Week 7: My Eyes Are Up Here

Last week Katrina Caliente ended her relationship with Randy and her daughter Nina was desperate to continue with one. Emilia Ernest aired her dirty laundry and Angela Pleasant poured her guts out on Randy’s lawn for all of Oasis Springs to see. The week ended with a total of 91 children!

Monday

The first baby born this week was crazy Angela Pleasant’s daughter, Bianca.

Chaim Sterling was baby number two.

Seema Raghaven was Randy’s first visitor of the week. She came rocking those glasses as always.

No sooner than she walked through the door there was a full-on monsoon!

Seema and Randy weren’t bothered by the storm. I doubt they even noticed it.

Randy: *sings AC/Dc’s Thunderstruck*
Seema Raghaven: You’re such a great singer, Randy.

He’s really not.

Summer Holiday came over for a quick shower. This is the only picture I have of her visit.

She left and Bella Goth was next.

Randy wanted to try some hip new dance he saw. And let’s just say mistakes were made.

Randy: I’ve got some new moves to show you, doll.
Bella Goth: Wait. What’s happening?

He sent Bella’s head through the door.

Bella Goth: Oh no, Randy. Something’s gone wrong, really wrong.

Bella Goth: What am I touching? Is that your hair or your back?
Randy: That’s my hair. I think I broke my wrists.

Eventually, they were able to untangle and made it to the bed for a bit of a “lay down.”

Check out the baby bump on Alice Martin. She’s looking super happy about it.

Grace Anansi: Why do I do this to myself?

After Bella left to find a physical therapist, Angela Pleasant came over. Randy was understandably nervous about seeing her again, but the cause must come first.

Angela must have spoken with one of the other ladies in town, there was no mention of pregnancies or babies. They had their time in the Love Tub and she left without incident. I was disappointed.

Very pregnant Mei Prescott also not looking very happy.

Pregnant Kaori Nishidake. What is with all the unhappy sims today?

Kaori Nishidake: I’m tired. So very tired.

I’m sure it has nothing to do with all the children they have.

Moira Fyres was trying something new. Honestly, I’m not sure it works.

Kim Goldbloom made her way to Randy’s house.

Randy and Kim enjoyed the Love Tub.

I missed the birth of a few babies. Alex Moyer gave birth to Makenna.

Aaradhya Acharya had twins, Jerome

and Callen.

Ava Harjo gave Randy another baby girl, Alexandra. Okay, she didn’t GIVE him the baby, she gave birth to his daughter. Pretty sure Randy would not accept a gift such as that anyway.

Randy invited Ava Harjo over for some QT. Ava had one thing on her mind.

Randy: Ava. My eyes are up here.
Ava Harjo: Oh, sorry, Randy. *takes a stealthy picture*

Randy should probably start wearing more clothes on the regular. I’m sure it won’t happen though.

Ava Harjo: Dreams really do come true.

Let’s be honest here, Randy is a sure thing. If a meltdown in front of his house isn’t enough to keep him away from impregnating someone, Ava had nothing to be concerned about.

Randy ended the day with a visit from the fashionable Ciara Sterling.

Randy had to rush out the door when he felt that tingle. It’s not every day he feels it in the middle of the night.

Randy: Well, hellooo. Please allow me to introduce myself, I’m Randy Johnson. I’m new in town and I’m here to serve.
Lilith Vatore: Hey, hi. Can you move? I’m on my way somewhere and the sunlight reflecting off the moon is starting to burn my skin.
Randy: OK, doll. I got your number, I’ll call you.
Lilith Vatore: Not before midnight you won’t.

The last baby born on Sunday of week 7 was Genevieve Fyres.

Monday

Just when I think nothing exciting is happening someone does something just to prove me wrong. Eliza Pancakes, for example, showed up at Randy’s place around 2 am and just stared at his bedroom window. At this point, Eliza was heavily pregnant and should probably have been home in bed. But who needs sleep when you can stare at a window.

Eliza Pancakes: *whispers* Randy…

Now that is creepy.

Mei Prescott had a baby boy, Kelvin.

Inside the house, Ciara Sterling was having a meltdown. I can only speculate as to why she was crying, but I think it was because she knew it would be at least a week before she could be in Randy’s bed again.

Then she got her crap together and left Randy’s house.

Alex Moyer visited and was enthralled with the plant Randy had on his porch. The plant that had been there since the beginning of time. Why was it so fascinating now?

Somehow Randy got Alex into the bedroom where they did the horizontal tango. I’m not sure Randy should even entertain any dancing ideas after what happened with Bella Goth.

Like a shift change at a factory, Alex left and Aaradhya Acharya arrived.

Randy swept Aaradhya off her feet.

Aaradhya Acharya: Oh, you have missed me.
Randy: I miss all my ladies, doll.

Gross, Randy.

Then swept her into the bathroom shower.

Mei Prescott stopped by to ask Randy for marriage again.

Mei Prescott: *baby talk* Mawee me, Wandy. PWEEZE!!!
Randy: Would you cage a butterfly? No. So why would you cage me? I need to be free; to fly, just like a butterfly.

Before he sent her on her way they had some fun in the Love Tub. Three things were working in his favor: he was there, she was there, and she wasn’t pregnant. He couldn’t let the opportunity slip away.

Siobhan Fyres visited while Randy was “refueling.”

They made their way into the bathroom.

Out on the street:

Ciara Sterling: Geez, why do you smell like cat pee?
Catarina Lynx: It’s perfume. My cats make me perfume.
Ciara Sterling: *chokes on bile*

Look who’s all grown up! Olivia Kim-Lewis is no longer a teenager and now Randy and Olivia can do more than have conversations on the phone (not creepy).

While Randy was laying on the moves, Kalamainu’u Iona had another baby. A boy named Emerson, baby number nine of the week.

Olivia and Randy hit the hay.

Two minutes later Olivia was on her way home and Kalamainu’u was on her way to see Randy.

Olivia Kim-Lewis: That was oddly disappointing.
Kalamainu’u Iona: First time? You get used to it.

Jeb Harris: *knocks on door*
Kalamainu’u Iona: Do you know that guy? What’s with the bag?
Randy: Nope. Shall we get started?

Kalamainu’u and Randy walked right passed Jeb and shut the door in his bag-covered face.

While Randy was entertaining Kalamainu’u, Nalani Mahi’ai had a baby girl, Athena.

Emilia Ernest: Why are we on the porch, Randy? Do I deserve to wait on the porch? Do you need to be punished, boy?
Randy: Uhh…
Emilia Ernest: Is that how you address me?
Randy: No, Ma’am.

Emilia Ernest: You know what to do. Do not disappoint me, or baby gets the paddle.
Randy: Yes, ma’am.

Eliza Pancakes had her baby while Randy was being punished.

Four hours later Emilia left and Randy called Lilith Vatore.

Lilith Vatore: I don’t get invited to a lot of people’s homes.
Randy: Because of the hours you keep?
Lilith Vatore: Yes… Something like that.

Randy: Wow, you ran in here super fast. Are you training for the Olympics?
Lilith Vatore: Uh, no. It’s a… natural talent…

Randy can be so oblivious.

Tuesday

Early the next morning, Miko Ojo had a baby girl named Maia.

The first visitor of the day was Eliza Pancakes. She clung to Randy like her life depended on it.

Randy: Ready to go inside?
Eliza Pancakes: Hold me, Randy. For just a few minutes.
Randy: *mildly panics*

Eventually, Randy was able to coax Eliza into the bedroom.

Nalani Mahi’ai: Hey, girl! Are we still on for playdates after naptime?
Eliza Pancakes: You bet. I’ll see you later.

Since Nalani had an appointment she and Randy got right down to the business at hand.

Alice Martin finally had that baby. A girl named Tanvi.

Eva Capricciosa was outside Randy’s house hanging out with three of his kids. (Nicole Raghaven, Michael Sterling, and Deon Feng?) Maybe she was babysitting? It didn’t matter, Randy felt that tingle and ran outside to introduce himself.

Ava had to leave before the deal could be sealed. Randy was distracted by more tingles when Faye Harris showed up on his porch.

Faye Harris: I just want to dance!

Faye Harris: I need to dance!!

As Faye was dancing Becca Clarke had a baby boy, Juan.

And L. Faba had twin girls, Gabrielle and Jayme. Gabrielle and Jayme Faba are numbers 15 and 16 for this week.

Faye was so busy busting a move that Randy had to swoop in to get a kiss.

Faye Harris: Oh, you think I’m a good dancer?
Randy: The best dancer.

She’s actually not. If anyone has ever seen the episode of Seinfeld where Elaine dances, then you have a good idea of the type of dancer Faye is.

Randy taught Faye a new dance. That’s what she claimed anyway, but she has two kids so the only person she is fooling is Randy.

Later that night.

Hilary Laurent: *whispers* …Randy…

Seriously, what is Randy doing to break these ladies?

Wednesday

Faye Harris: *thinking* I got pregnant from dancing?

Watching Faye eat made me feel nauseous.

Faye Harris: *mouth full* I’m eating for two now.

As Randy slept and Faye devoured her sandwich Lilith Pleasant had a baby girl named Annabel.

Kaori Nishidake also had a baby, a boy named Marc.

When he woke Randy invited Kaori Nishidale over for a roll in the sack.

Faye was too involved in her sandwich to notice anything that may be happening anywhere else

Randy found Alice Martin playing in some leaves and decided to join her.

Alice Martin: I was hoping to see you.
Randy: And now you do. What shall we do with ourselves?

Alice Martin: I have an idea.

Alice and Randy ended up with leaves and twigs in all sorts of private places.

That kid in the background is Josh Ernest, Emilia’s son. I’m pretty sure he will have lifelong issues due to what he witnessed.

Interested in all the commotion Ulrike Faust came over to introduce herself.

Katrina Caliente hammered a nail into the coffin she buried her and Randy’s relationship in. She adopted a child, a girl named Skylar. A girl. On second thought, it might be better not to introduce her to Randy at such a young age.

Ulrike Faust was determined to scar the rest of the children in Oasis Springs.

No children walked by, but Liberty Lee was drawn to the pile of leaves like a zombie drawn to sound. She could not pull herself away.

Liberty Lee: Why is it moving?

Leaf Pile: *giggles*
Liberty Lee: The leaf pile laughs?

After Randy emerged from the leaf pile he introduced himself to the voyeuristic Liberty Lee.

Randy: Well hellooo…. (yadda, yadda, yadda).
Liberty Lee: Ohhhhh…

Randy wanted to stick around to maybe show Liberty the leaf pile too. But Grace Anansi was waiting for him at his house, and Grace does not like to waste time.

Liberty Lee followed Randy to his house.

Liberty Lee: Randy, I feel like we’re kindred spirits, you and I and we should totally be super best friends forever. Forever!
Grace Anansi: I really can not have these interruptions, Randy. I have a schedule to maintain.
Randy: Hey, bestie, why don’t you wait out here for a bit.

Grace and Randy ran to his room and did their thing.

Liberty patiently waited in the living room.

A few minutes later, while Grace slept Randy showed Liberty his tiny golden bow.

Liberty Lee: *possessed by hearts* OHHHHHHHHHHH! I FEEL IT!!!!

And with a kiss the insta-love spell was complete. Liberty was putty in Randy’s hands.

I hope those sheets get washed.

While all of that was happening Zoe Patel had her baby, a boy named Kolton.

I missed the birth of Anya Jang’s daughter, Jerrica.

And Morgan Fyres had a baby boy named Don.

Randy met Etsuko Ishikawa outside his house and invited her inside. She never takes her gloves off because her touch is so cold. The problem with that is she has trouble with the touch screen on her phone.

Etsuko Ishikawa: I just can’t get this thing to do what I want.

Thursday

Etsuko’s visit lasted into the early hours of Thursday.

With a poof, Etsuko was in the bedroom. I imagine that black smoke smells like eggs.

Randy: I like the shower cap.
Etsuko Ishikawa: Thank you. It keeps my hair tidy.

Seema Raghaven had a baby boy named Carlo while Etsuko and Randy got more “personal.”

And then SHE DIED! Her official cause of death is anger. Poor baby Carlo will think this is his fault.

Pregnant Bella Goth riding a bike! I can not imagine that was very comfortable or safe. Maybe it’s some new way to bring on labor?

Inside Cassandra Goth and Randy were about to get steamy in the shower.

