Week 7: My Eyes Are Up Here

Last week Katrina Caliente ended her relationship with Randy and her daughter Nina was desperate to continue with one. Emilia Ernest aired her dirty laundry and Angela Pleasant poured her guts out on Randy’s lawn for all of Oasis Springs to see. The week ended with a total of 91 children!

Monday

The first baby born this week was crazy Angela Pleasant’s daughter, Bianca.

Chaim Sterling was baby number two.

Seema Raghaven was Randy’s first visitor of the week. She came rocking those glasses as always.

No sooner than she walked through the door there was a full-on monsoon!

Seema and Randy weren’t bothered by the storm. I doubt they even noticed it.

Randy: *sings AC/Dc’s Thunderstruck*
Seema Raghaven: You’re such a great singer, Randy.

He’s really not.

Summer Holiday came over for a quick shower. This is the only picture I have of her visit.

She left and Bella Goth was next.

Randy wanted to try some hip new dance he saw. And let’s just say mistakes were made.

Randy: I’ve got some new moves to show you, doll.
Bella Goth: Wait. What’s happening?

He sent Bella’s head through the door.

Bella Goth: Oh no, Randy. Something’s gone wrong, really wrong.

Bella Goth: What am I touching? Is that your hair or your back?
Randy: That’s my hair. I think I broke my wrists.

Eventually, they were able to untangle and made it to the bed for a bit of a “lay down.”

Check out the baby bump on Alice Martin. She’s looking super happy about it.

Grace Anansi: Why do I do this to myself?

After Bella left to find a physical therapist, Angela Pleasant came over. Randy was understandably nervous about seeing her again, but the cause must come first.

Angela must have spoken with one of the other ladies in town, there was no mention of pregnancies or babies. They had their time in the Love Tub and she left without incident. I was disappointed.

Very pregnant Mei Prescott also not looking very happy.

Pregnant Kaori Nishidake. What is with all the unhappy sims today?

Kaori Nishidake: I’m tired. So very tired.

I’m sure it has nothing to do with all the children they have.

Moira Fyres was trying something new. Honestly, I’m not sure it works.

Kim Goldbloom made her way to Randy’s house.

Randy and Kim enjoyed the Love Tub.

I missed the birth of a few babies. Alex Moyer gave birth to Makenna.

Aaradhya Acharya had twins, Jerome

and Callen.

Ava Harjo gave Randy another baby girl, Alexandra. Okay, she didn’t GIVE him the baby, she gave birth to his daughter. Pretty sure Randy would not accept a gift such as that anyway.

Randy invited Ava Harjo over for some QT. Ava had one thing on her mind.

Randy: Ava. My eyes are up here.
Ava Harjo: Oh, sorry, Randy. *takes a stealthy picture*

Randy should probably start wearing more clothes on the regular. I’m sure it won’t happen though.

Ava Harjo: Dreams really do come true.

Let’s be honest here, Randy is a sure thing. If a meltdown in front of his house isn’t enough to keep him away from impregnating someone, Ava had nothing to be concerned about.

Randy ended the day with a visit from the fashionable Ciara Sterling.

Randy had to rush out the door when he felt that tingle. It’s not every day he feels it in the middle of the night.

Randy: Well, hellooo. Please allow me to introduce myself, I’m Randy Johnson. I’m new in town and I’m here to serve.
Lilith Vatore: Hey, hi. Can you move? I’m on my way somewhere and the sunlight reflecting off the moon is starting to burn my skin.
Randy: OK, doll. I got your number, I’ll call you.
Lilith Vatore: Not before midnight you won’t.

The last baby born on Sunday of week 7 was Genevieve Fyres.

Monday

Just when I think nothing exciting is happening someone does something just to prove me wrong. Eliza Pancakes, for example, showed up at Randy’s place around 2 am and just stared at his bedroom window. At this point, Eliza was heavily pregnant and should probably have been home in bed. But who needs sleep when you can stare at a window.

Eliza Pancakes: *whispers* Randy…

Now that is creepy.

Mei Prescott had a baby boy, Kelvin.

Inside the house, Ciara Sterling was having a meltdown. I can only speculate as to why she was crying, but I think it was because she knew it would be at least a week before she could be in Randy’s bed again.

Then she got her crap together and left Randy’s house.

Alex Moyer visited and was enthralled with the plant Randy had on his porch. The plant that had been there since the beginning of time. Why was it so fascinating now?

Somehow Randy got Alex into the bedroom where they did the horizontal tango. I’m not sure Randy should even entertain any dancing ideas after what happened with Bella Goth.

Like a shift change at a factory, Alex left and Aaradhya Acharya arrived.

Randy swept Aaradhya off her feet.

Aaradhya Acharya: Oh, you have missed me.
Randy: I miss all my ladies, doll.

Gross, Randy.

Then swept her into the bathroom shower.

Mei Prescott stopped by to ask Randy for marriage again.

Mei Prescott: *baby talk* Mawee me, Wandy. PWEEZE!!!
Randy: Would you cage a butterfly? No. So why would you cage me? I need to be free; to fly, just like a butterfly.

Before he sent her on her way they had some fun in the Love Tub. Three things were working in his favor: he was there, she was there, and she wasn’t pregnant. He couldn’t let the opportunity slip away.

Siobhan Fyres visited while Randy was “refueling.”

They made their way into the bathroom.

Out on the street:

Ciara Sterling: Geez, why do you smell like cat pee?
Catarina Lynx: It’s perfume. My cats make me perfume.
Ciara Sterling: *chokes on bile*

Look who’s all grown up! Olivia Kim-Lewis is no longer a teenager and now Randy and Olivia can do more than have conversations on the phone (not creepy).

While Randy was laying on the moves, Kalamainu’u Iona had another baby. A boy named Emerson, baby number nine of the week.

Olivia and Randy hit the hay.

Two minutes later Olivia was on her way home and Kalamainu’u was on her way to see Randy.

Olivia Kim-Lewis: That was oddly disappointing.
Kalamainu’u Iona: First time? You get used to it.

Jeb Harris: *knocks on door*
Kalamainu’u Iona: Do you know that guy? What’s with the bag?
Randy: Nope. Shall we get started?

Kalamainu’u and Randy walked right passed Jeb and shut the door in his bag-covered face.

While Randy was entertaining Kalamainu’u, Nalani Mahi’ai had a baby girl, Athena.

Emilia Ernest: Why are we on the porch, Randy? Do I deserve to wait on the porch? Do you need to be punished, boy?
Randy: Uhh…
Emilia Ernest: Is that how you address me?
Randy: No, Ma’am.

Emilia Ernest: You know what to do. Do not disappoint me, or baby gets the paddle.
Randy: Yes, ma’am.

Eliza Pancakes had her baby while Randy was being punished.

Four hours later Emilia left and Randy called Lilith Vatore.

Lilith Vatore: I don’t get invited to a lot of people’s homes.
Randy: Because of the hours you keep?
Lilith Vatore: Yes… Something like that.

Randy: Wow, you ran in here super fast. Are you training for the Olympics?
Lilith Vatore: Uh, no. It’s a… natural talent…

Randy can be so oblivious.

Tuesday

Early the next morning, Miko Ojo had a baby girl named Maia.

The first visitor of the day was Eliza Pancakes. She clung to Randy like her life depended on it.

Randy: Ready to go inside?
Eliza Pancakes: Hold me, Randy. For just a few minutes.
Randy: *mildly panics*

Eventually, Randy was able to coax Eliza into the bedroom.

Nalani Mahi’ai: Hey, girl! Are we still on for playdates after naptime?
Eliza Pancakes: You bet. I’ll see you later.

Since Nalani had an appointment she and Randy got right down to the business at hand.

Alice Martin finally had that baby. A girl named Tanvi.

Eva Capricciosa was outside Randy’s house hanging out with three of his kids. (Nicole Raghaven, Michael Sterling, and Deon Feng?) Maybe she was babysitting? It didn’t matter, Randy felt that tingle and ran outside to introduce himself.

Ava had to leave before the deal could be sealed. Randy was distracted by more tingles when Faye Harris showed up on his porch.

Faye Harris: I just want to dance!

Faye Harris: I need to dance!!

As Faye was dancing Becca Clarke had a baby boy, Juan.

And L. Faba had twin girls, Gabrielle and Jayme. Gabrielle and Jayme Faba are numbers 15 and 16 for this week.

Faye was so busy busting a move that Randy had to swoop in to get a kiss.

Faye Harris: Oh, you think I’m a good dancer?
Randy: The best dancer.

She’s actually not. If anyone has ever seen the episode of Seinfeld where Elaine dances, then you have a good idea of the type of dancer Faye is.

