Week 7: My Eyes Are Up Here

Last week Katrina Caliente ended her relationship with Randy and her daughter Nina was desperate to continue with one. Emilia Ernest aired her dirty laundry and Angela Pleasant poured her guts out on Randy’s lawn for all of Oasis Springs to see. The week ended with a total of 91 children!

Monday

The first baby born this week was crazy Angela Pleasant’s daughter, Bianca.

Chaim Sterling was baby number two.

Seema Raghaven was Randy’s first visitor of the week. She came rocking those glasses as always.

No sooner than she walked through the door there was a full-on monsoon!

Seema and Randy weren’t bothered by the storm. I doubt they even noticed it.

Randy: *sings AC/Dc’s Thunderstruck*
Seema Raghaven: You’re such a great singer, Randy.

He’s really not.

Summer Holiday came over for a quick shower. This is the only picture I have of her visit.

She left and Bella Goth was next.

Randy wanted to try some hip new dance he saw. And let’s just say mistakes were made.

Randy: I’ve got some new moves to show you, doll.
Bella Goth: Wait. What’s happening?

He sent Bella’s head through the door.

Bella Goth: Oh no, Randy. Something’s gone wrong, really wrong.

Bella Goth: What am I touching? Is that your hair or your back?
Randy: That’s my hair. I think I broke my wrists.

Eventually, they were able to untangle and made it to the bed for a bit of a “lay down.”

Check out the baby bump on Alice Martin. She’s looking super happy about it.

Grace Anansi: Why do I do this to myself?

After Bella left to find a physical therapist, Angela Pleasant came over. Randy was understandably nervous about seeing her again, but the cause must come first.

Angela must have spoken with one of the other ladies in town, there was no mention of pregnancies or babies. They had their time in the Love Tub and she left without incident. I was disappointed.

Very pregnant Mei Prescott also not looking very happy.

Pregnant Kaori Nishidake. What is with all the unhappy sims today?

Kaori Nishidake: I’m tired. So very tired.

I’m sure it has nothing to do with all the children they have.

Moira Fyres was trying something new. Honestly, I’m not sure it works.

Kim Goldbloom made her way to Randy’s house.

Randy and Kim enjoyed the Love Tub.

I missed the birth of a few babies. Alex Moyer gave birth to Makenna.

Aaradhya Acharya had twins, Jerome

and Callen.

Ava Harjo gave Randy another baby girl, Alexandra. Okay, she didn’t GIVE him the baby, she gave birth to his daughter. Pretty sure Randy would not accept a gift such as that anyway.

Randy invited Ava Harjo over for some QT. Ava had one thing on her mind.

Randy: Ava. My eyes are up here.
Ava Harjo: Oh, sorry, Randy. *takes a stealthy picture*

Randy should probably start wearing more clothes on the regular. I’m sure it won’t happen though.

Ava Harjo: Dreams really do come true.

Let’s be honest here, Randy is a sure thing. If a meltdown in front of his house isn’t enough to keep him away from impregnating someone, Ava had nothing to be concerned about.

Randy ended the day with a visit from the fashionable Ciara Sterling.

Randy had to rush out the door when he felt that tingle. It’s not every day he feels it in the middle of the night.

Randy: Well, hellooo. Please allow me to introduce myself, I’m Randy Johnson. I’m new in town and I’m here to serve.
Lilith Vatore: Hey, hi. Can you move? I’m on my way somewhere and the sunlight reflecting off the moon is starting to burn my skin.
Randy: OK, doll. I got your number, I’ll call you.
Lilith Vatore: Not before midnight you won’t.

The last baby born on Sunday of week 7 was Genevieve Fyres.

Monday

Just when I think nothing exciting is happening someone does something just to prove me wrong. Eliza Pancakes, for example, showed up at Randy’s place around 2 am and just stared at his bedroom window. At this point, Eliza was heavily pregnant and should probably have been home in bed. But who needs sleep when you can stare at a window.

Eliza Pancakes: *whispers* Randy…

Now that is creepy.