Up next was Becca Clarke. She was splashing puddles like a child all the way to Randy’s door.

They had no choice but to wash the mud off.

Lilith Pleasant came over looking to kill some time. Behind her, we see an elderly Nancy Landgraab. Now that Nancy is an elder her name had been moved from the full house column to the graveyard.

Nancy Landgraab: Look at me while I walk away. See what you are missing. *slowly shuffles feet* Argh, these boots are killing me.

Something about the rainy weather makes Randy love the shower more.

Anaya Jang was invited over for some fun. It’s hard to see, but Ava Harjo is pregnant in this picture. She got all weird when she saw Randy.

Ava Harjo: *giggles* Hi, Randy. Hi… *giggles* *whispers* Hi.
Anaya Jang: Should we call someone about the crazy on your lawn?
Randy: Nah. Randy kinda likes it.

They left Ava on the sidewalk whispering and giggling.

Anaya Jang: What? Are you sad now?
Randy: I miss the giggling.
Anaya Jang: That’s not me. *rolls eyes*

Riding the bike must have worked. Bella had a baby girl named Yesenia.

Eva Capricciosa didn’t have to babysit a brood of Randy’s kids so she came over for some Love Tub time.

Then Catarina Lynx came over and when I saw her pajamas I guffawed and wheezed and nearly choked.

Catarina Lynx: Meow, Randy. *purrs*
Randy: Nice pajamas.
Catarina Lynx: Meowwwwww, so petable.

Kim Goldbloom had her baby, Randolph.

Friday

Ava Harjo gave birth to a girl, Giovanna.

And Ciara Sterling had twin boys, Bryan and Quinn.

Zoe Patel showed up on Randy’s porch.

Her daughter, Marilyn Patel, was there too. She was on her phone the whole time.

Marilyn Patel: *talking and texting* No, Michael, I said I’m at Dad’s and I can’t come over right now.
Michael Sterling: unknown response.
Marilyn Patel: *talking and texting* No, I don’t think he even knows I exist.

So sad. All of Randy’s kids are going to have Daddy Issues.

Yasemin Tinker and her wife, Tina, are constantly asking Randy to be best friends. Randy isn’t interested in that kind of relationship with them and they are interested in the kind that he wants. It’s a stalemate.

Yasemin Tinker: Randy, this one is pretty. You’ll have beautiful children. I approve.
Randy: *mutters* No one asked for your opinion, Yasemin.
Zoe Patel: *bored*

Randy was finally able to get rid of Yasemin and attend to the job at hand.

Randy: Whoa, you’re eager.
Zoe Patel: Don’t speak, you’re ruining it.

Zoe doesn’t like Randy, at all. But he’s always available when she needs to relieve some stress. If he can keep his mouth shut.

Bella Goth came over for some watermelon salad.

The way that the maid’s profile and the portrait in the background are merging is really disturbing. It’s giving off American Werewolf in London (or Paris) vibes.

Alex Moyer had her baby. A boy named Derick.

You can guess where things ended up with Bella.

Bella Goth: Are you sure he’s not a werewolf?
Randy: The only thing I’m sure of is that I can have you back home in five minutes.

Aaradhya Acharya had a beautiful baby boy, Ray. Ray is baby number 29!

Why is Cassandra Goth having such a hard time getting pregnant? Is taking something preventative?

I missed the birth of Mei Prescott’s son, Cornelius. This is Mei’s last baby; her house is now full. She is considered retired unless one of her children died unexpectedly. Mei, thank you for your service.

While Alex Moyer and Randy were having some good clean fun.

I noticed that Hilary Laurent became an elder. Her name has been moved to the graveyard column. Thank you for your service, Hilary.

Kim Goldbloom came over for a little while.

Kim Goldbloom: Where did you go?
Randy: I’m already getting started, doll.

After Kim left, Ciara came over. Randy really packs them in there in the evenings.

Randy: Shall we? I have another appointment after this.
Ciara Sterling: *sigh* I guess.

Ciara just had twins and has a total of six children already. She has got to be exhausted. Not that Randy cares. When you already have six kids what is one more?

Michael Sterling has grown into a teenager. He was waiting outside to escort his mother home. What a good boy.

Ciara Sterling: Hi, Aaradyha. Love your shirt and jacket.
Aaradyha Acharya: Hello, Ciara, I like that hoodie and your hair.
Both: *laugh*

Aaradyha was wasting no time.

Aaradyha Acharya: Are you ready to do this? I have to get home before 10.
Randy: Let me check with the man downstairs… Yup. Ready to go.

While Aaradhya and Randy were visiting the man downstairs, Oliva Kim-Lewis gave birth to baby number 31, a girl named Nathalie.

Cassandra came over for her 45th attempt.

Aaradhya Acharya: Good luck, hun!
Cassandra Goth: Thanks, I can use it.

The last baby born on Friday was Kalamainu’u’s daughter, Paulina.

Saturday

Randy entertained Cassandra multiple times into the early morning hours of Saturday.

While Randy was busy with Cassandra, Emilia Ernest had a baby boy named Fredrick.

And Lilith Vatore had twin girls, Elsa and Monique. Elsa and Monique are babies 34 and 35 this week.

After Cassandra left to finally get some sleep, Randy invited Kalamainu’u to his place for a nice long shower. It’s a wonder how he hasn’t gotten trench foot or something by now. I’m sure that shower is less than clean and his feet are wet all the time.

The word on the street is that Becca Clarke is pregnant.

Bacca Clarke: *burp* Oh, that’s a little vom.

Olivia Kim-Lewis visited for a bit and left with a bun in the oven. While she was leaving, The Mistress of Darkness, Emilia Ernest, was walking to the door. Emilia Really doesn’t like it when Randy has visitors besides her.

Olivia Kim-Lewis: Hello.
Emilia Ernest: Do not talk to me! I am not here for you.

Randy quickly ushered Emilia to the Love Tub before she could come up with some sort of punishment for him.

Randy called Yuki Behr for a visit. Even on her first visit to his house he’s still not bothering with clothing.

She wasn’t bothered by it.

Greta Laurent showed up in town causing a case of the tingles. Now that her mother can no longer gestate a child, she must want to take up the cause. Randy is more than willing to oblige.

And across the street was another new face chatting with Ava Harjo and Kalamainu’u Iona.

Ava Harjo: You’ll have to meet Randy. He should be here any minute now, he always knows when there’s a new face in town.
Kyoto Kato: How does he know?
Ava Harjo: He calls it Tingle Time. I don’t know what it means.

Rany busted out of his house, quickly met Greta Laurent then ran to Kyoto for their greeting.

Randy: *runs by Greta* Hey, doll, I’ll call you.
Greta Laurent: oh, ok.
Kyoto Kato: I feel like I should just wait here for no reason at all.

As Randy ran to Kyoto, Eliza Pancakes had a baby girl, Shirley.

By the time I got back to Randy and Kyoto, they were already kissing.

The next thing you know, they are jumping into a leaf pile.

Once Randy was finished with Kyoto he ran home to find a sad Eliza Pancakes on his porch.

Eliza Pancakes: Why do I always feel sad after I have the babies?

Randy has just the cure for postpartum depression, another pregnancy.

The last baby of the week was born to Nalani Mahi’ai, a girl named Kimberly. Kimberly is baby number 37 this week, giving a grand total of 128 children!

That’s it for this update, I hope you enjoyed it. I can’t wait to see what happens next time. See you then!

Week 6: The Crustaceans

Welcome back to week 6 of my Family Man Challenge. Last week ended with a total of 62 children. Let’s see if Randy can increase that number.

Sunday

In the early morning hours of Sunday, Becca Clarke got out of bed and watched Randy sleep, until it dawned on her that she was probably pregnant again and why can’t she tell that man no?

Morgan Fyres had the first baby of the week! A beautiful baby boy, Patrick. Kind of a classic name for an Irish family, wouldn’t you say?

Nalani Mahi’ai came over and Randy swept her off her feet.

Nalani Mahi’ai: Oh geez, don’t drop me!
Randy: Don’t worry, doll. I haven’t dropped anyone yet.

Randy constantly reminds the ladies that they are not “his one and only.”

That being said absolutely no one seems to mind.

Randy: Hurry, before the magic is gone.
Nalani Mahi’ai: Why would the magic disappear?

Outside Summer Holiday is dreaming up Food Legacy names for her unborn baby. Wrong challenge, Summer.

Summer Holiday: What about Cupcake? Is that too much? Should I just use it as a nickname?

Randy went out to check his mail and who should be on his porch? Hilary Laurent.

Hilary Laurent: *grins* Is it okay that I just stopped by?
Randy: Doll, that’s more than okay.

Right to the bedroom they go.

Hilary Laurent: My husband recently became an elder. This is his nap time.
Randy: Nap time works for me. Anytime works for me.

Randy’s daughter, Nicole Raghaven, has nothing better to do on a Sunday afternoon. Just a child walking around the desert alone. What could go wrong?

Catarina Lynx came over and Randy had to hold her hands to keep her from scratching at him.

Randy: How about we don’t scratch today. Randy got a skin infection last time.
Catarina Lynx: *purrs* Whatever you say, Randy. Meeeoooowww.

The things he does in the name of his competition with his half-brother.

If Randy wants to avoid getting an infection, I’m pretty sure he should also avoid the Love Tub. We’ve all seen what goes on in there.

Spotted a pregnant Emilia Ernest, waiting for a bus? She was just sitting there staring.

At first, I thought this was Randy’s daughter Jill Langraab spying on him again. But this is London Bjergsen, Randy’s daughter with Clara Bjergsen.

Christina Price looks like she is picking out her own clothes now.

As Catarina Lynx left I spied a very sad Morgan Fyres. At first, I thought her father had died and freed up a slot, but he just became an elder.

Catarina Lynx: *continuous purring*

Randy decided to cheer Morgan up with some special one on one time.

Randy: Hey, doll. Let’s put a smile on that face.

Bella Goth is looking very round!

Randy has two sons named Armando; this one is Dina Caliente’s son. Paulo Rocca is rocking some really nice earrings.

While Randy was “visiting” with Mrogan her mother had another child, a boy named Pace. Something about that seems super gross.

Seema Raghaven looks like she has those glasses in multiple colors. The girl is not afraid to commit to a look.

Seema Raghaven: Thanks for inviting me over, Randy. I wanted you to see my new glasses.
Randy: Uh, nice. Are you going to wear them in the shower?

Randy has no time for idle chit-chat! The man barely sleeps.

Turns out she did take them off.

Seema left Randy’s house and Moira rushed right over.

Moira Fyres: Hey, girl. Nice glasses.
Seema Raghaven: Awe, thanks for noticing.

Better make this special. This could be Moira’s last baby until Dominick dies.

Randy: Let’s wrap this up. Night’s coming and if I do this right I can have one more visitor tonight.

Special yet quick.

Aaradhya Acharya is overdressed for a nighttime walk in the desert. Maybe she is celebrating her baby bump.

Randy called Grace Anansi and she hustled herself right over.

Randy: Oh, you’re here already.
Grace Anansi: Yes, Randy, I do not like to waste time.

They got right down to the business at hand.

Just before midnight, L. Faba had a girl named Lizette.

Monday

In the early morning hours, Randy called L. Faba three times before she woke up. He was a little impatient to get his day started.

She made the bed disappear. It made for a fun time.

L. Faba: Oh, oops. Sorry, Randy, I just got excited.
Randy: It’s so weird. I can feel the bed, I just can see it.

Alex Moyer’s son, Odin (he does have two fully functioning eyes) was seen speaking to Darrel Charm. Darrel is seen regularly around Randy’s house since Emilia started having Randy’s children. Should I be concerned? Maybe he’s just fascinated by Randy.

L. Faba left after restoring the bed and as the sun was rising Lilith Pleasant made her way to Randy’s door. Why is there a glass of water on the porch?

Lilith Pleasant: Hey L.!
L. Faba: Hey Lil, are we still having lunch today?
Lilith Pleasant: Absolutely!

Randy: *turns on the charm* Hello, Lilith, your sister gave me your number. Please allow me to introduce myself…
Lilith Pleasant: Ohhhhh.

One thing led to another and the next thing you know Randy and Lilith are in the Love Tub

Summer Holiday had a set of twin boys! I love it when multiples are born. If you’re keeping track Nathan and Johan are babies 5 and 6 this week.