Randy taught Faye a new dance. That’s what she claimed anyway, but she has two kids so the only person she is fooling is Randy.

Later that night.

Hilary Laurent: *whispers* …Randy…

Seriously, what is Randy doing to break these ladies?

Wednesday

Faye Harris: *thinking* I got pregnant from dancing?

Watching Faye eat made me feel nauseous.

Faye Harris: *mouth full* I’m eating for two now.

As Randy slept and Faye devoured her sandwich Lilith Pleasant had a baby girl named Annabel.

Kaori Nishidake also had a baby, a boy named Marc.

When he woke Randy invited Kaori Nishidale over for a roll in the sack.

Faye was too involved in her sandwich to notice anything that may be happening anywhere else

Randy found Alice Martin playing in some leaves and decided to join her.

Alice Martin: I was hoping to see you.
Randy: And now you do. What shall we do with ourselves?

Alice Martin: I have an idea.

Alice and Randy ended up with leaves and twigs in all sorts of private places.

That kid in the background is Josh Ernest, Emilia’s son. I’m pretty sure he will have lifelong issues due to what he witnessed.

Interested in all the commotion Ulrike Faust came over to introduce herself.

Katrina Caliente hammered a nail into the coffin she buried her and Randy’s relationship in. She adopted a child, a girl named Skylar. A girl. On second thought, it might be better not to introduce her to Randy at such a young age.

Ulrike Faust was determined to scar the rest of the children in Oasis Springs.

No children walked by, but Liberty Lee was drawn to the pile of leaves like a zombie drawn to sound. She could not pull herself away.

Liberty Lee: Why is it moving?

Leaf Pile: *giggles*
Liberty Lee: The leaf pile laughs?

After Randy emerged from the leaf pile he introduced himself to the voyeuristic Liberty Lee.

Randy: Well hellooo…. (yadda, yadda, yadda).
Liberty Lee: Ohhhhh…

Randy wanted to stick around to maybe show Liberty the leaf pile too. But Grace Anansi was waiting for him at his house, and Grace does not like to waste time.

Liberty Lee followed Randy to his house.

Liberty Lee: Randy, I feel like we’re kindred spirits, you and I and we should totally be super best friends forever. Forever!
Grace Anansi: I really can not have these interruptions, Randy. I have a schedule to maintain.
Randy: Hey, bestie, why don’t you wait out here for a bit.

Grace and Randy ran to his room and did their thing.

Liberty patiently waited in the living room.

A few minutes later, while Grace slept Randy showed Liberty his tiny golden bow.

Liberty Lee: *possessed by hearts* OHHHHHHHHHHH! I FEEL IT!!!!

And with a kiss the insta-love spell was complete. Liberty was putty in Randy’s hands.

I hope those sheets get washed.

While all of that was happening Zoe Patel had her baby, a boy named Kolton.

I missed the birth of Anya Jang’s daughter, Jerrica.

And Morgan Fyres had a baby boy named Don.

Randy met Etsuko Ishikawa outside his house and invited her inside. She never takes her gloves off because her touch is so cold. The problem with that is she has trouble with the touch screen on her phone.

Etsuko Ishikawa: I just can’t get this thing to do what I want.

Thursday

Etsuko’s visit lasted into the early hours of Thursday.

With a poof, Etsuko was in the bedroom. I imagine that black smoke smells like eggs.

Randy: I like the shower cap.
Etsuko Ishikawa: Thank you. It keeps my hair tidy.

Seema Raghaven had a baby boy named Carlo while Etsuko and Randy got more “personal.”

And then SHE DIED! Her official cause of death is anger. Poor baby Carlo will think this is his fault.

Pregnant Bella Goth riding a bike! I can not imagine that was very comfortable or safe. Maybe it’s some new way to bring on labor?

Inside Cassandra Goth and Randy were about to get steamy in the shower.

Up next was Becca Clarke. She was splashing puddles like a child all the way to Randy’s door.

They had no choice but to wash the mud off.

Lilith Pleasant came over looking to kill some time. Behind her, we see an elderly Nancy Landgraab. Now that Nancy is an elder her name had been moved from the full house column to the graveyard.

Nancy Landgraab: Look at me while I walk away. See what you are missing. *slowly shuffles feet* Argh, these boots are killing me.

Something about the rainy weather makes Randy love the shower more.

Anaya Jang was invited over for some fun. It’s hard to see, but Ava Harjo is pregnant in this picture. She got all weird when she saw Randy.

Ava Harjo: *giggles* Hi, Randy. Hi… *giggles* *whispers* Hi.
Anaya Jang: Should we call someone about the crazy on your lawn?
Randy: Nah. Randy kinda likes it.

They left Ava on the sidewalk whispering and giggling.

Anaya Jang: What? Are you sad now?
Randy: I miss the giggling.
Anaya Jang: That’s not me. *rolls eyes*

Riding the bike must have worked. Bella had a baby girl named Yesenia.

Eva Capricciosa didn’t have to babysit a brood of Randy’s kids so she came over for some Love Tub time.

Then Catarina Lynx came over and when I saw her pajamas I guffawed and wheezed and nearly choked.

Catarina Lynx: Meow, Randy. *purrs*
Randy: Nice pajamas.
Catarina Lynx: Meowwwwww, so petable.

Kim Goldbloom had her baby, Randolph.

Friday

Ava Harjo gave birth to a girl, Giovanna.

And Ciara Sterling had twin boys, Bryan and Quinn.

Zoe Patel showed up on Randy’s porch.

Her daughter, Marilyn Patel, was there too. She was on her phone the whole time.

Marilyn Patel: *talking and texting* No, Michael, I said I’m at Dad’s and I can’t come over right now.
Michael Sterling: unknown response.
Marilyn Patel: *talking and texting* No, I don’t think he even knows I exist.

So sad. All of Randy’s kids are going to have Daddy Issues.

Yasemin Tinker and her wife, Tina, are constantly asking Randy to be best friends. Randy isn’t interested in that kind of relationship with them and they are interested in the kind that he wants. It’s a stalemate.

Yasemin Tinker: Randy, this one is pretty. You’ll have beautiful children. I approve.
Randy: *mutters* No one asked for your opinion, Yasemin.
Zoe Patel: *bored*

Randy was finally able to get rid of Yasemin and attend to the job at hand.

Randy: Whoa, you’re eager.
Zoe Patel: Don’t speak, you’re ruining it.

Zoe doesn’t like Randy, at all. But he’s always available when she needs to relieve some stress. If he can keep his mouth shut.

Bella Goth came over for some watermelon salad.

The way that the maid’s profile and the portrait in the background are merging is really disturbing. It’s giving off American Werewolf in London (or Paris) vibes.

Alex Moyer had her baby. A boy named Derick.

You can guess where things ended up with Bella.

Bella Goth: Are you sure he’s not a werewolf?
Randy: The only thing I’m sure of is that I can have you back home in five minutes.

Aaradhya Acharya had a beautiful baby boy, Ray. Ray is baby number 29!

Why is Cassandra Goth having such a hard time getting pregnant? Is taking something preventative?

I missed the birth of Mei Prescott’s son, Cornelius. This is Mei’s last baby; her house is now full. She is considered retired unless one of her children died unexpectedly. Mei, thank you for your service.

While Alex Moyer and Randy were having some good clean fun.

I noticed that Hilary Laurent became an elder. Her name has been moved to the graveyard column. Thank you for your service, Hilary.

Kim Goldbloom came over for a little while.

Kim Goldbloom: Where did you go?
Randy: I’m already getting started, doll.

After Kim left, Ciara came over. Randy really packs them in there in the evenings.

Randy: Shall we? I have another appointment after this.
Ciara Sterling: *sigh* I guess.

Ciara just had twins and has a total of six children already. She has got to be exhausted. Not that Randy cares. When you already have six kids what is one more?

Michael Sterling has grown into a teenager. He was waiting outside to escort his mother home. What a good boy.

Ciara Sterling: Hi, Aaradyha. Love your shirt and jacket.
Aaradyha Acharya: Hello, Ciara, I like that hoodie and your hair.
Both: *laugh*

Aaradyha was wasting no time.

Aaradyha Acharya: Are you ready to do this? I have to get home before 10.
Randy: Let me check with the man downstairs… Yup. Ready to go.

While Aaradhya and Randy were visiting the man downstairs, Oliva Kim-Lewis gave birth to baby number 31, a girl named Nathalie.

Cassandra came over for her 45th attempt.

Aaradhya Acharya: Good luck, hun!
Cassandra Goth: Thanks, I can use it.

The last baby born on Friday was Kalamainu’u’s daughter, Paulina.