Mei Prescott had a baby boy, Kelvin.

Inside the house, Ciara Sterling was having a meltdown. I can only speculate as to why she was crying, but I think it was because she knew it would be at least a week before she could be in Randy’s bed again.

Then she got her crap together and left Randy’s house.

Alex Moyer visited and was enthralled with the plant Randy had on his porch. The plant that had been there since the beginning of time. Why was it so fascinating now?

Somehow Randy got Alex into the bedroom where they did the horizontal tango. I’m not sure Randy should even entertain any dancing ideas after what happened with Bella Goth.

Like a shift change at a factory, Alex left and Aaradhya Acharya arrived.

Randy swept Aaradhya off her feet.

Aaradhya Acharya: Oh, you have missed me.
Randy: I miss all my ladies, doll.

Gross, Randy.

Then swept her into the bathroom shower.

Mei Prescott stopped by to ask Randy for marriage again.

Mei Prescott: *baby talk* Mawee me, Wandy. PWEEZE!!!
Randy: Would you cage a butterfly? No. So why would you cage me? I need to be free; to fly, just like a butterfly.

Before he sent her on her way they had some fun in the Love Tub. Three things were working in his favor: he was there, she was there, and she wasn’t pregnant. He couldn’t let the opportunity slip away.

Siobhan Fyres visited while Randy was “refueling.”

They made their way into the bathroom.

Out on the street:

Ciara Sterling: Geez, why do you smell like cat pee?
Catarina Lynx: It’s perfume. My cats make me perfume.
Ciara Sterling: *chokes on bile*

Look who’s all grown up! Olivia Kim-Lewis is no longer a teenager and now Randy and Olivia can do more than have conversations on the phone (not creepy).

While Randy was laying on the moves, Kalamainu’u Iona had another baby. A boy named Emerson, baby number nine of the week.

Olivia and Randy hit the hay.

Two minutes later Olivia was on her way home and Kalamainu’u was on her way to see Randy.

Olivia Kim-Lewis: That was oddly disappointing.
Kalamainu’u Iona: First time? You get used to it.

Jeb Harris: *knocks on door*
Kalamainu’u Iona: Do you know that guy? What’s with the bag?
Randy: Nope. Shall we get started?

Kalamainu’u and Randy walked right passed Jeb and shut the door in his bag-covered face.

While Randy was entertaining Kalamainu’u, Nalani Mahi’ai had a baby girl, Athena.

Emilia Ernest: Why are we on the porch, Randy? Do I deserve to wait on the porch? Do you need to be punished, boy?
Randy: Uhh…
Emilia Ernest: Is that how you address me?
Randy: No, Ma’am.

Emilia Ernest: You know what to do. Do not disappoint me, or baby gets the paddle.
Randy: Yes, ma’am.

Eliza Pancakes had her baby while Randy was being punished.

Four hours later Emilia left and Randy called Lilith Vatore.

Lilith Vatore: I don’t get invited to a lot of people’s homes.
Randy: Because of the hours you keep?
Lilith Vatore: Yes… Something like that.

Randy: Wow, you ran in here super fast. Are you training for the Olympics?
Lilith Vatore: Uh, no. It’s a… natural talent…

Randy can be so oblivious.

Tuesday

Early the next morning, Miko Ojo had a baby girl named Maia.

The first visitor of the day was Eliza Pancakes. She clung to Randy like her life depended on it.

Randy: Ready to go inside?
Eliza Pancakes: Hold me, Randy. For just a few minutes.
Randy: *mildly panics*

Eventually, Randy was able to coax Eliza into the bedroom.

Nalani Mahi’ai: Hey, girl! Are we still on for playdates after naptime?
Eliza Pancakes: You bet. I’ll see you later.

Since Nalani had an appointment she and Randy got right down to the business at hand.

Alice Martin finally had that baby. A girl named Tanvi.

Eva Capricciosa was outside Randy’s house hanging out with three of his kids. (Nicole Raghaven, Michael Sterling, and Deon Feng?) Maybe she was babysitting? It didn’t matter, Randy felt that tingle and ran outside to introduce himself.