Mila Much looks like she is about to burst! Behind her, Ciara Sterling has a baby on board too.

Katrina Caliente had been angry with Randy ever since he flirted with her daughters while she was near. He could not talk her into Love Tub time, or time anywhere else.

Katrina Caliente: No, I do not want to soak in the Love Tub, Randy.
Randy: OK, doll. It doesn’t have to be the Love Tub, how about the magic box?
Katrina Caliente: The answer is still no. Are you going to feed me something or not?

The heart cookies didn’t work either. She still has a couple open spaces in her house.

Bella Goth had Orson, a beautiful baby boy.

This is Randy’s daughter, Erin munch. She is clearly upset about something.

And over in the distance is Nicole Raghaven. Looks like she’s a pretty busy scout now. Look at all those badges.

Katrina left without the promise of another child. It’s disappointing, but Randy doesn’t give up easily. He will try again.

Katrina Caliente: Hug waste of time. He didn’t even make me a grilled cheese.

Even though Cassandra Goth lives across the street getting her over to Randy’s house has been one failure after another. So I sent Randy over to her place for a visit. Apparently, Cassandra can not afford to keep her lights on. Or maybe she doesn’t own any.

Her bed was super uncomfortable.

Randy: I think that’s a spring in my butt.
Cassandra Goth: Sorry about that; this is my parents’ old mattress.

Zoe Patel’s son, Weston, was hanging out in the desert. Maybe it’s take your kid to work day.

Caiden Caliente, Dina’s son, is now a teenager. London Bjersen is there in the background.

Welcome baby Aspen Pleasant! Baby number 8.

Randy picked Zoe Patel up after her shift at the food stand. You can see him on the left in the distance.

Then he walked her all the way back to his house where Eliza Pancakes was waiting.

Eliza Pancakes: Randy, I’m pre-
Randy: Not now, doll. Randy’s got a schedule to keep.

Zoe ended up spending the night. I wonder what happened to her son, Weston?

Zoe Patel: I feel like I forgot something at work.
Randy: Whatever it is, it will be there tomorrow.
Zoe Patel: You are so wise, Randy.

This is Camille Fyres, Randy and Moira Fyres firstborn. She’s interesting. She doesn’t mind showing off all of that chest hair.

I missed the birth of Lucian Sterling. Lucian will always be a vampire name to me. Maybe Ciara Sterling was a fan of The Vampire Diaries.

Tuesday

The next morning Zoe realized she was pregnant with another baby. I wonder how she can afford all of these children with what she makes from the food stand.

Mila Munch’s last baby. Her house is full now unless there is another death in her family before she ages, I just don’t see her having another of Randy’s children. Enjoy your retirement, Mila.

As Bella Goth ran over to Randy’s house I noticed Kalamainu’u Iona looks like she is about to give birth. I’m crossing my fingers for twins.

Kalamainu’u Iona: *watching Bella* I wish I could run again.

Randy greeted Bella like he had been away at war.

They made their way to the Love Tub without saying a word to each other.

Gil Akiyama, one of Randy and Jenna Akiyama’s sons and Emilia Ernest were spotted.

We haven’t seen this shiny face in a few days. Nancy Landgraab finally made an appearance. Surprisingly, she just walked by Randy’s house once.

Nancy Landgraab: Maybe it’s time to play hard-to-get.

Baby number 11 is Allan Moyer! Time to extend an invitation to his mother, Alex.

After Love Tub time, Randy nearly broke his arm inviting his next guest over before Bella was even finished speaking.

Bella Goth: Are you listening to me, Randy?
Randy: Give me a minute, doll. Important phone call. *to the phone* Hey, doll. Do you want to come over?

Bella walked out of Randy’s house with a huge smile on her face.

Summer Holiday: *very firm knocking* Oh gosh, sorry. I didn’t mean to knock on your clavicle.
Bella Goth: *less happy*

Bella just cleared her throat, adjusted her top, and walked away.

Summer Holiday: *dies a little inside*

Cassandra Goth: *crazy stare* I saw you assault my mother.
Summer Holiday: *panics* Save me, Randy. I’m not the fighting kind.

Somehow Randy smoothed things over with Cassandra. Then Summer and Randy made their way to the Love Tub.

Randy: Wanna try something fun?
Summer Holiday: Yes!

Summer Holiday: When you said, “Try something fun.” I did not think this would be it.

Summer Holiday: Actually, I think I have your shorts and you have mine.
Randy: Does that bother you?

Angela Pleasant was Randy’s next guest.

Angela Pleasant: WHOA! That’s a little scary.

Back into his Magician’s Box. Angela was very eager.

The shower broke after the abuse Angela Pleasant and Randy put it through. Hopefully Randy will get a chance to repair it soon.

For anyone interested in doing this challenge, I would suggest getting more woohoo places. You know, to keep it fresh.

Before the night was over, Aaradhya Acharya had a baby boy, Lukas.

Randy ended the day with a sleepover with Ciara Sterling. I forgot to take pictures of her visit.

Wednesday

Wednesday morning Ava Harjo had her baby. Stacey Harjo is baby number 13!

Randy felt that tingle when Siobhan Fyres walked by his house. Justin Delgato was not invited into the conversation. He stayed anyway.

Randy: Well, hellooo. Please allow me to introduce myself, I’m Randy Johnson. I’m new in town and I’m here to serve.
Siobhan Fyres: Hello, I’m Siobhan. I’ve heard so much about you.
Justin Delgato: *wishes for popcorn*

Randy couldn’t seal the deal with an audience so Siobhan went on her way and he called Alex Moyer.

Alex showed up almost like she was standing there the entire time.

Alex Moyer: Hello, Randy.
Randy: Wow, I didn’t realize you would get here so quickly.
Alex Moyer: My kid here so he can play in the street.

The city of Oasis Springs should invest in a playground.

Randy and Alex wasted no time.

Randy: Let’s get this done, shall we?
Alex Moyer: Yes, I have to give my kid a bath.

Sadie Munch looks like she was skipping school

Sadie Munch: *savoring the taste of freedom*

Eliza Pancakes looks is going to have that baby any time now.

Eliza Pancakes: I’ll have a pretzel with everything you have on it.
Food Stand Dude: Uhhh…
Eliza Pancakes: Don’t make this awkward. I am pregnant and hungry. I will cry for food.

When Alex Moyer had to leave Randy invited Aaradhya Acharya to his place.

Ciara Sterling is looking pregnant again.

Three baby mamas in one picture! Ciara Sterling, Aaradhya Acharya, and Ava Harjo. Randy called Ava after he was done entertaining Aaradhya.

Emilia Ernest had a baby girl named Aurora, which seems appropriate for a spell caster. Aurora Ernest is baby number 14. Guess who Randy is calling next.

After a few pleasantries, Ava and Randy got right down to the important stuff.

As Ava was leaving Emilia Ernest was arriving.

Emilia Ernest: YES! It’s my turn!
Ava Harjo: *mutters* This one’s loud.

Emilia Ernest: My fiance gave me Crustaceans, but it’s cleared up now and I am ready to rumble!
Ava Harjo: *sarcasm* Classy.

Emilia Ernest did not like Ava’s implication that she was not a classy lady. I would be nervous if I were Ava, she might find a toad in her bed or some other unpleasantness.

Emilia Ernest: *fumes*

As soon as she saw Randy she forgot all about Ava Harjo.

Emilia Ernest: Take me to the Love Tub.

Kalamainu’u Iona had a baby boy, Nestor.

Emilia Ernest: Kiss my face. I’m in the mood to be cherished. Do not disappoint me, Randy.
Randy: No, ma’am.

Emilia left feeling refreshed but when she saw Siobhan Fyres her attitude changed.

Siobhan Fyres: Hello.
Emilia Ernest: Hmph.
Siobhan Fyres: Rude.

Once inside Siobhan made things rather easy for Randy. He gave her a rose and she was ready for the next step.

They went to the bedroom because the shower is still broken. That will get repaired overnight when Randy can’t have as many visitors.

Eliza Pancakes had her baby, Kala Pancakes.

Siobhan Fyres: Hello, Ms. Prescott.
Mei Prescott: Hello, Siobhan, how is your mother?

An awkward moment here. Siobhan is a former student of Mei’s back when Mei was a teacher.

Mei Prescott: *mutters under her breath*

Clara Bjergsen had two babies! If you’re keeping track Marc and Maximus Bjersen are babies number 17 and 18.

Mei Prescott: *baby voice* Wandy, I’ve weewee missed you. *pouts*
Randy: *shudders* Let’s see what we can do about that then.

Randy: *rushing* Um, let’s do this; I have a 7:00.

Erik Akiyama, the first of Jenna Akiyama and Randy’s sons. And behind him, Mei Prescott is doing the walk of shame.

Mei Prescott: I hope I don’t see any more students.

Baby boy Ojo! Welcome, Matthew Ojo.

Randy invited Katrina over in an attempt to make amends. She walked passed Mei Prescott and this frown magically appeared on her face. It doesn’t look like things are going to go well.

Katrina Caliente: All I want is to find love.
Mei Prescott: *walking that shame walk*

This must be a visual for “fake happy.” There is a smile on her face, but her body language says something else entirely. Katrina is so very tired of Randy’s games. She just can’t do the whole her-kids-are-uncles-and-aunts-to-their-half-siblings-thing.

Before the night was through, Alice Martin gave birth to a bouncing baby boy named Andre.

In the end, Katrina spent the night with Randy, but that was all. It looks like things between them are well and truly over.

Katrina Caliente: *cries in her sleep*
Randy: *snores*

Thursday

Overnight, Becca Clarke had her baby, Malik Clarke.

After Katrina broke things off and left Randy for the last time, he needed a moment to mourn the loss of his soulmate.

Randy: *sobs*

Nancy Landgraab is back on the prowl. That whole play-hard-to-get-thing didn’t last very long.

Nancy Landgraab: Step outside, watch me walk away. *humming “Nothing Compares to You”*

This young one is Tara Caliente, another of Dina’s spawn. It seems Dina prefers free-range parenting.

Kalamainu’u Iona stopped by in her bathing suit. Randy quickly got the hint.

Randy: Shall we head back to the Love Tub?
Kalamainu’u Iona: I thought you’d never ask.

What a liar.

She quickly swapped bathing suits before getting into the Love Tub.

Randy’s family tree is a straight line.

Another aspiration completed!

Nalani Mahi’ai came over and they jumped into the shower.

Look at that baby bump on Ava Harjo.

Alex Moyer is looking very pregnant as well.

Alex Moyer: PRETZELS! Get your pretzels.

Hilary Laurent had a boy named Edgar.

Mei Prescott is thinking about her unborn baby.

Once Nalani left Eliza Pancakes was invited. She came right over.

Randy: Randy’s gotta put a little fuel in the tank first. I’ll be right with you.
Eliza Pancakes: Oh sure, I’ll just stare at this wall here.

Soon Randy was ready to plow some fields.

This is Nalai Mahi’ai’s son, Anthony. He has the biggest head of hair I have ever seen.

Pregnant Ciara Sterling was getting her steps in.

Catarina Lynx birthed a baby boy, Stanley. Stanley is not a cat name, way to kill a dream, Catarina.

Eliza left feeling like a new woman.

Eliza Pancakes: Hello world! I am ready for you.
Miko Ojo: I need some of what she’s had.

Randy: Hey, doll. Randy’s gotta make a pit stop before we get started.
Miko Ojo: Okay, Randy, I” just wait in the other room.

Miko enters the bedroom and before he goes into the bathroom Randy whips out his phone and starts taking pictures! What a sleaze.

Randy: Just gotta get a couple quick shots for the ol’ memory bank.

Once Randy was done with his bathroom business he was ready to continue with the night’s entertainment.

Randy: Ready?
Miko Ojo: Ready! *giggles*

While Randy and Miko were busy Morgan Fyres had a baby boy, Arjun.

Friday

In the early morning hours of Friday, Seema Raghaven had her baby, a boy she named Drake.

Also, I missed the birth of Moira Fyres’s son, Gerard.

This is Luz Prescott, she’s pretty edgy. She’s rocking that mohawk.

As Alice Martin lugged her big head over to Randy’s house Catarina Lynx was walking by.

Catarina Lynx: *purrs* Call me…owwww…

The bed is better neck support so that is where Randy and Alice ended up. I wonder if Alice’s children will have equally large heads.