Saturday

Randy entertained Cassandra multiple times into the early morning hours of Saturday.

While Randy was busy with Cassandra, Emilia Ernest had a baby boy named Fredrick.

And Lilith Vatore had twin girls, Elsa and Monique. Elsa and Monique are babies 34 and 35 this week.

After Cassandra left to finally get some sleep, Randy invited Kalamainu’u to his place for a nice long shower. It’s a wonder how he hasn’t gotten trench foot or something by now. I’m sure that shower is less than clean and his feet are wet all the time.

The word on the street is that Becca Clarke is pregnant.

Bacca Clarke: *burp* Oh, that’s a little vom.

Olivia Kim-Lewis visited for a bit and left with a bun in the oven. While she was leaving, The Mistress of Darkness, Emilia Ernest, was walking to the door. Emilia Really doesn’t like it when Randy has visitors besides her.

Olivia Kim-Lewis: Hello.
Emilia Ernest: Do not talk to me! I am not here for you.

Randy quickly ushered Emilia to the Love Tub before she could come up with some sort of punishment for him.

Randy called Yuki Behr for a visit. Even on her first visit to his house he’s still not bothering with clothing.

She wasn’t bothered by it.

Greta Laurent showed up in town causing a case of the tingles. Now that her mother can no longer gestate a child, she must want to take up the cause. Randy is more than willing to oblige.

And across the street was another new face chatting with Ava Harjo and Kalamainu’u Iona.

Ava Harjo: You’ll have to meet Randy. He should be here any minute now, he always knows when there’s a new face in town.
Kyoto Kato: How does he know?
Ava Harjo: He calls it Tingle Time. I don’t know what it means.

Rany busted out of his house, quickly met Greta Laurent then ran to Kyoto for their greeting.

Randy: *runs by Greta* Hey, doll, I’ll call you.
Greta Laurent: oh, ok.
Kyoto Kato: I feel like I should just wait here for no reason at all.

As Randy ran to Kyoto, Eliza Pancakes had a baby girl, Shirley.

By the time I got back to Randy and Kyoto, they were already kissing.

The next thing you know, they are jumping into a leaf pile.

Once Randy was finished with Kyoto he ran home to find a sad Eliza Pancakes on his porch.

Eliza Pancakes: Why do I always feel sad after I have the babies?

Randy has just the cure for postpartum depression, another pregnancy.

The last baby of the week was born to Nalani Mahi’ai, a girl named Kimberly. Kimberly is baby number 37 this week, giving a grand total of 128 children!

That’s it for this update, I hope you enjoyed it. I can’t wait to see what happens next time. See you then!

Week 6: The Crustaceans

Welcome back to week 6 of my Family Man Challenge. Last week ended with a total of 62 children. Let’s see if Randy can increase that number.

Sunday

In the early morning hours of Sunday, Becca Clarke got out of bed and watched Randy sleep, until it dawned on her that she was probably pregnant again and why can’t she tell that man no?

Morgan Fyres had the first baby of the week! A beautiful baby boy, Patrick. Kind of a classic name for an Irish family, wouldn’t you say?

Nalani Mahi’ai came over and Randy swept her off her feet.

Nalani Mahi’ai: Oh geez, don’t drop me!
Randy: Don’t worry, doll. I haven’t dropped anyone yet.

Randy constantly reminds the ladies that they are not “his one and only.”

That being said absolutely no one seems to mind.

Randy: Hurry, before the magic is gone.
Nalani Mahi’ai: Why would the magic disappear?

Outside Summer Holiday is dreaming up Food Legacy names for her unborn baby. Wrong challenge, Summer.

Summer Holiday: What about Cupcake? Is that too much? Should I just use it as a nickname?

Randy went out to check his mail and who should be on his porch? Hilary Laurent.

Hilary Laurent: *grins* Is it okay that I just stopped by?
Randy: Doll, that’s more than okay.

Right to the bedroom they go.

Hilary Laurent: My husband recently became an elder. This is his nap time.
Randy: Nap time works for me. Anytime works for me.

Randy’s daughter, Nicole Raghaven, has nothing better to do on a Sunday afternoon. Just a child walking around the desert alone. What could go wrong?

Catarina Lynx came over and Randy had to hold her hands to keep her from scratching at him.

Randy: How about we don’t scratch today. Randy got a skin infection last time.
Catarina Lynx: *purrs* Whatever you say, Randy. Meeeoooowww.

The things he does in the name of his competition with his half-brother.

If Randy wants to avoid getting an infection, I’m pretty sure he should also avoid the Love Tub. We’ve all seen what goes on in there.

Spotted a pregnant Emilia Ernest, waiting for a bus? She was just sitting there staring.

At first, I thought this was Randy’s daughter Jill Langraab spying on him again. But this is London Bjergsen, Randy’s daughter with Clara Bjergsen.

Christina Price looks like she is picking out her own clothes now.

As Catarina Lynx left I spied a very sad Morgan Fyres. At first, I thought her father had died and freed up a slot, but he just became an elder.

Catarina Lynx: *continuous purring*

Randy decided to cheer Morgan up with some special one on one time.

Randy: Hey, doll. Let’s put a smile on that face.

Bella Goth is looking very round!

Randy has two sons named Armando; this one is Dina Caliente’s son. Paulo Rocca is rocking some really nice earrings.

While Randy was “visiting” with Mrogan her mother had another child, a boy named Pace. Something about that seems super gross.

Seema Raghaven looks like she has those glasses in multiple colors. The girl is not afraid to commit to a look.

Seema Raghaven: Thanks for inviting me over, Randy. I wanted you to see my new glasses.
Randy: Uh, nice. Are you going to wear them in the shower?

Randy has no time for idle chit-chat! The man barely sleeps.

Turns out she did take them off.

Seema left Randy’s house and Moira rushed right over.

Moira Fyres: Hey, girl. Nice glasses.
Seema Raghaven: Awe, thanks for noticing.

Better make this special. This could be Moira’s last baby until Dominick dies.

Randy: Let’s wrap this up. Night’s coming and if I do this right I can have one more visitor tonight.

Special yet quick.

Aaradhya Acharya is overdressed for a nighttime walk in the desert. Maybe she is celebrating her baby bump.

Randy called Grace Anansi and she hustled herself right over.

Randy: Oh, you’re here already.
Grace Anansi: Yes, Randy, I do not like to waste time.

They got right down to the business at hand.

Just before midnight, L. Faba had a girl named Lizette.

Monday

In the early morning hours, Randy called L. Faba three times before she woke up. He was a little impatient to get his day started.

She made the bed disappear. It made for a fun time.

L. Faba: Oh, oops. Sorry, Randy, I just got excited.
Randy: It’s so weird. I can feel the bed, I just can see it.

Alex Moyer’s son, Odin (he does have two fully functioning eyes) was seen speaking to Darrel Charm. Darrel is seen regularly around Randy’s house since Emilia started having Randy’s children. Should I be concerned? Maybe he’s just fascinated by Randy.

L. Faba left after restoring the bed and as the sun was rising Lilith Pleasant made her way to Randy’s door. Why is there a glass of water on the porch?

Lilith Pleasant: Hey L.!
L. Faba: Hey Lil, are we still having lunch today?
Lilith Pleasant: Absolutely!

Randy: *turns on the charm* Hello, Lilith, your sister gave me your number. Please allow me to introduce myself…
Lilith Pleasant: Ohhhhh.

One thing led to another and the next thing you know Randy and Lilith are in the Love Tub

Summer Holiday had a set of twin boys! I love it when multiples are born. If you’re keeping track Nathan and Johan are babies 5 and 6 this week.

Mila Much looks like she is about to burst! Behind her, Ciara Sterling has a baby on board too.

Katrina Caliente had been angry with Randy ever since he flirted with her daughters while she was near. He could not talk her into Love Tub time, or time anywhere else.

Katrina Caliente: No, I do not want to soak in the Love Tub, Randy.
Randy: OK, doll. It doesn’t have to be the Love Tub, how about the magic box?
Katrina Caliente: The answer is still no. Are you going to feed me something or not?

The heart cookies didn’t work either. She still has a couple open spaces in her house.

Bella Goth had Orson, a beautiful baby boy.

This is Randy’s daughter, Erin munch. She is clearly upset about something.

And over in the distance is Nicole Raghaven. Looks like she’s a pretty busy scout now. Look at all those badges.

Katrina left without the promise of another child. It’s disappointing, but Randy doesn’t give up easily. He will try again.

Katrina Caliente: Hug waste of time. He didn’t even make me a grilled cheese.

Even though Cassandra Goth lives across the street getting her over to Randy’s house has been one failure after another. So I sent Randy over to her place for a visit. Apparently, Cassandra can not afford to keep her lights on. Or maybe she doesn’t own any.