Ava had to leave before the deal could be sealed. Randy was distracted by more tingles when Faye Harris showed up on his porch.

Faye Harris: I just want to dance!

Faye Harris: I need to dance!!

As Faye was dancing Becca Clarke had a baby boy, Juan.

And L. Faba had twin girls, Gabrielle and Jayme. Gabrielle and Jayme Faba are numbers 15 and 16 for this week.

Faye was so busy busting a move that Randy had to swoop in to get a kiss.

Faye Harris: Oh, you think I’m a good dancer?
Randy: The best dancer.

She’s actually not. If anyone has ever seen the episode of Seinfeld where Elaine dances, then you have a good idea of the type of dancer Faye is.

Randy taught Faye a new dance. That’s what she claimed anyway, but she has two kids so the only person she is fooling is Randy.

Later that night.

Hilary Laurent: *whispers* …Randy…

Seriously, what is Randy doing to break these ladies?

Wednesday

Faye Harris: *thinking* I got pregnant from dancing?

Watching Faye eat made me feel nauseous.

Faye Harris: *mouth full* I’m eating for two now.

As Randy slept and Faye devoured her sandwich Lilith Pleasant had a baby girl named Annabel.

Kaori Nishidake also had a baby, a boy named Marc.

When he woke Randy invited Kaori Nishidale over for a roll in the sack.

Faye was too involved in her sandwich to notice anything that may be happening anywhere else

Randy found Alice Martin playing in some leaves and decided to join her.

Alice Martin: I was hoping to see you.
Randy: And now you do. What shall we do with ourselves?

Alice Martin: I have an idea.

Alice and Randy ended up with leaves and twigs in all sorts of private places.

That kid in the background is Josh Ernest, Emilia’s son. I’m pretty sure he will have lifelong issues due to what he witnessed.

Interested in all the commotion Ulrike Faust came over to introduce herself.

Katrina Caliente hammered a nail into the coffin she buried her and Randy’s relationship in. She adopted a child, a girl named Skylar. A girl. On second thought, it might be better not to introduce her to Randy at such a young age.

Ulrike Faust was determined to scar the rest of the children in Oasis Springs.

No children walked by, but Liberty Lee was drawn to the pile of leaves like a zombie drawn to sound. She could not pull herself away.

Liberty Lee: Why is it moving?

Leaf Pile: *giggles*
Liberty Lee: The leaf pile laughs?

After Randy emerged from the leaf pile he introduced himself to the voyeuristic Liberty Lee.

Randy: Well hellooo…. (yadda, yadda, yadda).
Liberty Lee: Ohhhhh…

Randy wanted to stick around to maybe show Liberty the leaf pile too. But Grace Anansi was waiting for him at his house, and Grace does not like to waste time.

Liberty Lee followed Randy to his house.

Liberty Lee: Randy, I feel like we’re kindred spirits, you and I and we should totally be super best friends forever. Forever!
Grace Anansi: I really can not have these interruptions, Randy. I have a schedule to maintain.
Randy: Hey, bestie, why don’t you wait out here for a bit.

Grace and Randy ran to his room and did their thing.

Liberty patiently waited in the living room.

A few minutes later, while Grace slept Randy showed Liberty his tiny golden bow.

Liberty Lee: *possessed by hearts* OHHHHHHHHHHH! I FEEL IT!!!!

And with a kiss the insta-love spell was complete. Liberty was putty in Randy’s hands.

I hope those sheets get washed.

While all of that was happening Zoe Patel had her baby, a boy named Kolton.

I missed the birth of Anya Jang’s daughter, Jerrica.

And Morgan Fyres had a baby boy named Don.

Randy met Etsuko Ishikawa outside his house and invited her inside. She never takes her gloves off because her touch is so cold. The problem with that is she has trouble with the touch screen on her phone.

Etsuko Ishikawa: I just can’t get this thing to do what I want.

Thursday

Etsuko’s visit lasted into the early hours of Thursday.