Randy: You just rest your neck on the pillow.

I spotted Marcel Price, Janae Price’s husband. Who is he trying to fool with that look? Everyone can see that he dyes his facial hair, right?

Marcel Price: *catalog model pose*

The next to spend time with Randy was Grace Anansi.

Randy: *swoop*
Grace Anansi: DEAR PLUMBOB! I’LL PUT A HEX ON YOU!!!

Randy still has not learned not to frighten the spellcasters.

While Grace and Randy were greeting each other Alice had finally gathered enough strength back into her neck to leave the bed.

Grace Anansi and Randy: *gross mouth noises*
Alice Martin: *sigh*

Then they were off to the Love Tub for some tub lovin’.

Grace Anansi: Just don’t get my hair wet.

Outside the fence, Nina Caliente decided to be neighborly.

Nina Caliente: Youuuu hoooooo! Are you there? It’s been a while, Randy!

Normally Randy enjoys desperation, but this is something else. Dina and Nina’s house is full, so they are considered retired unless someone dies.

Nina Caliente: RANDY! I CAN SEE YOUR PLUMBOB!
Randy: *whispering* We are going to have to keep this quiet.

Nina eventually got tired or overheated and left, but the smell of desperation lingered.
The Caliente family is turning into a tragedy.

As Grace was leaving Becca Clarke was arriving.

Becca Clarke: Hey, girl!
Grace Anansi: Girl, do not use the hot tub. There was a looney toon here earlier. You have been warned.

Out by the street, there was a commotion.

Angela Pleasant: Hey, Randy! Randy, look over here! RANDY!
Ciara Sterling: Geez, could you please get out of my way? I do not want to be associated with this sideshow.
Mele Kahananui: Oh dear, someone is calling me. How do I answer this phone? *taps phone* Hello? *looks at phone* HELLO… It’s not working.
Angela Pleasant: *shrieks* RANDY!!!!

Angela Pleasant: RANDY! Please look over here. RANDY! PLEASE!
Becca Clarke and Randy: *look at Angela*
Anglea Pleasant: OH, oh. YES! Hi, Randy! Hiiiiii.
Becca Clarke: Is this the looney toon from earlier?
Randy: Uhh, nope.

Randy had Becca wait inside while he tried to get the crazy off his lawn.

Angela Pleasant: Randy, look! It’s me, Angela. Look! I’m pregnant, Randy! I’m not cosplaying. It’s for real. The baby is yours, Randy!
Ciara Sterling: Lady, if you don’t move right now I will do a murder.
Mele Kahananui: I just can’t get my phone call to work.
Randy: That’s nice, doll. Why don’t you go home and have a nap.
Angela Pleasant: Yeah, good idea! I’ll go home and nap. I LOVE YOU! See you tomorrow!

Angela’s sister, Lilith Pleasant, had her baby while Angela was scattering her marbles all over Oasis Springs.

Once Randy got Angela to leave he and Becca continued on like nothing happened.

Becca Clarke: This bed is so bouncy!
Randy: It’s got just the right amount of bounce. I tested about 50 mattresses before I decided on this one.

Becca Clarke had to get to class. On her way out the door, Randy invited L. Faba over.

Randy was exhausted from the earlier drama with Nina Caliente and Angela Pleasant, so he and L. Faba got right to it.

Catarina Lynx was Randy’s next visitor.

Catarina Lynx: *purrs* Meow, Randy.
Randy: How about the Love Tub today?
Catarina Lynx: *purrs with approval*

Catarina Lynx: You want me to climb you like a kitty condo? Mee-ow!

As Catarina Lynx left Randy’s house feeling like the cat that got the cream, Lilith Pleasant was arriving.

Lilith found Randy in the bathroom and attacked him. What is going on with the ladies this week? Not that Randy mined at all. She wasn’t screaming about having his baby out on the lawn.

When Lilith left Randy invited Kaori Nishidake over. She lived with her grandparents in Mt. Komorebi before they died. Now she had seven open spaces in her very lonely home. A home Randy hopes to fill it with baby smiles and giggles.

Randy: Are you ready to tango, doll?
Kaori: Oh no, I don’t know how to dance.
Randy: That’s okay, doll. Let The Randy Man teach you.

Randy turned around and laid a kiss on her. Not quite the dictionary definition of dancing.

Saturday

Kaori Nishidake ended up spending the night with Randy. She had no one waiting at home for her anyway.

Early Saturday morning Zoe Patel gave birth to Terra.

A fire broke out on Randy’s porch.

Kaori Nishidake: Randy, there’s a fire!
Randy: I see it, doll.

Kaori Nishidake: Fire, Randy!
Randy: Working on it!

I have no idea how the fire started, but it destroyed all of the plants everyone complains about when they visit. Could it have been the incense burner or foul play?

After the fire, Kaori understandably wanted to go home to her boring yet safe life.

Once socially acceptable, Randy invited Anaya Jang over for some fun. Anaya has two daughters and a husband that has one foot in the grave.

Anaya Jang: My husband is old and naps all the time. I’m desperate to feel like a woman.
Randy: Have no fear, The Randy Man has you covered.

Anaya Jang left singing “Man, I Feel Like a Woman” and Randy invited Cassandra Goth over because she was still having trouble getting pregnant!

Cassandra Goth: This is the one, right? This one is going to take?
Randy: This is the one. Let’s do it!

It wasn’t.

Zoe Patel came over after her shift at the Food Stand.

Randy: Ok, if you want to shower off the day’s dust then I get to join you.
Zoe Patel: SIGH! Fine.

Zoe and Randy actually have a terrible relationship, it’s red. They are full flirty-bar though, it’s a love/hate relationship. I’m sure this changes with Growing Together, but I have played many weeks ahead hoping to get through this challenge before the expansion pack was released. Spoiler, I didn’t, Randy is still alive. He might be immortal.

Randy: Quickly, let’s get inside.
Morgan Fyres: But, Randy, I just got here. Can’t you say hello first?

Randy was freaking out because he spotted Angela Pleasant in the distance and did not want a repeat of yesterday.

Randy was able to iron over his faux pas with Morgan by offering her some of his “special” heart cookies. I don’t know what they are laced with, but the ladies get super flirty when they eat them.

Seema Raghaven was Randy’s last visitor of the week.

Seema Raghaven: Randy, the blues on our shirts match.
Randy: Oh yeah? I bet they would look good together on my bedroom floor.

I guess Seema thought so too.

The last baby of the week was born to Bella Goth, Nevaeh Goth baby number 29!

This week a total of 29 children were born; making the grand total 91 children!

Week 4: Donkey Kong

Welcome back to my Family Man Challenge! By the end of last week, Randy had a total of 28 children by 15 different mothers. The man is on a roll and super disgusting. I’m not going to list all of his children’s names anymore, that is a habit I will regret. And speaking of regrets, I have decided to update the family tree pages at the end of the challenge. Creating each tree is a lot of work and as they increase I just don’t have the time to commit to making them. I will continue to upload pictures to the single tree I have on Family Echo.

Sunday

The first baby of the week was born to Jenna Akimara. Welcome baby Gil! I feel like the first baby of the week should get a certificate or something.

Not long after Zoe Patel had her baby, Weston. Sorry, no certificates for seconds.

Randy immediately invited Zoe over. Excited, he rushed outside to greet her.

And straight into the Magic Box they went.

Randy: Abracadabra!

Then it was Jenna Akiyama’s turn again, but I forgot to get pictures. They both had a good time, then she went home to her husband and children.

Baby bump spotted in the wild: Ciara Sterling is with child! I wonder if she will pass her fashion sense on to her children.

A very pregnant Mila Munch and a possibly pregnant Zoey Patel. I wonder if they know their children will be siblings.

What time is it? Time for Nancy Landgraab’s daily jog/walk passed Randy’s house. She is so thirsty.

Nancy Landgraab: *panting* Look out your window. Look out your window.

Inside Randy was entertaining a lady-friend, Clara Bjergsen. As you can see he doesn’t really bother with clothes anymore, not unless he needs to.

Randy: You don’t mind do you? I need to fuel up; I’ve burned a lot of calories today.

Clara Bjersen: *stares at Randy’s chest* Nope.

Randy didn’t have to work too hard to get Clara into the bathroom to see his magic box. She attacked him before the door closed behind them. Then he busted out in hives! He hit the special sauce after the magic show and those hives cleared right up.

Aaradhya Acharya looks like she’s delivering a pizza ball. and that is Ava Harjo on the porch looking for Randy.

Aaradhya Acharya: I wonder if he will call me.

Don’t hold your breath, Aaradhya. Randy is a busy, busy man. He’ll make time for you once that baby hotel has a vacancy.

Ava Harjo: Randy, Hiiiiiiiii. Oh, were you in the hot tub? Would you like company?

Randy: *awkward* Uhhhh, Randy’s gotta catch 40, doll. Could you scoot along? Got a big day tomorrow. Thanks.

Ava Harjo: Oh, yeah, of course. Call me!

Monday

While Randy got his beauty sleep Aaradhya Acharya delivered that pizza ball, a girl named Sara.

Zoe Patel has a baby on board!

Who dis? Dina Caliente? I think this is Dina. Let’s say it is. I wasn’t taking good notes at this point and I didn’t get a before or after shot of his lady visitor.

Then Nina Caliente came over and they got it on like Donkey Kong.

Randy: You ready to monkey around?

Nina Caliente: Sweetheart, I was born ready.

Bed: *groans in protest*

Adulthood came upon Randy like a swift ninja strike because I wasn’t paying attention.

Randy decided to invite Katrina Caliente over for birthday celebrations.

Randy “visited” with each of the Caliente women. Who could ask for a better birthday?

Tuesday

Belated birthday gift? L. Faba had a baby girl, Dominique.

Randy invited her right over. It seems she was not very happy with the state of the weather. Maybe a spell has gone wrong? It took some coaxing to get her to put down that umbrella.

Randy: You can put that thing down and we can go inside.

L. Faba: I can not make the rain stop, Randy. I have tried. It will not stop!

Randy invited her into the bedroom where they made their own magic. (So cheesy.)

Seema Raghaven came over. She looks like she might enjoy the same fashion magazine Ciara Sterling reads.

Wham, bam, thank you, ma’am.

Randy had to make this a quick visit because he was feeling that tingle. There was a lady nearby whom he had not met before.

After the introductions, you know the whole, “I’m new in town and here to serve,” thing; Randy invited her inside. Meet Emilia Ernest. She’s a spellcaster living in Glimmerbrook with her fiancé, Darrel Charm, and his family. She has room for 4 babies in her house. Engaged or not, Emilia forgot everything with one “thwang” of Randy’s bow. She was putty in his hands.

Randy: Have you seen my tiny golden bow?

Emilia Ernest: Oh, I love your tiny golden bow!

They slow-danced to generic romance music in his living room.

Then Emilia and Randy went to the magic box where Emilia showed him her magic.

Randy: Abrah…

Emilia: Shut up, Randy. I’m driving this train.

Outside, a very young, very teenage, Evie Delgato walked by Randy’s house. Randy tingled, but could not extract himself from his Emilia Ernest situation in time to meet the new lady. Next time, Evie, next time.

Wednesday

Early Wednesday morning baby Odin Moyer was born. I hope he has both eyes.

Another day, another tingle. Randy was out the door like he was on fire. He missed one lady and would not miss a second. Meet Grace Anansi, she’s a spellcaster and lives in Glimmerbrook with her roommate, Tomax Collette. She has room for six babies in her house. Behind Grace is Darrel Charm, Emilia Ernest’s fiancé. I wonder how those wedding plans are coming along.

Randy: Are you wearing space-pants?
Grace Anansi: Oh my gah! Teehee, are you really using that line on me?
Randy: Please allow me to introduce myself. I’m Randy Johnson, I’m new in town and I’m here to serve.
Darrel Charm: *listens and learns*

Randy talked Grace Anansi into joining him in his bathroom to see a mysterious plant he found. She was very excited about identifying this plant for Randy.

Grace Anansi: I can tell you what that plant is!

But that Randy, he already knew what plant that was and stealthy nabbed a kiss.

It didn’t end there, oh no. Time for the magic show.

Outside, Nina Caliente dressed up for Christmas. Shouldn’t she have a baby bump by now? That needs to be fixed pronto!