Her bed was super uncomfortable.

Randy: I think that’s a spring in my butt.
Cassandra Goth: Sorry about that; this is my parents’ old mattress.

Zoe Patel’s son, Weston, was hanging out in the desert. Maybe it’s take your kid to work day.

Caiden Caliente, Dina’s son, is now a teenager. London Bjersen is there in the background.

Welcome baby Aspen Pleasant! Baby number 8.

Randy picked Zoe Patel up after her shift at the food stand. You can see him on the left in the distance.

Then he walked her all the way back to his house where Eliza Pancakes was waiting.

Eliza Pancakes: Randy, I’m pre-
Randy: Not now, doll. Randy’s got a schedule to keep.

Zoe ended up spending the night. I wonder what happened to her son, Weston?

Zoe Patel: I feel like I forgot something at work.
Randy: Whatever it is, it will be there tomorrow.
Zoe Patel: You are so wise, Randy.

This is Camille Fyres, Randy and Moira Fyres firstborn. She’s interesting. She doesn’t mind showing off all of that chest hair.

I missed the birth of Lucian Sterling. Lucian will always be a vampire name to me. Maybe Ciara Sterling was a fan of The Vampire Diaries.

Tuesday

The next morning Zoe realized she was pregnant with another baby. I wonder how she can afford all of these children with what she makes from the food stand.

Mila Munch’s last baby. Her house is full now unless there is another death in her family before she ages, I just don’t see her having another of Randy’s children. Enjoy your retirement, Mila.

As Bella Goth ran over to Randy’s house I noticed Kalamainu’u Iona looks like she is about to give birth. I’m crossing my fingers for twins.

Kalamainu’u Iona: *watching Bella* I wish I could run again.

Randy greeted Bella like he had been away at war.

They made their way to the Love Tub without saying a word to each other.

Gil Akiyama, one of Randy and Jenna Akiyama’s sons and Emilia Ernest were spotted.

We haven’t seen this shiny face in a few days. Nancy Landgraab finally made an appearance. Surprisingly, she just walked by Randy’s house once.

Nancy Landgraab: Maybe it’s time to play hard-to-get.

Baby number 11 is Allan Moyer! Time to extend an invitation to his mother, Alex.

After Love Tub time, Randy nearly broke his arm inviting his next guest over before Bella was even finished speaking.

Bella Goth: Are you listening to me, Randy?
Randy: Give me a minute, doll. Important phone call. *to the phone* Hey, doll. Do you want to come over?

Bella walked out of Randy’s house with a huge smile on her face.

Summer Holiday: *very firm knocking* Oh gosh, sorry. I didn’t mean to knock on your clavicle.
Bella Goth: *less happy*

Bella just cleared her throat, adjusted her top, and walked away.

Summer Holiday: *dies a little inside*

Cassandra Goth: *crazy stare* I saw you assault my mother.
Summer Holiday: *panics* Save me, Randy. I’m not the fighting kind.

Somehow Randy smoothed things over with Cassandra. Then Summer and Randy made their way to the Love Tub.

Randy: Wanna try something fun?
Summer Holiday: Yes!

Summer Holiday: When you said, “Try something fun.” I did not think this would be it.

Summer Holiday: Actually, I think I have your shorts and you have mine.
Randy: Does that bother you?

Angela Pleasant was Randy’s next guest.

Angela Pleasant: WHOA! That’s a little scary.

Back into his Magician’s Box. Angela was very eager.

The shower broke after the abuse Angela Pleasant and Randy put it through. Hopefully Randy will get a chance to repair it soon.

For anyone interested in doing this challenge, I would suggest getting more woohoo places. You know, to keep it fresh.

Before the night was over, Aaradhya Acharya had a baby boy, Lukas.

Randy ended the day with a sleepover with Ciara Sterling. I forgot to take pictures of her visit.

Wednesday

Wednesday morning Ava Harjo had her baby. Stacey Harjo is baby number 13!

Randy felt that tingle when Siobhan Fyres walked by his house. Justin Delgato was not invited into the conversation. He stayed anyway.

Randy: Well, hellooo. Please allow me to introduce myself, I’m Randy Johnson. I’m new in town and I’m here to serve.
Siobhan Fyres: Hello, I’m Siobhan. I’ve heard so much about you.
Justin Delgato: *wishes for popcorn*

Randy couldn’t seal the deal with an audience so Siobhan went on her way and he called Alex Moyer.

Alex showed up almost like she was standing there the entire time.

Alex Moyer: Hello, Randy.
Randy: Wow, I didn’t realize you would get here so quickly.
Alex Moyer: My kid here so he can play in the street.

The city of Oasis Springs should invest in a playground.

Randy and Alex wasted no time.

Randy: Let’s get this done, shall we?
Alex Moyer: Yes, I have to give my kid a bath.

Sadie Munch looks like she was skipping school

Sadie Munch: *savoring the taste of freedom*

Eliza Pancakes looks is going to have that baby any time now.

Eliza Pancakes: I’ll have a pretzel with everything you have on it.
Food Stand Dude: Uhhh…
Eliza Pancakes: Don’t make this awkward. I am pregnant and hungry. I will cry for food.

When Alex Moyer had to leave Randy invited Aaradhya Acharya to his place.

Ciara Sterling is looking pregnant again.

Three baby mamas in one picture! Ciara Sterling, Aaradhya Acharya, and Ava Harjo. Randy called Ava after he was done entertaining Aaradhya.

Emilia Ernest had a baby girl named Aurora, which seems appropriate for a spell caster. Aurora Ernest is baby number 14. Guess who Randy is calling next.

After a few pleasantries, Ava and Randy got right down to the important stuff.

As Ava was leaving Emilia Ernest was arriving.

Emilia Ernest: YES! It’s my turn!
Ava Harjo: *mutters* This one’s loud.

Emilia Ernest: My fiance gave me Crustaceans, but it’s cleared up now and I am ready to rumble!
Ava Harjo: *sarcasm* Classy.

Emilia Ernest did not like Ava’s implication that she was not a classy lady. I would be nervous if I were Ava, she might find a toad in her bed or some other unpleasantness.

Emilia Ernest: *fumes*

As soon as she saw Randy she forgot all about Ava Harjo.

Emilia Ernest: Take me to the Love Tub.

Kalamainu’u Iona had a baby boy, Nestor.

Emilia Ernest: Kiss my face. I’m in the mood to be cherished. Do not disappoint me, Randy.
Randy: No, ma’am.

Emilia left feeling refreshed but when she saw Siobhan Fyres her attitude changed.

Siobhan Fyres: Hello.
Emilia Ernest: Hmph.
Siobhan Fyres: Rude.

Once inside Siobhan made things rather easy for Randy. He gave her a rose and she was ready for the next step.

They went to the bedroom because the shower is still broken. That will get repaired overnight when Randy can’t have as many visitors.

Eliza Pancakes had her baby, Kala Pancakes.

Siobhan Fyres: Hello, Ms. Prescott.
Mei Prescott: Hello, Siobhan, how is your mother?

An awkward moment here. Siobhan is a former student of Mei’s back when Mei was a teacher.

Mei Prescott: *mutters under her breath*

Clara Bjergsen had two babies! If you’re keeping track Marc and Maximus Bjersen are babies number 17 and 18.

Mei Prescott: *baby voice* Wandy, I’ve weewee missed you. *pouts*
Randy: *shudders* Let’s see what we can do about that then.

Randy: *rushing* Um, let’s do this; I have a 7:00.

Erik Akiyama, the first of Jenna Akiyama and Randy’s sons. And behind him, Mei Prescott is doing the walk of shame.

Mei Prescott: I hope I don’t see any more students.

Baby boy Ojo! Welcome, Matthew Ojo.

Randy invited Katrina over in an attempt to make amends. She walked passed Mei Prescott and this frown magically appeared on her face. It doesn’t look like things are going to go well.

Katrina Caliente: All I want is to find love.
Mei Prescott: *walking that shame walk*

This must be a visual for “fake happy.” There is a smile on her face, but her body language says something else entirely. Katrina is so very tired of Randy’s games. She just can’t do the whole her-kids-are-uncles-and-aunts-to-their-half-siblings-thing.

Before the night was through, Alice Martin gave birth to a bouncing baby boy named Andre.

In the end, Katrina spent the night with Randy, but that was all. It looks like things between them are well and truly over.

Katrina Caliente: *cries in her sleep*
Randy: *snores*

Thursday

Overnight, Becca Clarke had her baby, Malik Clarke.

After Katrina broke things off and left Randy for the last time, he needed a moment to mourn the loss of his soulmate.