With a poof, Etsuko was in the bedroom. I imagine that black smoke smells like eggs.

Randy: I like the shower cap.
Etsuko Ishikawa: Thank you. It keeps my hair tidy.

Seema Raghaven had a baby boy named Carlo while Etsuko and Randy got more “personal.”

And then SHE DIED! Her official cause of death is anger. Poor baby Carlo will think this is his fault.

Pregnant Bella Goth riding a bike! I can not imagine that was very comfortable or safe. Maybe it’s some new way to bring on labor?

Inside Cassandra Goth and Randy were about to get steamy in the shower.

Up next was Becca Clarke. She was splashing puddles like a child all the way to Randy’s door.

They had no choice but to wash the mud off.

Lilith Pleasant came over looking to kill some time. Behind her, we see an elderly Nancy Landgraab. Now that Nancy is an elder her name had been moved from the full house column to the graveyard.

Nancy Landgraab: Look at me while I walk away. See what you are missing. *slowly shuffles feet* Argh, these boots are killing me.

Something about the rainy weather makes Randy love the shower more.

Anaya Jang was invited over for some fun. It’s hard to see, but Ava Harjo is pregnant in this picture. She got all weird when she saw Randy.

Ava Harjo: *giggles* Hi, Randy. Hi… *giggles* *whispers* Hi.
Anaya Jang: Should we call someone about the crazy on your lawn?
Randy: Nah. Randy kinda likes it.

They left Ava on the sidewalk whispering and giggling.

Anaya Jang: What? Are you sad now?
Randy: I miss the giggling.
Anaya Jang: That’s not me. *rolls eyes*

Riding the bike must have worked. Bella had a baby girl named Yesenia.

Eva Capricciosa didn’t have to babysit a brood of Randy’s kids so she came over for some Love Tub time.

Then Catarina Lynx came over and when I saw her pajamas I guffawed and wheezed and nearly choked.

Catarina Lynx: Meow, Randy. *purrs*
Randy: Nice pajamas.
Catarina Lynx: Meowwwwww, so petable.

Kim Goldbloom had her baby, Randolph.

Friday

Ava Harjo gave birth to a girl, Giovanna.

And Ciara Sterling had twin boys, Bryan and Quinn.

Zoe Patel showed up on Randy’s porch.

Her daughter, Marilyn Patel, was there too. She was on her phone the whole time.

Marilyn Patel: *talking and texting* No, Michael, I said I’m at Dad’s and I can’t come over right now.
Michael Sterling: unknown response.
Marilyn Patel: *talking and texting* No, I don’t think he even knows I exist.

So sad. All of Randy’s kids are going to have Daddy Issues.

Yasemin Tinker and her wife, Tina, are constantly asking Randy to be best friends. Randy isn’t interested in that kind of relationship with them and they are interested in the kind that he wants. It’s a stalemate.

Yasemin Tinker: Randy, this one is pretty. You’ll have beautiful children. I approve.
Randy: *mutters* No one asked for your opinion, Yasemin.
Zoe Patel: *bored*

Randy was finally able to get rid of Yasemin and attend to the job at hand.

Randy: Whoa, you’re eager.
Zoe Patel: Don’t speak, you’re ruining it.

Zoe doesn’t like Randy, at all. But he’s always available when she needs to relieve some stress. If he can keep his mouth shut.

Bella Goth came over for some watermelon salad.

The way that the maid’s profile and the portrait in the background are merging is really disturbing. It’s giving off American Werewolf in London (or Paris) vibes.

Alex Moyer had her baby. A boy named Derick.

You can guess where things ended up with Bella.

Bella Goth: Are you sure he’s not a werewolf?
Randy: The only thing I’m sure of is that I can have you back home in five minutes.

Aaradhya Acharya had a beautiful baby boy, Ray. Ray is baby number 29!

Why is Cassandra Goth having such a hard time getting pregnant? Is taking something preventative?

I missed the birth of Mei Prescott’s son, Cornelius. This is Mei’s last baby; her house is now full. She is considered retired unless one of her children died unexpectedly. Mei, thank you for your service.