As soon as the magic show was over, Randy dashed out the door leaving Grace Anansi to fumble out of the shower on her own.

Randy: Merry Christmas, doll. *muah*

Nina Caliente: Do youhave a present for me?

Randy: Sure do. Follow me.

This is Megumi Ito, she lives in Mt. Komorebi with her family. Randy tried to meet her, but she walked right by him. Looks like we may have missed our opportunity because it seems she is doing a Back to the Future disappearing act.

Goodbye, Megumi. I wish you could have had one of Randy’s children.

Now, back to Nina Caliente, who seems to be fish-mouthing the air.

Randy: A little to your left.

While Randy and Nina were busy. Mila had a baby.

And soon after Kalamainu’u also had a baby. For those counthing that’s seven babies so far this week!

Randy ended Wednesday with a visit from Alex Moyer.

Thursaday

As Randy slept in the wee hours of Thursday morning Nalani Mahi’ai gave him a baby boy, Anthony.

As soon as it is socially acceptable Randy is on the phone inviting friends over to his place. Here we have Miko Ojo and Randy in the Love Tub.

Randy’s daughter, Joslyn Price, was spotted with a serious case of Stink Face. Hasn’t her mother ever told her that her face could freeze like that?

Zoe Patel gave Randy another child, a girl named Tatiana.

I missed the phone call for the birth of Jenna Aikiyama’s son Gordon. Maybe he will grow up to be a world-famous chef that yells profanities.

Clara Bjergsen gave Randy a daughter, Paula. That’s baby number 11 this week!

As Miko left his house, two of his other baby mamas appeared. You would think he would take the easy opportunity to entertain one of these ladies here, but Randy had invited a special guest over for a sleepover.

Miko Ojo: Excuse me… Pardon me… Could I just get passed you; you’re blocking the sidewalk and it’s a little cold out here.

Becca Clarke is a student at Britechester University, she lives in the dorms with her best friend Julia Wright. They have room for six babies in their household. Randy assumes living in a dorm means you would get a lot of help raising your babies. Randy chooses to look at the world through rose-colored glasses. He’s also mentioned to Becca that he would love to meet her roommate.

Becca Clarke: These cookies are so good. Oddly addictive.
Randy: Thanks, doll. you should try my tea next time.

Not long after ingesting her cookie Becca was ready for their sleepover to finally get underway.

Friday

Friday morning after Becca Clarke was escorted out Zoe Patel came over for some bedtime fun.

Zoe Patel: I feel like I was here just a few days ago.
Randy: Four days ago. We do what we do.

A quick zoom around town shows us that Emilia Ernest is sporting a baby bump. She’s also still engaged to Darrel, maybe he thinks the baby is his. We all know the truth though.

Mila Munch was next on the schedule. I’m not sure if she is the one that knocked over the trash can or if it was Zoe Patel; either way, that was rude! But Randy has no time to fix that mess right now.

Randy: A one-piece, Mila? Those are more challenging, but I like a good challenge.

Dina Caliente’s birthday celebration with Randy resulted in the birth of a baby girl, Tara.

Shift-change! Mila Munch and Mei Prescott passed each other as Mila left with a skip in her step.

Mila Munch: Have a great time, girl!
Mei Prescott: *cringe* Is that the mother of one of my students?

Don’t be ashamed of hanging out with Randy, Mei, everyone is doing it.

Her embarrassment didn’t last long.

Mei: *baby voice* Waaaaandy, why haven’t you called me?
Randy: Shhh, we have more important things to do.

Mei Prescott left and Randy had time to squeeze one more in.

Nalani Mahi’ai: Randy, I’m so happy you called.
Randy: I hear that a lot.

Randy: Last one in is a rotten egg.
Nalani Mahi’ai: Hey, you’re cheating.
Randy: All’s fair in love and war, doll.

Randy has so many girlfriends at this point that he can’t keep them all straight. So instead of confusing someone’s name he just calls everyone “doll,” like some guy from the 1940s.

Saturday

Another Caliente baby! Shouldn’t Nina have had one by now too?

To celebrate the birth of his newest daughter, Randy invited Ciara Sterling over.

While they were busy I zoomed around town and saw this little fellow. This is Michael Sterling, Ciara and Randy’s son. I am not sure where that skin tone comes from. He definitely has his mother’s fashion sense.

Yasemin Tinker walked by the house alerting Randy with a tingle. He invited her in and spent way too much time trying to get her into the shower. He even made her a drink! It was not happening, she was not interested in Randy at all.

Yasemin Tinker: I think I should get back home to my wife now, but thanks for the drink.
Randy: But…the magic…in the box…

Clearly, Randy is not used to being rejected.

Missed the birth of Kian Faba thanks to Randy’s difficulty with Yasemin.

Rejection is never easy, so to ease his feelings Randy invited Aaradhya Acharya over. She helped him forget his troubles for a few minutes at least.

And that’s the end of week 4. Let’s take stock of the children. This week a total of 15 children were born making the grand total 43 children with 20 different mothers.

Side Note: While I was writing this I was listening to Dave Grohl’s memoir, Storyteller: Tales of Life and Music. He narrates it himself. 10 out of 10 would recommend. I found it available on Libby and Hoopla through my library.

Week 3: All You Need is Love, Maybe

Hello and welcome back to my Sims 4 Family Man Challenge. Last week 10 new babies were born; Camille and Hollie (Moira Fyres), Joselyn and Christina (Janae Price), Jill (Nancy Landgraab), Kendrick (L. Faba), Caiden (Dina Caliente), Holden (Mila Munch), Erik (Jenna Akiyama), and Dayton (Nina Caliente). Giving us a grand total of 13 children. Janae Price now has a full house and is considered “retired.”

Sunday

Right off the bat, Nancy Landgraab gave Randy a second child, Amaya. Nancy should have room for three more babies…

But as you can see here, Nancy and Geoffrey had the absolute nerve to adopt a baby. I have no idea when this baby was adopted, before or after Jill’s birth. I need to keep a closer eye on the family tree. So now, their house has room for only two more babies. I am so disappointed.

Randy: Welcome, shall we begin?
Nancy Landgraab: *says nothing about the adopted mystery baby*

Bed: *makes protest sounds*

They got right to it, because who has time to wait anymore when people are going to go off and adopt random babies? Randy is here to serve; if you want a baby he will provide!

Randy: Welp, time for a snack. See yourself out will ya, love?
Nancy Landgraab: Oh sure, Randy. Let me just make the bed first.

I don’t think Randy even had the time to appreciate Nancy’s lingerie.

Mei Prescott: I don’t live here. Why am I in this town again?

Spotted in the wild: a very pregnant Mei Prescott!

While Randy “visits” with his “friends” I scroll the town looking for baby mama updates and new lady friends.

After his visit with Nancy, Randy felt that tell-tale tingle and ran out the door, like Batman answering the batsignal.

Randy: *answers the tingle*
Clara Bjergsen: I feel like I should wait right here for something.
Randy: *yells* Well hellooooooooo. Please allow me to introduce myself, I’m Randy Johnson. I’m new in town and I’m here to serve.

Nancy Landgraab: *watches silently*

Nancy is so creepy.

Randy invited Clara to hang out at The Love Shack for a bit. That’s when he found out she suffers from anxious flatulence.

Clara Bjergsen: *rips one* Oh, I’m so sorry, Randy. That was an accident. How embarrassing.
Randy: *inhales deeply* That’s okay, it’s all love. Let it all come out. This is a safe space.

And just like that Clara was putty in Randy’s hands.

Randy: I have something to show you under these blankets.
Clara Bjergsen: Oh really? What is it?

Who is she fooling? She has a husband and two children already. Clara lives in Windenburg with her family where she is a cook and avid club member. She has two young daughters, which Randy has made note of, for later. Her house has room for four babies.

As night descended, Randy took a trip to the gym to find someone who might like to have a sleepover. While there, I only took this picture of Jenna Akiyama looking very swole. But Randy did feel the tingle and met a new lady, Miko Ojo.

Miko came home with Randy. He was getting tired so he put the moves on her super fast.

Randy: *muah*
Miko Ojo: Oh okay.

As they finished their kiss, Anaya Jang magically appeared beside them.

Anaya Jang: Hi Randy. I was hoping to hang out here with you and Miko. That okay?
Randy: *shocked silence*
Miko Ojo: Uhh, did you invite another woman here?
Randy: *thinks and doesn’t dislike that idea*

Randy: Anaya, you are bed-blocking me, girl.
Anaya Jang: Sorry, Randy. It’s just that your TV is so much bigger than mine.
Miko Ojo: Is she staying or what?

Miko Ojo: Booooo!
Anaya Jang: I will cut you.
Randy: SIIIIIIIGGGGGHHHHHH

In the end, Randy convinced Miko to join him in the shower. She was a little nervous thinking Anaya was still there. Because she was. She was still there watching Randy’s TV.

Ciara Sterling was out for a late-night walk while Randy was asleep. Looking very knocked up.

And when I checked Randy’s genealogy he had a new baby, Sidney Harjo, baby number 15.

Monday

Mei Prescott called in the early morning hours with great news. Baby number 16 has been born.

Here Randy is finding his zen before the day fully begins.

As Randy was taking his morning steamy shower, I spied Mila Munch raking leaves behind his desert home. I sent Randy right over.

Mila Munch: I saw leaves all over my backyard this morning and thought that maybe you had some leaves that needed raking because, you know, it’s Fall and that time when leaves fall from the trees. *continues to ramble*
Randy: *eyes Mila then the leaf pile*

Well, I think Mila got more than she bargained for when raking leaves. Or, maybe she got exactly what she bargained for.

Scoping out the neighborhood while Mila and Randy were rustling leaves. I came upon a larger version of Katrina Caliente. Nice outfit, Katrina. Randy and Katrina have soulmate status, they understand each other. But Randy is still miffed that Katrina adopted baby Giovanni.

Double whammy, Moira is also looking large and in charge.

Across the street, there was Mei, looking lonely and empty-tummied. This is a situation that needs fixing. And I know just the man for the job.

In a flash, Randy was on his way. Look at that orange plumbob; I guess a romp in the leaves isn’t as fun as it sounds.

Randy: *grumbling* …sticks and leaves in my pants.

A kiss hello and one thing leads to another.

Mei Prescott: *baby voice* Hi Wandy!

Suddenly, Mei and Randy are about to do some magic tricks.

Zoe Patel came over next. She is a vendor at the local food stall and lives there in Oasis Springs with three male roommates. I took the opportunity to move her roommates out into another house, in another city. It’s just too risky to leave a single lady in that kind of situation. I’m sure he will have no problem paying her mortgage with her job. Now that she is the only inhabitant of her home, she has room for seven babies!

Zoe and Randy decided to give The Love Tub some action.

Love Tub: *cries in bubbles*

As soon as Zoe and Randy were done with their fun in the tub, he felt that tingle and was out the door.

Randy: Well hellooo. Please allow me to introduce myself, I’m Randy Johnson. I’m new in town and I’m here to serve.

Lily Feng had no idea of the whirlwind that was about to overtake her. She lives in San Myshuno with her husband Victor Feng. She’s a very important businesswoman. They have no children, probably because Lily abhors them. Randy thinks it’s because she just hadn’t met the right man yet, him.

Did I mention that she is also unflirty? Randy couldn’t tell.

Randy: Do you like magic tricks? I’ve got a magic box that I think you should see.

As soon as he put the moves on her she texted her husband that she was working late.

Lily Feng: Let me just send a quick text to the man I married.

“Working late” indeed.

Tuesday

I checked Randy’s family tree to see another name added to the list!

After Lily left that morning, I sent Randy off to the gym to meet more women.

Kalamainu’u Iona the evil mermaid from Sulani. She lives alone because who is going to touch that? Randy, that’s who.

Randy: Well, hellooo. Please allow me to introduce myself. ..

As soon as she saw Randy she started talking smack about how many miles she can run.

Kalamainu’u Iona: *immediately eats it.*
Randy: *continues to run unaffected*

As soon as she started the treadmill she ate belt. What a noob!

Is shower woohoo not a thing on the gym lots? Getting nowhere I decided to send Randy home. On his way out the door, he met Seema Raghaven.

Randy: Well helloooo… (yada, yada, yada)
Seema Raghaven: Well hello right back at you.

Seema is a single unhoused sim. She has room for seven babies!

And I have to say, she made things extremely easy for Randy.