Randy: *sobs*

Nancy Landgraab is back on the prowl. That whole play-hard-to-get-thing didn’t last very long.

Nancy Landgraab: Step outside, watch me walk away. *humming “Nothing Compares to You”*

This young one is Tara Caliente, another of Dina’s spawn. It seems Dina prefers free-range parenting.

Kalamainu’u Iona stopped by in her bathing suit. Randy quickly got the hint.

Randy: Shall we head back to the Love Tub?
Kalamainu’u Iona: I thought you’d never ask.

What a liar.

She quickly swapped bathing suits before getting into the Love Tub.

Randy’s family tree is a straight line.

Another aspiration completed!

Nalani Mahi’ai came over and they jumped into the shower.

Look at that baby bump on Ava Harjo.

Alex Moyer is looking very pregnant as well.

Alex Moyer: PRETZELS! Get your pretzels.

Hilary Laurent had a boy named Edgar.

Mei Prescott is thinking about her unborn baby.

Once Nalani left Eliza Pancakes was invited. She came right over.

Randy: Randy’s gotta put a little fuel in the tank first. I’ll be right with you.
Eliza Pancakes: Oh sure, I’ll just stare at this wall here.

Soon Randy was ready to plow some fields.

This is Nalai Mahi’ai’s son, Anthony. He has the biggest head of hair I have ever seen.

Pregnant Ciara Sterling was getting her steps in.

Catarina Lynx birthed a baby boy, Stanley. Stanley is not a cat name, way to kill a dream, Catarina.

Eliza left feeling like a new woman.

Eliza Pancakes: Hello world! I am ready for you.
Miko Ojo: I need some of what she’s had.

Randy: Hey, doll. Randy’s gotta make a pit stop before we get started.
Miko Ojo: Okay, Randy, I” just wait in the other room.

Miko enters the bedroom and before he goes into the bathroom Randy whips out his phone and starts taking pictures! What a sleaze.

Randy: Just gotta get a couple quick shots for the ol’ memory bank.

Once Randy was done with his bathroom business he was ready to continue with the night’s entertainment.

Randy: Ready?
Miko Ojo: Ready! *giggles*

While Randy and Miko were busy Morgan Fyres had a baby boy, Arjun.

Friday

In the early morning hours of Friday, Seema Raghaven had her baby, a boy she named Drake.

Also, I missed the birth of Moira Fyres’s son, Gerard.

This is Luz Prescott, she’s pretty edgy. She’s rocking that mohawk.

As Alice Martin lugged her big head over to Randy’s house Catarina Lynx was walking by.

Catarina Lynx: *purrs* Call me…owwww…

The bed is better neck support so that is where Randy and Alice ended up. I wonder if Alice’s children will have equally large heads.

Randy: You just rest your neck on the pillow.

I spotted Marcel Price, Janae Price’s husband. Who is he trying to fool with that look? Everyone can see that he dyes his facial hair, right?

Marcel Price: *catalog model pose*

The next to spend time with Randy was Grace Anansi.

Randy: *swoop*
Grace Anansi: DEAR PLUMBOB! I’LL PUT A HEX ON YOU!!!

Randy still has not learned not to frighten the spellcasters.

While Grace and Randy were greeting each other Alice had finally gathered enough strength back into her neck to leave the bed.

Grace Anansi and Randy: *gross mouth noises*
Alice Martin: *sigh*

Then they were off to the Love Tub for some tub lovin’.

Grace Anansi: Just don’t get my hair wet.

Outside the fence, Nina Caliente decided to be neighborly.

Nina Caliente: Youuuu hoooooo! Are you there? It’s been a while, Randy!

Normally Randy enjoys desperation, but this is something else. Dina and Nina’s house is full, so they are considered retired unless someone dies.

Nina Caliente: RANDY! I CAN SEE YOUR PLUMBOB!
Randy: *whispering* We are going to have to keep this quiet.

Nina eventually got tired or overheated and left, but the smell of desperation lingered.
The Caliente family is turning into a tragedy.

As Grace was leaving Becca Clarke was arriving.

Becca Clarke: Hey, girl!
Grace Anansi: Girl, do not use the hot tub. There was a looney toon here earlier. You have been warned.

Out by the street, there was a commotion.

Angela Pleasant: Hey, Randy! Randy, look over here! RANDY!
Ciara Sterling: Geez, could you please get out of my way? I do not want to be associated with this sideshow.
Mele Kahananui: Oh dear, someone is calling me. How do I answer this phone? *taps phone* Hello? *looks at phone* HELLO… It’s not working.
Angela Pleasant: *shrieks* RANDY!!!!

Angela Pleasant: RANDY! Please look over here. RANDY! PLEASE!
Becca Clarke and Randy: *look at Angela*
Anglea Pleasant: OH, oh. YES! Hi, Randy! Hiiiiii.
Becca Clarke: Is this the looney toon from earlier?
Randy: Uhh, nope.

Randy had Becca wait inside while he tried to get the crazy off his lawn.

Angela Pleasant: Randy, look! It’s me, Angela. Look! I’m pregnant, Randy! I’m not cosplaying. It’s for real. The baby is yours, Randy!
Ciara Sterling: Lady, if you don’t move right now I will do a murder.
Mele Kahananui: I just can’t get my phone call to work.
Randy: That’s nice, doll. Why don’t you go home and have a nap.
Angela Pleasant: Yeah, good idea! I’ll go home and nap. I LOVE YOU! See you tomorrow!

Angela’s sister, Lilith Pleasant, had her baby while Angela was scattering her marbles all over Oasis Springs.

Once Randy got Angela to leave he and Becca continued on like nothing happened.

Becca Clarke: This bed is so bouncy!
Randy: It’s got just the right amount of bounce. I tested about 50 mattresses before I decided on this one.

Becca Clarke had to get to class. On her way out the door, Randy invited L. Faba over.

Randy was exhausted from the earlier drama with Nina Caliente and Angela Pleasant, so he and L. Faba got right to it.

Catarina Lynx was Randy’s next visitor.

Catarina Lynx: *purrs* Meow, Randy.
Randy: How about the Love Tub today?
Catarina Lynx: *purrs with approval*

Catarina Lynx: You want me to climb you like a kitty condo? Mee-ow!

As Catarina Lynx left Randy’s house feeling like the cat that got the cream, Lilith Pleasant was arriving.

Lilith found Randy in the bathroom and attacked him. What is going on with the ladies this week? Not that Randy mined at all. She wasn’t screaming about having his baby out on the lawn.

When Lilith left Randy invited Kaori Nishidake over. She lived with her grandparents in Mt. Komorebi before they died. Now she had seven open spaces in her very lonely home. A home Randy hopes to fill it with baby smiles and giggles.

Randy: Are you ready to tango, doll?
Kaori: Oh no, I don’t know how to dance.
Randy: That’s okay, doll. Let The Randy Man teach you.

Randy turned around and laid a kiss on her. Not quite the dictionary definition of dancing.

Saturday

Kaori Nishidake ended up spending the night with Randy. She had no one waiting at home for her anyway.

Early Saturday morning Zoe Patel gave birth to Terra.

A fire broke out on Randy’s porch.

Kaori Nishidake: Randy, there’s a fire!
Randy: I see it, doll.

Kaori Nishidake: Fire, Randy!
Randy: Working on it!

I have no idea how the fire started, but it destroyed all of the plants everyone complains about when they visit. Could it have been the incense burner or foul play?

After the fire, Kaori understandably wanted to go home to her boring yet safe life.

Once socially acceptable, Randy invited Anaya Jang over for some fun. Anaya has two daughters and a husband that has one foot in the grave.

Anaya Jang: My husband is old and naps all the time. I’m desperate to feel like a woman.
Randy: Have no fear, The Randy Man has you covered.

Anaya Jang left singing “Man, I Feel Like a Woman” and Randy invited Cassandra Goth over because she was still having trouble getting pregnant!

Cassandra Goth: This is the one, right? This one is going to take?
Randy: This is the one. Let’s do it!

It wasn’t.

Zoe Patel came over after her shift at the Food Stand.

Randy: Ok, if you want to shower off the day’s dust then I get to join you.
Zoe Patel: SIGH! Fine.

Zoe and Randy actually have a terrible relationship, it’s red. They are full flirty-bar though, it’s a love/hate relationship. I’m sure this changes with Growing Together, but I have played many weeks ahead hoping to get through this challenge before the expansion pack was released. Spoiler, I didn’t, Randy is still alive. He might be immortal.

Randy: Quickly, let’s get inside.
Morgan Fyres: But, Randy, I just got here. Can’t you say hello first?

Randy was freaking out because he spotted Angela Pleasant in the distance and did not want a repeat of yesterday.