While Alex Moyer and Randy were having some good clean fun.

I noticed that Hilary Laurent became an elder. Her name has been moved to the graveyard column. Thank you for your service, Hilary.

Kim Goldbloom came over for a little while.

Kim Goldbloom: Where did you go?
Randy: I’m already getting started, doll.

After Kim left, Ciara came over. Randy really packs them in there in the evenings.

Randy: Shall we? I have another appointment after this.
Ciara Sterling: *sigh* I guess.

Ciara just had twins and has a total of six children already. She has got to be exhausted. Not that Randy cares. When you already have six kids what is one more?

Michael Sterling has grown into a teenager. He was waiting outside to escort his mother home. What a good boy.

Ciara Sterling: Hi, Aaradyha. Love your shirt and jacket.
Aaradyha Acharya: Hello, Ciara, I like that hoodie and your hair.
Both: *laugh*

Aaradyha was wasting no time.

Aaradyha Acharya: Are you ready to do this? I have to get home before 10.
Randy: Let me check with the man downstairs… Yup. Ready to go.

While Aaradhya and Randy were visiting the man downstairs, Oliva Kim-Lewis gave birth to baby number 31, a girl named Nathalie.

Cassandra came over for her 45th attempt.

Aaradhya Acharya: Good luck, hun!
Cassandra Goth: Thanks, I can use it.

The last baby born on Friday was Kalamainu’u’s daughter, Paulina.

Saturday

Randy entertained Cassandra multiple times into the early morning hours of Saturday.

While Randy was busy with Cassandra, Emilia Ernest had a baby boy named Fredrick.

And Lilith Vatore had twin girls, Elsa and Monique. Elsa and Monique are babies 34 and 35 this week.

After Cassandra left to finally get some sleep, Randy invited Kalamainu’u to his place for a nice long shower. It’s a wonder how he hasn’t gotten trench foot or something by now. I’m sure that shower is less than clean and his feet are wet all the time.

The word on the street is that Becca Clarke is pregnant.

Bacca Clarke: *burp* Oh, that’s a little vom.

Olivia Kim-Lewis visited for a bit and left with a bun in the oven. While she was leaving, The Mistress of Darkness, Emilia Ernest, was walking to the door. Emilia Really doesn’t like it when Randy has visitors besides her.

Olivia Kim-Lewis: Hello.
Emilia Ernest: Do not talk to me! I am not here for you.

Randy quickly ushered Emilia to the Love Tub before she could come up with some sort of punishment for him.

Randy called Yuki Behr for a visit. Even on her first visit to his house he’s still not bothering with clothing.

She wasn’t bothered by it.

Greta Laurent showed up in town causing a case of the tingles. Now that her mother can no longer gestate a child, she must want to take up the cause. Randy is more than willing to oblige.

And across the street was another new face chatting with Ava Harjo and Kalamainu’u Iona.

Ava Harjo: You’ll have to meet Randy. He should be here any minute now, he always knows when there’s a new face in town.
Kyoto Kato: How does he know?
Ava Harjo: He calls it Tingle Time. I don’t know what it means.

Rany busted out of his house, quickly met Greta Laurent then ran to Kyoto for their greeting.

Randy: *runs by Greta* Hey, doll, I’ll call you.
Greta Laurent: oh, ok.
Kyoto Kato: I feel like I should just wait here for no reason at all.

As Randy ran to Kyoto, Eliza Pancakes had a baby girl, Shirley.

By the time I got back to Randy and Kyoto, they were already kissing.

The next thing you know, they are jumping into a leaf pile.

Once Randy was finished with Kyoto he ran home to find a sad Eliza Pancakes on his porch.

Eliza Pancakes: Why do I always feel sad after I have the babies?

Randy has just the cure for postpartum depression, another pregnancy.

The last baby of the week was born to Nalani Mahi’ai, a girl named Kimberly. Kimberly is baby number 37 this week, giving a grand total of 128 children!

That’s it for this update, I hope you enjoyed it. I can’t wait to see what happens next time. See you then!