Randy: *whispers random words*
Seema Raghaven: Let’s do this.

Outside, the women are swarming The Love Shack! Miko Ojo is pregnant and Tina Tinker is selling cookies? No idea.

Tina is in a same-sex marriage and will have NOTHING to do with Randy (believe me, he tried). But she keeps coming around trying to be best friends or just for a random visit like Randy even has time for that. I think she’s looking for a free babysitter.

Then Mei Prescott came around to show off her baby bump.

This week’s baby number five was born. We don’t talk about Bruno (no, no, no).

And look, a baby I missed was born to Dina Caliente, little Armando has a very big name.

Jenna Akiyama had to escape the noise at her house. She has four kids now, two teenagers, a toddler, and a new baby. I wonder where her husband thinks she is.

Randy knows exactly what she needs…

Wednesday

Are Moira Fyres and Janae Price good friends?

Here Zoe Patel is off to work her shift at the food stand. Her figure has had some “adjustments.”

Oh look, Catarina “waste my time” Lynx made an appearance.

Randy invited her to hang out with him at The Love Shack. He finally got that kiss. It tasted like cat food.

BOOM! Nailed it! Aspiration complete. For his next aspiration, Randy was given… Nothing, I forgot to give him a new one at this point. FAIL!

Seema interrupted with a very important request for her and Randy to be best friends. Randy broke out in hives thinking she was about to propose to him. Looks like she’s pregnant and super happy about it.

Catarina Lynx: The kiss was nice and all, but I gotta get home to my cats. Bartholomew A. Bittlebun, Jr. isn’t feeling very well today, and Doc, Cleo, and Josie need a flea treatment. With all of her cats, she only has room for three children. At this point, Randy is not willing to back down from this challenge. He will wear her down, it will just take a little time.

Katrina Caliente gave Randy another son! Baby number eight this week.

*sniff* Do you smell that? *sniff* Smells like desperation. It’s Nancy Landgraab loitering outside Randy’s house hoping to have a glimpse of him.

Nancy Landgraab: Please check your mailbox. I’ve been here two hours and I really need to pee.

Ava Harjo walked by Randy’s house reminding me of her existence. She wouldn’t stick around, she had places to be.

Randy felt that tingle again. He didn’t even shut his door in his mad dash to greet her.

Randy: Well hellooo. (You get it, he has one line.)
Mana Ueda: Did you order pizza?

This is Mana Ueda, she’s a single unhoused sim and has room for seven babies. She must be delivering pizza to one of Randy’s neighbors. Maybe she has time for a little magic show.

Then the tingles started to intensify. Two more unmet ladies. Here we see the very hip Yuki Behr and in the background a college student, Becca Clarke.

Randy: Well hellooo…
Yuki Behr: Do you just hang out in front of your house at night?
Randy: If that’s what it takes to meet fine ladies like you.

The tingles were still happening. Randy was positively vibrating! That’s when Aaradhya Acharya showed up. Randy was in his element and sounded very much like a broken record.

Randy: Well helloooo. Please allow me to introduce myself, I’m Randy Johnson. I’m new in town and I’m here to serve.
Becca Clarke: Hi I’m Becca. I’m just taking a break from my studies.
Yuki Behr: Wait, did you just say that exact thing?
Mana Ueda: Yeah, this is the second time he’s said it.
Randy Johnson: Well, hellooo…
Yuki Behr: OMG! I think it’s time for me to go now.
Mana Ueda: Yeah, I have a pizza that’s getting cold.
Becca Clarke: Uhhh, I have to study… something.
Aaradhya Acharya: Was it me?

Since everyone left poor Aaradhya on her own with Randy, there was really only one outcome.

Randy: Let me show you where this arrow points.
Aaradhya Acharya: Oh, that is a big arrow.
Randy: Thank you.

Aaradhya succumbed to Randy.

Randy: *humming Queen’s Another One Bites the Dust*

Thursday

Early the next day, Nancy stomped her way back and forth in front of Randy’s house. Looking very pregnant there, Nancy.

Nancy Landgraab: *chanting* Look out the window. Look out the window. Look out the window.

And just like that Aaradhya’s life will never be the same.

Then she destroyed Randy’s toilet and floor.

Aaradhya Acharya: I think this might be a good time to leave.

Lily Feng was seen stalking around town, maybe Randy should stay out of her way for a while. She does not look very happy.

Lily Feng: *muttering about children and being pregnant*

This is Olivia Kim-Lewis, she’s a teenager and not old enough for Randy yet.

But getting her phone number isn’t a terrible thing.

Olivia Kim-Lewis: Um, I don’t know if I should give my number.
Randy: No, it’s okay. I know your mom (probably).
House: Why have I disappeared? Do I not exist?

In fact, he didn’t know her mom.

As Aaradhya was leaving Catarina Lynx showed up.

Aaradhya Acharya: Ugh, what smells like cat food?
Catarina Lynx: Ugh, what smells like vom?

Outside, it started to rain.

Lily Feng: RAIN! UGH! This is a desert! Deserts don’t get rain, why is there rain?!
Nancy Landgraab: *chanting* Look out the window. Look out the window. Look out the window.

Randy and Catarina decided to jump in The Love Tub.

Hot Tub: *dies a million deaths*
Janae Price: It’s totally normal for me to walk over here.

Janae Price: RANDY! ARE YOU THERE? I TRIED THE DOOR, BUT THERE WAS NO ANSWER. RANDY?
Catarina Lynx: *purrs* meowwwwww, this water feels so nice.
Randy: Shhhhh, Catarina, be quiet. Let’s go under the water.
Hot Tub: *cringe*

Disappointed, Janae eventually left and Randy and Catarina sealed the deal. Finally!

Uhhh, no, Hilary. If you want a baby, you need to come and see Randy.

Randy’s answer to this question is always yes. It doesn’t affect his day-to-day and it keeps the ladies happy.

Wow, everyone is in town today. Rattlesnake Juice Bar must be hopping!

Randy felt that tingle and ushered Catarina out the door.

Randy: Well hellooo. Please allow me…
Nalani Mahi’ai: Oh hi. I have to go; it’s ladies’ night at The Juice.
Randy: But you talked to me. I got your number. I’ll call you, girl. Maybe not today, or tomorrow, but I’ll call you.

Randy invited Hilary Laurent over since she was thinking about having another child. When opportunity knocks and all that. But first, he had to get rid of all those scratch marks Catarina left on him.

Randy: Just a sip of the sauce and good as new.

Hilary Laurent lives in Tartosa with her husband, Hector, their two children Greta and Jace, and her mother-in-law, Arnessa Thebe. Her house has room for three babies, but Arnessa is an elder so it’s only a matter of time before she kicks the bucket.

According to the wiki, Hilary comes from a family of chefs that founded a restaurant empire. She is friends with Lucia Markov and is married to her ex-boyfriend, Hector. I guess girl code is dead. Maybe Hilary will introduce Randy to Lucia and her teenage daughter, Greta.

Hilary Laurent: Yeah, I have this quirky eye thing. My husband says it’s cute.
Randy: Does he now? Shall we follow the arrow?

Randy: Let’s see what we can do about that baby-thing.
Hilary Laurent: Okay.

Then crazy stuff started to happen. Mana Ueda was on Randy’s deck! How did she even get there?

Randy and Hilary Laurent: *doing the things*
Mana Ueda: Oh, Randy, what are you doing!!!

WHAT IS HAPPENING? Randy and Hilary finished their business and fell asleep. That’s when Mana decided to sneak into Randy’s bedroom! There is a door in the kitchen area.

Mana Ueda: *sneaking* I’m just going to see myself out. I’m not here, not really.

Nancy Landgraab had her baby, Collin. Baby number nine this week.

Once Hilary was out the door, Randy invited L. Faba over for some cookies. Clearly, she doesn’t believe the old adage about umbrellas and being indoors.

L. Faba: I make my own luck.

Oh to be a fly on the wall for this conversation.

L.Faba: Did you clear up that crustation problem you had?
Randy: Hey, baby. Randy’s fine and dandy.

Baby number ten!

Look like Randy’s word was enough for L. Faba. I hope Randy at least changed the sheets.

Friday

Checking the genealogy and Miko Ojo had her baby. Baby number 11!

Thank you Mila Munch, baby number 12.

Wow! Things are taking off!

I decided to send Randy to the Price Household and never took pictures. FAIL! Rand took some pictures in the photo booth with a friend.

Photo Booth: Why do people do this? You think you are the first people to do this in here? Do you know how filthy I am? People bring their children here.

I kept trying to get the option to Try for Baby, but it just wouldn’t come up. Nancy should have room for one more baby.

Before I could figure that out I was distracted by this good news. Baby number 12.

Then Randy felt that tingle and while we are here he may as well make a new friend. This is Alex Moyer. Alex is an unhoused sim, she has room for seven babies.

Randy: Well hellooo. Please allow me to introduce myself…

At this point, I made the life-changing decision that instead of “going home” Randy should “travel” to his house so he can bring guests with him. He brought Alex with him and Nancy tagged along.

Nancy Langraab: Thanks for the ride, Randy. Should we just go inside?
Randy: Have a good night, Nancy. I’ll see you another time.

Can you feel Nancy’s soul-crushing disappointment?

Alex spent the night and they did the things that needed to be done.

Saturday

Early Saturday morning Lilly Feng had her baby, baby number 14!

Immediately after having her baby, I received a notification that Lily Feng DIED! I forgot the picture! Anyway, I went off to check and it said she died of embarrassment. It must be something to do with the dislikes children trait.

Randy killed Lily with his baby.

Then I remembered to check the family tree. Nancy and Geoffry adopted another child!!!!!! Now the house is full and she can’t have any more Randy babies. Nancy is now considered “retired” because of her full house. She can keep Janae Price company.

To console his hurt feelings, Randy invited Mila Munch over for some fun. She’s always eager to please.

Randy: How about a magic show?
Mila Munch: You are the Magic Man.

Then Randy decided to invite a couple of friends over. It doesn’t look like Kalamainu’u is too happy about sharing Randy’s attention. Ava couldn’t stay so it’s just as well.

Kalamainu’u Iona: Who is this human?
Ava Harjo: Leaving. This human is leaving.

Kalamainu’u had some fun in The Love Tub.

And when she was out the door Randy invited Nalani Mahi’ai over for a playdate.

Randy: Do you want to see where the arrow leads?
Nalani Mahi’ai: I do, Randy. I do.

Randy: It’s my bed. The arrow points to my bed. Let’s see what’s under here.

And while Randy was entertaining I checked the family tree. Lo and behold baby number 15 was born!

That’s the end of week 3. This week Randy had a total of 15 children making the grand total a whopping 28 children by 15 mothers.

Week 2: Hot Tub

Welcome back! Last week three babies were born; Cheyanne Caliente (Katrina Caliente), Jase Faba (L. Faba), and Ariel Caliente (Dina Caliente). Randy invited each of his baby mamas back over to his place to “celebrate.”

Sunday

Randy: I’ve got somewhere to be. Shall we?
Dina Caliente: We shall!

Looks like the romance is gone. Randy wanted to hurry this up because he was feeling that tingle again. There was a woman out there whom he had not yet met! Hopefully, she’s not underage.

Randy: Well hellooooo. Please allow me to introduce myself; I’m Randy Johnson. I’m new in town and I’m here to serve.
Mila Munch: Ohhh. *giggle* I’m Mila. It’s nice to meet you. *giggle*
L. Faba: *recognizes Randy’s line*
Duane Talla: *learns from the best* Dude. Respect.

She was in fact far from being a minor. Meet the dowdy Mila Munch. If anyone ever deserved a makeover, it is she. Mila lives in Windenburg with her three sons, she spends all day cooking and when she gets home she cleans up after the men in her life.

Mila came to Oasis Springs looking for a little excitement at the Solar Flare Lounge. Little did she know excitement would come to her. Excitement named Randy.

Randy: *muah*
Mila Munch: *is smitten*

Her household has room for four babies. Randy had better get busy; she doesn’t look like she’s too far from her birthday if you know what I mean. Randy moves fast, but even he needs to step up his game here.

Mila Munch: Oh, I’ve felt this way three times before. I must be pregnant.

Success!

Katrina Caliente: *sigh*
Janae Price: *sigh*

Who should I see walking by Randy’s house? Two very pregnant ladies wishing they could get double pregnant. Back of the line ladies, wait your turn.