Randy was able to iron over his faux pas with Morgan by offering her some of his “special” heart cookies. I don’t know what they are laced with, but the ladies get super flirty when they eat them.

Seema Raghaven was Randy’s last visitor of the week.

Seema Raghaven: Randy, the blues on our shirts match.
Randy: Oh yeah? I bet they would look good together on my bedroom floor.

I guess Seema thought so too.

The last baby of the week was born to Bella Goth, Nevaeh Goth baby number 29!

This week a total of 29 children were born; making the grand total 91 children!

Week 5: Sludge Machine

Welcome back! At the end of the last update, Randy had a total of 43 children. We are quickly reaching the point where the whole town will be related.

Sunday

The first baby of the week was born to Emilia Ernest. Josh, a beautiful baby boy.

By now you should be able to guess what happened next. Before he even hung up the phone Emilia was there.

Randy: That was fast.
Emilia Ernest: I’m a spell caster. I can fly. Now turn around, I heard you’ve been a bad boy.

Looks like I missed the birth of Grace Anansi’s baby.

And a third baby was born to Nina Caliente! Week 5 is off to a glorious start.

Hilary Laurent showed up in Oasis Springs for a casual mid-day desert walk. Totally normal.

Hilary Laurent: Hello Randy. I was not expecting to see you here.
Randy Johnson: I live here, doll.

Randy talked her into going to his place to get out of the heat and into a steamy shower.

Hilary Laurent: *terrible acting* Oh, I had no idea this was going to happen. I’m so surprised.

Seema Raghaven came over, rocking those Dahmer glasses, gloves, and short-sleeved sweatshirt.

Randy: You must be hot in that sweatshirt.
Seema Raghaven: Do you have any suggestions?

As a matter of fact, he did.

Catarina Lynx came over because Randy just can’t let that go.

Catarina Lynx: Meow. *scratches at Randy* You need to take this off. Meeeeoooow…

Catarina Lynx: Meow… Randy, this reminds me of when I bathe my cats.
Randy: …

Oh no, that is 1000% wrong.

When he felt that tingle Randy ran out the door to meet Morgan Fyres.

Randy: Well hellooooo. Please allow me to introduce myself, I’m Randy Johnson. I’m new in town and I’m here to serve.
Morgan Fyres: Oh okay. Well… I have to go now. Bye.
Randy: Bye, doll. I’ll call you!

Unfortunately, she had to leave. Don’t worry, Randy definitely has plans to contact her again. He knows her mom after all.

Monday

Look at that disgusting sludge machine. Hiddious.

Hot Tub: *bubbles sadly*

I had Randy get right on repairing that as soon as he woke up. What would he do without his Love Tub?

Outside Randy’s daughter, Dahlia Prescott plays in the street. Her mother works at the school, you would think on a Monday that’s where Dahlia would be.

Dahlia Prescott: Come at me, cars. I AM INVINCIBLE!!!

Alice Martin came over for a tea-time chat, which looks to be totally PG. I also can not help but notice how incredibly large her head is for her body. Not quite like a bobblehead, but maybe like a Pez dispenser?

Randy: something, something… handcuffs…
Alice Martin: But are they fluffy?

In the end, they made their way to the magician’s box. I barely got this photo in time, she was super aggressive. Randy had no chance.

Randy: Whoa, doll. We can take our time.
Alice Martin: Don’t play games with me, Randy. I know your reputation.

Meanwhile, Eliza Pancakes showed up. Eliza lives in Willow Springs with her husband, Bob. She desperately wants a child but has not been able to get pregnant yet.

Eliza Pancakes: *huge sniff* It smells so good in here. RANDY, I’M HEEEEERRREEEE!
Randy: I’m in the shower. *loud bangs*

Necessary walls down shot.

Eliza Pancakes: RANDY, ARE YOU OKAY IN THERE? IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU’RE FIGHTING A BEAR!
Randy: *banging gets louder*
Eliza Pancakes: Maybe he needs some help.

Eliza Pancakes: *panting* Randy, I thought you were in trouble. I rushed right in here to help.
Randy: No trouble at all, doll. I was just saying goodbye to my friend here.
Alice Martin: Bye, Randy. Call me.
Randy: *to Alice*I’ll call you next week, doll. *to Eliza* Have I shown you my tiny bow?

They made their way to the kitchen where Randy pulled out his tiny bow.

Randy: This is my tiny bow. *ping*
Eliza Pancakes: Awe, your tiny bow is so cute. *immediately becomes romantically possessed*

Eliza Pancakes: Are you sure the magic box will help me have a baby?
Randy: I’m positive, doll.

Mission: Accomplished.

She walked home in the towel.

Eliza Pancakes: No that I’m pregnant my old clothes don’t fit anymore.

Tuesday

When I checked the family tree on Tuesday I noticed three new babies. Shayna Ojo.

And twins, Barabara and Tre Clarke.

Something tells me that Becca Clarke and her friend, Julia Wright are unprepared for parenthood.

Randy got on the horn and invited Miko Ojo over.

And then Becca Clarke.

While Randy was busy entertaining his guests I zoomed around town and noticed two of his children skipping school. This is Janae Fyres and in the background on the right is his son.

Erik Akiyama.

As soon as Randy and Becca Clarke’s visit was finished he felt that tingle. He ran out the door and down the road to Becca Clarke’s roommate, Julia Wright.

Randy: Well, hellooo… Please allow me to introduce myself, I’m Randy Johnson. I’m new in town and I’m here to serve.
Julia Wright: Is this dude for real? You have no pants on.

She left him there. Lesson learned, wear clothing next time.

Zoe Patel had her baby, Marilyn. Baby number seven this week.

This is sad. Ciara Sterling was spotted pregnant and napping on a city bench. Maybe I should move her into a home.

That evening Randy invited Morgan Fyres over for some heart-shaped cookies. Incense was burning to set the mood; he may have shown her his tiny bow too.

One thing led to another and somehow there were in the Love Tub.

Mila Munch had her bundle of joy and named him Bradford.

Wednesday

First thing Wednesday morning two babies were born.

Mei Prescott had a baby boy, Joaquin.

Nalani Mahi’ai had a baby girl, Raelynn.

Remembering that her baby had been born, Randy invited Grace Anansi over.

Grace Anansi: Randy, I am so glad you called.
Randy: Shall we head inside?

Grace wanted to tell Randy all about their son, Anderson. But Randy had no time for idle chit-chat. He has babies to make and not enough time in the day.

Randy: Shhhhh, don’t kill the mood.

Randy felt that tingle. He rushed out of bed and down the street to meet Eloise Hiddlestix, the thrift shop owner.

Randy: Well, helloooo… Please allow me to introduce myself, I’m Randy Johnson. I’m new in town and I’m here to serve.
Eloise Hiddlestix: Hold on there, buddy. I’m not interested in your kind.
Randy: Oh…

I felt crushing disappointment here. I wanted to see what their children would look like.

On his short walk home, Randy passed two of his children.

His daughter Jill Landgraab. It is entirely possible Jill was sent here by Nancy to spy on Randy. She could be texting her mother about Randy’s crash and burn with Eloise Hiddlestix.

And his son, Freddie Ojo. Randy doesn’t know or care why he’s sad. I don’t even think Randy noticed at all.

Once Randy noticed Moira Fyres he only had one goal in mind.

Randy: Hey, doll, shall we go to my place?
Moira Fyres: Oh, yes, I would really like that.

Randy was only too willing to serve.

Nancy Landgraab has graced us with her presence.

Nancy Landgraab: *chanting* Open your door. Open your door. Open your door.

Down the street, Collin Landgraab is waiting for his mother.

Collin Landgraab: I thought she just had to tie her shoe.

She walked back and forth in front of Randy’s house a few times before deciding to leave.

Nancy Landgraab: Look out your window. Watch me walk away. I’ll be back tomorrow.

Alice Martin is sporting a new baby bump!

Back at the Love Shack, L. Faba is spending some QT with Randy.

L. Faba: OMG, Randy, I heard something crack!

Which lead to time in the Love Tub.

Ciara Sterling came by, then left to have her baby.

A girl named Jane.

Becca Clarke passed by on her “way to school.”

Becca Clarke: Just adding an extra hour to my walk to school. Gotta get my steps in.

Randy tingled his way to two very fine ladies, Bella Goth and Summer Holiday.

Randy: Well, hellooo… Please allow me to introduce-
Bella Goth: Oh, I know who you are already, sugar.
Randy: -myself, I am Randy Johnson. I am new in town and I am here to serve.
Summer Holiday: Didn’t you move here last year? Can you still be “new” if you’ve lived here for a year?

Randy decided to invite Summer in to show her his tiny bow.

Randy: *ping*
Summer Holiday: *coughing* I think I swallowed it. *chokes*

Randy tried to help by performing his own version of mouth-to-mouth.

Randy: Hold still, doll.
Summer Holiday: OMG, It worked.

By the time all the drama was over Summer was exhausted and needed a nap. Randy joined her, of course.

During nap time, Randy’s children, London Bjergsen and Micheal Sterling, showed up.

Then I saw this sad potato. (Food pun! wrong blog, but I’m leaving it!) With that sense of style, I thought for sure this child is another of Ciara Sterling’s. But no, this is Seema Raghaven’s daughter, Nicole. Still make sense why she chooses the clothing she does.

When I scrolled back to the Love Shack Bella Goth was creeping on nap time.

Bella Goth: *walks into Randy’s bedroom like she owns it*

Bella Goth: OH NO RANDY!

Bella Goth: HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!

Bella decided to run into the other room to wait for Randy before her eyeballs could melt out of her face. It wasn’t a long wait.

Randy: *whistling*

Bella must have been intrigued because it didn’t take too much effort before Randy stole a kiss.

Bella Goth: Let’s go to the bedroom.
Randy: The bedroom needs to air out, doll. Let me show you my magic box.

Before Randy could even get into a towel Bella was shoving him into the shower.

Randy: Whoa, doll, let me get the door open first.

I checked out the family trees to see what houses could have room for more babies when I saw that the Munch home has lost a family member. Sadly, Wolfgang died by drowning. Randy should invite Mila over to console her.

Angela Pleasant, a university student, came by. Apparently, she heard Randy was offering up his services.

Angela Pleasant: Thank you, I really needed this.

Angela is a college student. She lives with her sister Lilith on campus. They have room for six babies in their house. Also, Randy would really like to meet Angela’s sister.

Emilia Ernest had another baby, Irene. Baby number 12!

In the time it took for Emilia Ernest to give birth to her baby, Randy and Angela were in the bathroom.

Holden Munch is sad, but I think we know why. Don’t worry Holden, you will have a new baby brother or sister to fill that empty space sooner than you think.

Wow, look at that belly. Do you think Catarina Lynx is hiding cats in there? I hope her children get cat names like Tom or Leo.

Steer clear of Joslyn Price in a dark alley. That is some intense stink-face.

Joslyn Price: I hate the desert, it’s so dirty. There is dirt everywhere.

Hilary Laurent had a baby boy named Prince. I hope he becomes a musician!

Ciara Sterling stopped by to say hello. She left with a goodbye gift.

Catarina had a baby named Armando! I am not kidding when I say I hooting with laughter at this. When my husband and I had just moved to California we cat-sat for someone whose cat was named Armando. The cat’s name should have been Lucifer. He was a straight-up demon. Anyway, this gives me hope for Catarina’s children having cat names.

Thursday night Randy made a house call to the Munch residence. Randy was able to help her forget her worries for a minute or two.

He snuck out while she was sleeping. She didn’t sleep long though. In that house, they have to sleep in shifts because there aren’t enough beds. Before he left, Randy cooked them a meal and left it on the counter.

Poor Mila, her house is chaos.

Mila Munch: Oh no. What if I’m pregnant again?

Randy went home and slept like a baby.

Friday

Friday must have been a school holiday or something because that morning it seemed like all of Randy’s children were going to walk passed his house.

First, there was Jill Landgraab, of course. Her mother has her doing a very important task.

Caiden Caliente was next, this is one of Dina Caliente’s children. He looks a little drowsy.

Caiden Caliente: I stayed up too late playing with my Food Legacy action figures.

This young man is not Michael Sterling like I originally thought. Look at those clothes! This is Deon Feng, the baby that killed Lily Feng. He and Michael must spend a lot of time together.

And this is Sara Acharya. Interesting hair color.

Here is Dayton Caliente, he belongs to Nina Caliente.

Every day outside Randy’s house is like a family reunion.

Randy wasted no time getting on with his day. He called Alex Moyer and she was in his bathroom before he could light the incense.

Alex Moyer: It’s been so long. I thought you would never call.
Randy: It’s been about a week. I gotta make time for everyone.

After Alex left, Randy called Aaradhya Acharya over for the fun times. Summer Holiday invited herself to the party. All she did was complain.

Summer Holiday: …And I said, ” No Liberty, you can’t feel the baby yet, it’s not big enough…” Gah, some people.
Aaradhya Acharya: Shall we?
Randy: Yes, we shall.

They left Summer to her complaining for some good, clean fun.

Summer Holiday: *speaks loudly* And so I told her that if she wants to hold a baby so bad, maybe she should go have one herself.
Aaradhya Acharya: *ignores Summer*
Randy: *files away knowledge about Summer’s roommate, Liberty*

Randy invited Ava Harjo over because it was “her turn.” When he stepped outside his house it was like stepping into a baby mama convention!

Ava forgot why she was there and started showing off pictures of her kids. The mood was getting murdered as he watched!

Angela Pleasant: What a sweetheart. You have beautiful children.
Ava Harjo: Thank you. Is this your first?
Randy: Ahem.

Alice Martin showed up.

Alice Martin: Sorry I’m late, I had trouble getting my shoes on. I haven’t seen my feet in weeks.

Then Alex Moyer joined the gathering and Randy decided to pull out his tiny bow.

Randy: *ping*
Ava Harjo: *sigh*

Randy finally got Ava into his house, but Alex Moyer followed them. With those Dahmer glasses, she wears this is a very scary picture. Lock the doors, call the police scary.

Ava Harjo: Randy, I have missed you.
Alex Moyer: *menacing stare*
Randy: Yeah, doll, I’ve missed you too.
Alex Moyer: *menacing stare*

Alice Martin had twins out on the front lawn! Lacie and Sierra babies 15 and 16 this week.

Randy: Ready, doll?
Ava Harjo: Um, shouldn’t you get rid of the trash first?
Alex Moyer: *is crushed*

Ouch, those are nasty words from Ava.

And that is when I discovered Alex wasn’t the only one that snuck into Randy’s house. Angela Pleasant was helping herself to his food. Looks like the Love Tub is a no-go.

The bathroom it is.

Meanwhile, outside there was a weird New Year’s sidewalk parade happening.

Saturday

The next morning Ava was feeling the familiar feels of morning sickness.

Ava Harjo: Oh no, what have I done?

Once Ava was shoed out the door Randy called Emilia Ernest.

She met Randy in his bedroom.

Emilia Ernest: Stop wasting time and get on the bed, Randy.

Do you think she’s this bossy with her fiancé, or is Randy just special?

The pirate, Mary Read, came to Oasis Springs. Not entirely sure where she docked her ship.

Angela Pleasant stopped by unannounced. These things always go well.

Randy really needs to get a deadbolt for the door, this happens far too often.

Emilia Ernest: Randy, you will not get out of this bed until I am finished with you.
Randy: But I’m tired.
Emilia Ernest: What have I told you about complaining, Randy?
Randy: *mumbles*
Bed: *smoking*

Emilia Ernest: If I want to keep you here all day, I will keep you here all day. Do you hear me?
Randy: Yes, ma’am.
Emilia Ernest: Good boy. Now tell me who your mistress is…

That was all Angela needed to hear. She thought it better to come back later.

Grace Anansi Looks like she’s about to have her baby.

After he recovered from Emilia Ernest’s visit, Randy called Kalamainu’u Iona.

As Kalamainu’u Inoa was leaving Mei Prescott was arriving.

Mei Prescott: *baby voice* WANDY, I’M COMING!

Mei Prescott: *baby voice* Oh Wandy, you are so funny!

Jill Landgraab came by dressed in disguise.

Dallas Lewis stopped by, she is the daughter of Alice Kim-Lewis and Eric Lewis. Right now she is much too young for Randy, but he got her phone number anyway. It’s not weird.

Mei Prescott: Hey girl.
Eliza Pancakes: Heyyy.

Eliza and Randy got right down to business.

Randy: I have something to show you under here.
Eliza Pancakes: What could possibly be under here?
Bed: *cringes*

Miko Ojo gave Randy another child, a girl named Taryn.

Clara Bjergsen stopped by for a quick shower. You know, to wash off that desert dust. Randy is very accommodating.

Miko Ojo stopped by for a quick roll in the sack.

Alice Martin brought her giant head to Randy’s next.

Becca Clarke had a girl named Amy.

Alice and Randy had some quick Love Tubbin’ time.

Then Alice was out the door without her clothes and Becca Clarke was on her way over.

Alice Martin: It’s not “The Walk of Shame” it’s “The Walk of Fame.”