Inside the house, Randy had ushered Mila out the door because his next appointment was on her way.

Randy: *plays cupid*
Jenna Akiyama: *blinded by hearts*

According to the wiki Jenna Akiyama and her husband moved back to his hometown of Mt. Komorebi to raise their two children. Her husband, Kado, has a flame that still burns for his high school sweetheart who also lives in town. Jenna has doubts about her marriage and sometimes takes the train to the beach to clear her head. This time though, she took the train to the desert and Randy is all too willing to help her clear her head.

She really needed to just get away from it all, just for a night.

Jenna Akiyama: *sleeps*
Randy: *breathing*

Randy let Jenna sleep once he was sure he had reached his goal. He went out onto the patio for a midnight yoga session. Wellness is important for a sim that wants to live a long “productive” life.

Monday

Nancy Landgraab: Is he looking out the window? Please look out the window.
Kid: That lady has walked past this house three times.

As Randy slept, Nancy Landgraab with a newly formed baby bump walked by the house numerous times.

Nancy’s baby bump reminded me to check the family tree. The Fyres’ house has a new addition! Another daughter for Dominic to cherish.

And when Randy woke up he called Moira over “to celebrate the birth of her new daughter.”

Randy: Step into my chamber of magic.
Moira Fyres: OKAY!

Outside interesting things were happening.

Mila Munch: *notices L.’s baby bump*
L. Faba: *notices Mila’s baby bump*
Both: *smile and nod*

Do you think they know they are both having Randy’s babies?

Nina Caliente: Randy, here I come!
Janae Price: Am I invited too?
Nina Caliente: Girl, do not crash my party.

After Randy was finished with Moira, he invited Nina Caliente over. I swear Janae should have had that baby by now.

Randy’s Bow: *ping*
Nina Caliente: *explodes with hearts*

Nina Caliente lives with her sister, Dina, and niece, Ariel. Their household has room for five more children.

I wonder which sister will have more of Randy’s children.

Randy: We will make beautiful children.
Nina Caliente: …
Love Tub: *shudders*

It didn’t take long. Randy is becoming quite “efficient.”

Nina Caliente: Have I forgotten something?

Nina Caliente forgot her clothes as she ran out the door. Perhaps it was on purpose so she had a reason to come back.

Tuesday

Janae Price: The lights are on. I wonder if he’s alone in there.

In the early morning hours, Janae ran past Randy’s house in a state of unpregnancy. She finally had that baby!

Joslyn Price was born! This means Janae’s household has room for just one more baby.

Randy: *large sigh and heavy feet*

Of course, I got Randy right out of bed to go greet Janae. This is her last baby (unless someone moves out or dies).

Nancy Landgraab: Just out for my daily walk past Randy’s house.

Nancy looks like she is about to have that baby!

These things are so annoying, and there is no good way to opt-out. They always get mad When Randy says no and their relationship takes a huge dive. They know Randy needs to fly free like a butterfly, but they are still trying to cage him.

Nancy Landgraab must have gone home and squeezed out that baby; she gave Randy another child, Jill! Nancy’s house now has room for four more babies.

These two walked by each other and high-fived. I think Nancy hired a PI and is having Randy watched when she can’t be there, like when she is giving birth to her child. Nancy can not stop stalking Randy.

Wednesday

Well, when an opportunity presents itself Randy does not ignore it. Wednesday morning Randy invited Nancy over for round two.

Nancy: I waited forever for you to call.

Nancy had to wait five whole hours for Randy to call.

Mila Munch: My back hurts. My feet hurt. Why didn’t I stay home?

Looks like there is a passenger on the Mila Munch Express!

Ava Harjo: I’ve heard about the hot tub.
Randy: You want to take a dip in The Love Tub?

Ava Harjo lives in Copperdale with her husband, son, and step-child. Her house has room for four babies. According to the wiki she works in the high school cafeteria. Sounds like she likes kids and that’s good enough for Randy.

Randy: Rub a dub, dub my shorts are floating in the tub.
Ava Harjo: Teeheehee

That poor hot tub has seen things no one should ever see.

Janae came by to show off her baby bump. I’m hoping she’s not spending all of this time at Rattlesnake Juice Bar, that can’t be good for her baby.

Ava left and Randy made a quick call to Mei Prescott.

Randy: something, something cleaning.
Mei Prescott: You want me to get that for you, hun?

No, Randy! NO! That is not how you show a woman she is a queen!

Randy led the way to the hot tub. I really hope he cleans that thing; I’m pretty sure she could get pregnant just by sitting in it.

Thursday

Early Thursday morning I checked the family tree and noticed a new name. L. Faba gave Randy a son! If you’re keeping track that’s baby number seven!

Randy: SELFIE!
L.Faba: Smize!

Randy invited L. Faba over right away to have all the celebrations.

Oh dear lord.

Randy was trying to have a great time with L. Faba when Mei walked right into his house and straight to his bedroom.

Mei Prescott: *baby voice* Wandy! Why won’t you mawee meeeee?
Randy: *shudders* Would you cage a butterfly? No. So why would you cage me? I need to be free; to fly, just like a butterfly.
L. Faba: *waits for massage*

Mei Prescott: *pouts*
Randy: *rolls eyes*

She wasn’t happy, but she seemed to finally get the message and left. Randy and L. Faba picked up where they left off like nothing ever happened. She left with a skip in her step.

Dina Caliente gave birth to a son!

And Mila Munch gave birth to a son also! That’s a total of nine children!

Ciara Sterling: Sooo, I’ve, like, heard of you from some friends…
Randy: Oh yeah? Friends are cool.

He has no idea. He has no friends, just the ladies.

I can not find Ciara in the wiki. After some investigation, I discovered she is an alien. If she came to Oasis Springs for a good time she found the right guy. She has room for seven babies in her household. Yippie!

Ciara was resistant to Randy’s charms. That’s okay, Randy likes a challenge. He had to pull out all the stops. He even made her a fancy flirty drink.

Finally, she decided to stay the night and Randy had to seal the deal before she changed her mind.

Friday

Phone call early Friday morning from Jenna Akiyama. Another baby boy has been born!

And look at that, looks like another baby is on the way.

Ciara Sterling: So, like, why am I thinking about baby stuff all of a sudden?

Randy completed his aspiration within two weeks. My proud mama moment. Since he finished his main aspiration, I selected Fabulously Wealthy as his second, which he maxed right away. For his third, I chose Friend of the World. I’ve also decided that if he maxes skills associated with aspirations I will cheat him the aspiration reward traits, because the dude does not have time for a 9-5.

Mei Prescott: *thinks about sneaking into Randy’s bed*

Randy seems to have picked up a second stalker.

And there is the OG stalker. Every morning, just like clockwork.

Nancy Landgraab: Just strutting my stuff in front of Randy’s house. Look at me, you glorious bastard.

Once Ciara left the Caliente sisters showed up. I sent Nina home because Randy just can’t help her right now.

Randy: Tries to hide in the wall from the pregnant lady.
Dina Caliente: I’m here, lover-boy.

Dina Caliente: Oh, I’m so sad.
Randy: The Love Tub will cheer you up.

No idea why she was upset. Randy’s conversational skills are limited to, “You ready?” and, “Let’s go.”

Looks like Jenna Akiyama needed another trip to “the beach.”

And after her, Mila Munch.

Mila attacked Randy like she was a starving woman and he was a sandwich.

Randy: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Leave some Randy for the others to enjoy.

It seems like Moira only has girls. Oh well, I’m sure Dominic is more than happy to have so many women in the house.

Well, it happened. Randy finally caught something. Could be from one of the women, or it could be from that filthy hot tub. Or bed. Or shower.

Randy: Ugh, The Randy Man is not feeling so hot today.

Randy: Just gotta take the special sauce.

After chugging the special sauce, his illness cleared right up and he was down to clown.

He invited Moira over and they went right for the hot tub.

Moira Fyres: *sniffs* Is there an odor?
Hot Tub: Please clean me… please…

Moira Fyres: Wait, does this water feel slimy to you?

Disgusting, Randy really needs to clean that thing.

Saturday

First thing Saturday morning Nina Caliente gave Randy a son. If you’re keeping track that is baby number 12.

Katrina Caliente: Alright, Killer, let’s do this.
Randy: *squeals*

While Randy was busy, a very pregnant Janae walked past the house. These ladies sure do like walking by The Love Shack.

Mei Prescott is wearing inappropriate clothing or wearing her clothing inappropriately.

Men: *in unison* Hi, what’s your name?
Mei Prescott: Oh, I’m only here for Randy.

Not right now, you’re not. Come back after you have evicted that baby.

Let’s talk about the biggest waste of time right here, Catarina Lynx. Randy spent all day trying to woo her. He even took her to the Romance Festival.

Catarina Lynx: Meeeeeoooooooowwwwwww. Have I told you about my cats?
Randy Johnson: You’ve got a great smile. Have you seen my magic box?

Sure he got distracted by his baby mama, Ava Harjo. And the lady tingle was constant. There were so many ladies here that Randy had not met.

But he always came back. He used every romantic interaction on her. And he kept trying to get her to drink the punch. SHE WOULD NOT DRINK THE PUNCH! Maybe she only drinks from bowls on the floor?

Catarina Lynx: Yes! This confetti reminds me of when my cats tear up my furniture!

Nothing was happening. Did you know there is nowhere to woohoo at the Romance Festival? What a waste. Much like Catarina Lynx was a waste of time! Do you know how many ladies would have been thankful for Randy’s attention?! So many children could have been made in the time Randy wasted with Catarina! I might be a little bitter.

Then I noticed Janae was out and looking a little less round. She had her baby!

Baby number 13. Sadly, this will be the last baby that Janae will give Randy; her household is now full. Maybe I should send Randy off for a visit, just to see how she’s holding up.

That’s it for week 2. This week 10 babies were born for a grand total of 13.

How many children will be born next week? Will Catarina Lynx eventually succumb to Randy’s wiles?

Week 1: Deja Vu

Not going to lie, Randy Johnson has had a rough start to his challenge. First, his house gets completely refurbished and then the game crashes and I have to do it all over again. Then when I started actually playing the game I had to replay the first day three times, THREE TIMES! Uuuuughhhhhh! I’ve (hopefully) learned my lesson and started saving often. When Randy meets a new lady, I save. When Randy has a good time with a lady, I save. When a baby is born, I save. I think you get the picture.

My game is unmodded. As much as I would love to add CC to my game, I am not willing to get a virus again. So, CC-free gaming it is. This means each household has a limit of 8 sims/pets. And I am very much hoping that the story progression in the game will keep my towns alive. I am taking the liberty to move sims around to different housing if necessary. I will also place Maxis-made sims into the towns If I start to have population issues.

Sunday

Randy: Well, hellooooo, ladies. Please allow me to introduce myself, I’m Randy Johnson. I’m new in town and I am here to serve.
Janae Price (left): Oh hi. I’m Janae and this is… Oh, you have really nice hair.
Mei Prescott (right): *clears throat* I am Mei. Nice to meet you.

Janae Price and Mei Prescott live in Copperdale and come to Oasis Springs for ladies’ night at Rattlesnake Juice Bar when they want a night away from their kids.

Janae lives with her husband, three children, and a foreign exchange student. According to the wiki Janae and her husband, Marcel, are high school sweethearts. Sounds like a busy house, but it also sounds like she has a lot of helping hands. She might need that help in the not-so-far future. One of her children, Savannah, is a teenager. Randy will be watching for her to become a young adult. Her house has 6 sims living in it. This means Janae has room for two babies.

Mei Prescott is a widow and cares for her elderly father and two daughters, Molly (a teenager) and Amy (still just a child). She’s also the principal of the high school. She must really like kids. Her household has room for three babies.

Randy: Stop touching me. I can’t even see you!
Invisible Nancy Landgraab: I can you just fine, you fine piece of man-meat.

I wasn’t that far into the game when I started to have issues again. I focused so much on the lag and weird disappearing sims that I forgot to get pictures. Here Randy is on a date with Nancy Landgraab. She sure is grabby. Each time I had issues with my game I had been on dates with Nancy. So I decided to restart after my last save and I DID NOT meet Nancy on the first day again.

Randy: *makes his move*
Katrina Caliente: *is shocked, but not really*

This time my gameplay went smoother and I decided on an easy target, Katrina Caliente. Unfortunately, I forgot to get pics of their introduction. But you can see Randy working his magic right here.

Katrina Caliente lives with her boyfriend, Don Lothario, and two young adult daughters, Dina and Nina. I have to say, whatever Katrina is doing bathing in the blood of the young she looks amazing for having two grown daughters. Katrina’s household has room for four babies.

Randy: *whispers* Something, something magician’s assistant. Something, something inside my magician’s box.

Not willing to waste any more time Randy got her into the shower and bada boom, bada bing, Bob’s your uncle then he asked Katrina to stay the night.

Randy: You up for round two?
Katrina Caliente: Honey, you have no idea who you are talking to.

One more round won’t hurt, we want to make good and sure there is a little Randy Johnson on the way.

Monday

Randy: Whoa, hey, where’d you go?
Katrina Caliente: I am visiting the mirror realm to see what my future holds.

The next morning after a quick stop in the mirror realm Katrina made a run for the restroom.

Katrina Caliente: *huuuuuurrrrrrlllllll* Oh god. Maybe he won’t notice?

That looks like a very promising sign! Baby number one could be on the way! Katrina’s household will now have room for three more babies.

Katrina Caliente: *storms out of the house* Stepped in my own mess…
L. Faba: *is awkward*

Randy met L. Faba on his first day (Sunday). She is my experiment to see if NPC or unhoused sims can get pregnant. L. Faba is a young adult spellcaster from Glimmerbrook. Pretty sure Randy will be the one casting a spell on her though. Her “household” should have room for seven babies!

L. Faba: It’s my first time being here. I don’t really leave Glimmerbrook much.
Randy: Maybe you just haven’t had the right motivation. Until now…

With the toilet out of commission, Randy decided they should head down to Rattlesnake Juice Bar and grab a drink.

Once they got inside to grab a drink at the bar Dominic Fyres decided to harsh Randy’s mellow.

Randy: Hey man, do you mind if I sit next to my friend over there?
Dominic Fyres: I was here first and I’m staying here. Next time come earlier.
Randy: Dude, it’s like 10:00 am.
Dominic Fyres: Man, you have no idea what it’s like for me at home. I have three women that always want my attention.
Randy: Did you say three women?

Randy’s got his eye fixed on your women now, Dominic.

Randy and L. Faba: *disgusting mouth noises*
Katrina Caliente: *oblivious*

I don’t know what they were drinking but suddenly Randy and L. Faba were checking each other tonsils and gag reflexes. While that was happening Katrina Caliente walked in. Disappointingly she had no reaction to the show they were putting on. Do I need to make them all girlfriends for the drama?

Thanks to Dominic Fyres Randy only earned a silver. Not too bad though, he can use this at the “Love Shack.”

Randy and L. Faba: *velcroed together*
L. Faba: I could stay like this forever.
Randy: *sweats*

Oh yeah! We are going to have baby number two on the way in no time!

L. Faba: But, Randy, I haven’t even seen your house yet.
Randy: There’s always tomorrow.

*sings* Brown chicken! Brown cow! This happened twice. Until I can get that fertile aspiration reward it happens twice to increase the chances of pregnancy. Randy must fill her house with babies!

Tuesday

L. Faba: Ugh, I can’t believe that came out of me.

It’s been two days and Randy’s bathroom has been in a perpetual state of chaos. He’s going to need to hire a maid at some point. Hopefully, the maid will be a man so the house actually gets clean.

Anyway, this is proof that baby number two is on the way! L. Faba’s house has room for six more babies.

Randy: Hey, Dina, why don’t you stop by The Love Shack?
Dina: *unintelligible screaming*
L. Faba: *mesmerized by huge TV*

Before L. Faba could be shooed out the door, Randy called Dina Caliente. They met the night before during Randy and L. Faba’s date while she used the restroom. When Randy sees an opportunity he does not let it go. He will wrestle it to the ground with both hands.

Dina Caliente: This seat is so warm.
Randy: I warmed it for you before you got here. (Liar.)
Dina Calinente: *melts* You are so sweet.

The couch hadn’t even cooled from L. Faba’s butt before Dina got to the house.

Randy: Let’s see who can hold their breath the longest.
Dina Caliente: Be prepared to lose!
Trash: *stinks*

Before L. Faba left she knocked over the trash can. Pretty sure it was retaliation for inviting Dina over, like what she did in the bathroom wasn’t punishment enough.

Someone’s Foot: *waving and splashing*
Trash: *continues to stink*

Do we even want to know what is happening in this picture?

Randy: *sings* Magic Man by Heart.

Randy has been a busy man. After the QT he spent with Dina, he needed a quick nap. Then it was back to Mission: Meet the Ladies.

Nancy Landgraab: *watches*
Randy: *sings* TLC’s Creep.

Fitness is very important to Randy. The man needs to have the heart of a horse if he expects to father more children than Wilde. While Randy was working out the cursed Nancy Landgraab decided to enjoy the show. The sunglasses hide her unblinking stare, but not the drool stains on her jacket. It’s not too creepy, right?

Randy: Well, helloooooo. Please allow me to introduce myself; I’m Randy Johnson. I’m new here and I’m here to serve…
Kaori Nishidake: Dude, I’m 16.
Randy: *slowly backs away*

Randy saw Kaori Nishidake at the gym and decided to say hello. Don’t worry, it’s not creepy (it totally is). He just wanted to get her phone number. It’s perfectly normal for a grown man to be friends with a teenage girl. So normal.

Wednesday

Randy: That was fast, Nancy.
Nancy Landgraab: *panting* Sorry, it took me so long. I had to put my face on.
Nancy’s Face: *shines*

When Randy woke up the next morning he invited Nancy Landgraab over. She came running over before he even hung up the phone. Nancy is an adult, she lives in Oasis Springs with her husband and son. Nancy’s household has room for five babies!

Randy: *goes in for the kiss*
Nancy: *swerves to meet lips*

With music and the incense burner going to set the mood, Nancy was putty in his hands. Soon, Randy was moving in for a kiss. He nearly missed, the shine on her face was so blinding.

Randy: *get’s into the most awkward position*
Nancy Landgraab: *goes with the flow*

This picture is pretty self-explanatory, Randy did not have to work hard to convince Nancy of anything. Randy knows when a woman is desperate for attention and Nancy is that woman.

Nancy Landgraab: Is he watching me walk away? I hope he’s watching me walk away.

Wham! Bam! Thank you, Ma’am! Randy took the quote for Zobieland and tapped that twice, then Nancy was sent packing.

As Nancy was leaving Randy felt a tingle. The lady-tingle. (Oh my god, that sounds terrible!) There was a woman nearby he had not met yet. Randy ran out of his house. He ran down the road driven by an inner demon. When he found her he shoved his phone in her face and shouted one word, “NUMBER!” No idea why Nancy was there but she sure did make it awkward.

Randy: *shoves phone* NUMBER! *panting*
Sofia Bjergsen: *shocked* Oh okay. *does the thing*
Nancy Landgraab: *stares*

Randy: Look at these pythons.
Sofia Bjergsen: Pythons! I don’t like snakes.
Nancy Landgraab: *too excited* I see them, Randy! I see them!

When a cloud blocked the sun and the glare from Nancy’s makeup disappeared; Randy could tell that Sofia was just a child. Randy left without another word, but he didn’t delete her number from his phone. Not creepy at all. Totally aboveboard.

Moira Fyres: Yes, your pythons are very nice.
Randy: Yeah, I can bench like 100.

Randy went home and consoled himself by inviting Moira Fyres over. Yeah, that’s right, Dominic Fyres’s wife. Oh, Dominic, you think you’re busy now? You have no idea.

Moira lives in Windenburg with her husband and two daughters Siobhan (YA) and Morgan (teen). Randy would love to meet them one day.

Moira Fyres: Yes I would love to play a game of bury the treasure.
Randy: Okay, but I get to be the pirate.

Moira called her husband and told him she was having a girls’ night out. Not a girls’ night, but a girl’s night.

Randy: Ahrg, me hearty! Oh. We’re done?
Moira Fyres: Oh, yeah, we’re done.

Before too long, Moira was ready for bed. Poor thing, she thought spending the night at Randy’s meant a night of uninterrupted sleep. She won’t make that mistake again.

Thursday

As I waited for Randy and Moira to wake, I had a spin around town and what should I see? A very pregnant L. Faba.

Moira Fyres: Hurrlsomuchcomingout!

Oh, it looks like it’s coming out of her nose. How unfortunate. Good thing it’s the same color as her shirt. That splashback will be camouflaged, not sure she can disguise the smell though.

Oh, Randy what have you done? They aren’t supposed to fall for you, just have your children. He had no choice but to disappoint her.

Randy: Would you cage a butterfly? No. So why would you cage me? I need to be free; to fly, just like a butterfly.
Moira Fyres: *whispers* But I love you…
Stereo: *snaps and cracks*

Randy: Oh, yeah, looks pretty round to me.
L. Faba: I’m so gassy all the time.

When a dejected Moira went back to her family Randy and L. Faba had a conversation about how gassy and bloated she had become.

Dina Caliente: I’m just going to make myself right at home.
House: Where’s my hat?

Dina Caliente just walked into the house, bold as you please! What if Randy had a “friend” over? We are going to have to lock these doors. This just can’t happen.

WHAT?! Did anyone else hear that record scratch? Of course, I had Randy run over to the Caliente house to see what was up. Dina can just have a seat in the living room. Did Randy not seal the deal? Was she so desperate for a child she needed to adopt one? The Randy Man is willing to try again!

As soon as Randy walked in the door and saw Nina Caliente he forgot his reason to be there.

Randy: Well, hellooooo. Please allow me to introduce myself, I’m Randy Johnson. I’m new in town and I am here to serve.
Nina Caliente: Ooooohhhhhh, yes you are…

Katrina Caliente: Right now, this game of Tetris is more important than my newly adopted son.

Do you see what I see? That is a baby belly! Randy did it! The second pregnancy is confirmed! Completely happy, I sent Randy back home to see what Dina wanted and why she wasn’t pregnant yet.

Dina Caliente: Why did I come here again?

When Randy got home Dina had popped! Pregnancy number three is confirmed!!! I sent her home, she had no reason to be there right now and Randy had work to do.

It was also at this point that I decided to move the Caliente sisters out into their own home. They will have each other and their own brood of children.

Janae Price: *thinking* This man is a work of art.
Randy: *auto-pilot takes over*

Randy invited Janae Price over for a night of fun.

Janae Price: Bed?
Randy: Yes.

She was quite eager to get the night started. I have to say she made it easy for Randy. I wonder if she was with Mei at Rattlesnake Juice Bar earlier.

Friday

Janae Price: Ugh, I don’t feel so well.
Randy: Yeah, I seem to have that effect on women lately.

As soon as Randy and Janae woke in the morning Janae started feeling unwell. This seems promising.

On a hunch, I decided to check Randy’s genealogy, and low and BEHOLD! A child has been born! Katrina Caliente gave Randy his first child! It might be time to have Katrina back over to “celebrate.”

Randy: Kay, bye. I’ll call you.
Janae Price: No more bedtime fun?

I don’t know how many encores Janae expected, but Randy’s talents need to be spread around town. She can have another sleepover once she has a baby.

Nancy Landgraab: What have I done?

Looks like I forgot to take pictures of Friday. The only thing of note here is Randy finally seems to have gotten Nancy with child. Pretty sure she was already pregnant, but getting rid of Nancy is like getting rid of the stink on a skunk.

Saturday

L. Faba has given Randy his second child!

L. Faba: Phew, it’s nice to actually ride a bike again.

Let’s remedy that, shall we? Opportunity literally came knocking on Randy’s door and he was only too willing to answer.

No words just action.

Randy should install a revolving door with all the action his house is seeing today. L. Faba was dismissed and Katrinia Caliente was next.

Katrina Caliente: But my hat will get wet

Nancy Landgraab: Randy, I’m having your baby.

While Randy was “entertaining” Katrina in the Love Tub, Nancy invited herself to the party. Randy noticed the scent of desperation in the air but decided to ignore it. She eventually left.

Dina Caliente gave Randy his third child!

And that is the end of week one! Three babies were born during his first week in town. The man is a machine!

Join me next week when we will see if Randy can impregnate any more women. And how many times will Nancy make it awkward?