Becca Clarke and Randy had a sleepover to end the week.

A total of 19 babies were born this week which gives us a grand total of 62 babies! Randy is slowly reaching that 255 children goal.

Week 4: Donkey Kong

Welcome back to my Family Man Challenge! By the end of last week, Randy had a total of 28 children by 15 different mothers. The man is on a roll and super disgusting. I’m not going to list all of his children’s names anymore, that is a habit I will regret. And speaking of regrets, I have decided to update the family tree pages at the end of the challenge. Creating each tree is a lot of work and as they increase I just don’t have the time to commit to making them. I will continue to upload pictures to the single tree I have on Family Echo.

Sunday

The first baby of the week was born to Jenna Akimara. Welcome baby Gil! I feel like the first baby of the week should get a certificate or something.

Not long after Zoe Patel had her baby, Weston. Sorry, no certificates for seconds.

Randy immediately invited Zoe over. Excited, he rushed outside to greet her.

And straight into the Magic Box they went.

Randy: Abracadabra!

Then it was Jenna Akiyama’s turn again, but I forgot to get pictures. They both had a good time, then she went home to her husband and children.

Baby bump spotted in the wild: Ciara Sterling is with child! I wonder if she will pass her fashion sense on to her children.

A very pregnant Mila Munch and a possibly pregnant Zoey Patel. I wonder if they know their children will be siblings.

What time is it? Time for Nancy Landgraab’s daily jog/walk passed Randy’s house. She is so thirsty.

Nancy Landgraab: *panting* Look out your window. Look out your window.

Inside Randy was entertaining a lady-friend, Clara Bjergsen. As you can see he doesn’t really bother with clothes anymore, not unless he needs to.

Randy: You don’t mind do you? I need to fuel up; I’ve burned a lot of calories today.

Clara Bjersen: *stares at Randy’s chest* Nope.

Randy didn’t have to work too hard to get Clara into the bathroom to see his magic box. She attacked him before the door closed behind them. Then he busted out in hives! He hit the special sauce after the magic show and those hives cleared right up.

Aaradhya Acharya looks like she’s delivering a pizza ball. and that is Ava Harjo on the porch looking for Randy.

Aaradhya Acharya: I wonder if he will call me.

Don’t hold your breath, Aaradhya. Randy is a busy, busy man. He’ll make time for you once that baby hotel has a vacancy.

Ava Harjo: Randy, Hiiiiiiiii. Oh, were you in the hot tub? Would you like company?

Randy: *awkward* Uhhhh, Randy’s gotta catch 40, doll. Could you scoot along? Got a big day tomorrow. Thanks.

Ava Harjo: Oh, yeah, of course. Call me!

Monday

While Randy got his beauty sleep Aaradhya Acharya delivered that pizza ball, a girl named Sara.

Zoe Patel has a baby on board!

Who dis? Dina Caliente? I think this is Dina. Let’s say it is. I wasn’t taking good notes at this point and I didn’t get a before or after shot of his lady visitor.

Then Nina Caliente came over and they got it on like Donkey Kong.

Randy: You ready to monkey around?

Nina Caliente: Sweetheart, I was born ready.

Bed: *groans in protest*

Adulthood came upon Randy like a swift ninja strike because I wasn’t paying attention.

Randy decided to invite Katrina Caliente over for birthday celebrations.

Randy “visited” with each of the Caliente women. Who could ask for a better birthday?

Tuesday

Belated birthday gift? L. Faba had a baby girl, Dominique.

Randy invited her right over. It seems she was not very happy with the state of the weather. Maybe a spell has gone wrong? It took some coaxing to get her to put down that umbrella.

Randy: You can put that thing down and we can go inside.

L. Faba: I can not make the rain stop, Randy. I have tried. It will not stop!

Randy invited her into the bedroom where they made their own magic. (So cheesy.)

Seema Raghaven came over. She looks like she might enjoy the same fashion magazine Ciara Sterling reads.

Wham, bam, thank you, ma’am.

Randy had to make this a quick visit because he was feeling that tingle. There was a lady nearby whom he had not met before.

After the introductions, you know the whole, “I’m new in town and here to serve,” thing; Randy invited her inside. Meet Emilia Ernest. She’s a spellcaster living in Glimmerbrook with her fiancé, Darrel Charm, and his family. She has room for 4 babies in her house. Engaged or not, Emilia forgot everything with one “thwang” of Randy’s bow. She was putty in his hands.

Randy: Have you seen my tiny golden bow?

Emilia Ernest: Oh, I love your tiny golden bow!

They slow-danced to generic romance music in his living room.

Then Emilia and Randy went to the magic box where Emilia showed him her magic.

Randy: Abrah…

Emilia: Shut up, Randy. I’m driving this train.

Outside, a very young, very teenage, Evie Delgato walked by Randy’s house. Randy tingled, but could not extract himself from his Emilia Ernest situation in time to meet the new lady. Next time, Evie, next time.

Wednesday

Early Wednesday morning baby Odin Moyer was born. I hope he has both eyes.

Another day, another tingle. Randy was out the door like he was on fire. He missed one lady and would not miss a second. Meet Grace Anansi, she’s a spellcaster and lives in Glimmerbrook with her roommate, Tomax Collette. She has room for six babies in her house. Behind Grace is Darrel Charm, Emilia Ernest’s fiancé. I wonder how those wedding plans are coming along.

Randy: Are you wearing space-pants?
Grace Anansi: Oh my gah! Teehee, are you really using that line on me?
Randy: Please allow me to introduce myself. I’m Randy Johnson, I’m new in town and I’m here to serve.
Darrel Charm: *listens and learns*

Randy talked Grace Anansi into joining him in his bathroom to see a mysterious plant he found. She was very excited about identifying this plant for Randy.

Grace Anansi: I can tell you what that plant is!

But that Randy, he already knew what plant that was and stealthy nabbed a kiss.

It didn’t end there, oh no. Time for the magic show.

Outside, Nina Caliente dressed up for Christmas. Shouldn’t she have a baby bump by now? That needs to be fixed pronto!

As soon as the magic show was over, Randy dashed out the door leaving Grace Anansi to fumble out of the shower on her own.

Randy: Merry Christmas, doll. *muah*

Nina Caliente: Do youhave a present for me?

Randy: Sure do. Follow me.

This is Megumi Ito, she lives in Mt. Komorebi with her family. Randy tried to meet her, but she walked right by him. Looks like we may have missed our opportunity because it seems she is doing a Back to the Future disappearing act.

Goodbye, Megumi. I wish you could have had one of Randy’s children.

Now, back to Nina Caliente, who seems to be fish-mouthing the air.

Randy: A little to your left.

While Randy and Nina were busy. Mila had a baby.

And soon after Kalamainu’u also had a baby. For those counthing that’s seven babies so far this week!

Randy ended Wednesday with a visit from Alex Moyer.

Thursaday

As Randy slept in the wee hours of Thursday morning Nalani Mahi’ai gave him a baby boy, Anthony.

As soon as it is socially acceptable Randy is on the phone inviting friends over to his place. Here we have Miko Ojo and Randy in the Love Tub.

Randy’s daughter, Joslyn Price, was spotted with a serious case of Stink Face. Hasn’t her mother ever told her that her face could freeze like that?

Zoe Patel gave Randy another child, a girl named Tatiana.

I missed the phone call for the birth of Jenna Aikiyama’s son Gordon. Maybe he will grow up to be a world-famous chef that yells profanities.

Clara Bjergsen gave Randy a daughter, Paula. That’s baby number 11 this week!

As Miko left his house, two of his other baby mamas appeared. You would think he would take the easy opportunity to entertain one of these ladies here, but Randy had invited a special guest over for a sleepover.

Miko Ojo: Excuse me… Pardon me… Could I just get passed you; you’re blocking the sidewalk and it’s a little cold out here.

Becca Clarke is a student at Britechester University, she lives in the dorms with her best friend Julia Wright. They have room for six babies in their household. Randy assumes living in a dorm means you would get a lot of help raising your babies. Randy chooses to look at the world through rose-colored glasses. He’s also mentioned to Becca that he would love to meet her roommate.

Becca Clarke: These cookies are so good. Oddly addictive.
Randy: Thanks, doll. you should try my tea next time.

Not long after ingesting her cookie Becca was ready for their sleepover to finally get underway.

Friday

Friday morning after Becca Clarke was escorted out Zoe Patel came over for some bedtime fun.

Zoe Patel: I feel like I was here just a few days ago.
Randy: Four days ago. We do what we do.

A quick zoom around town shows us that Emilia Ernest is sporting a baby bump. She’s also still engaged to Darrel, maybe he thinks the baby is his. We all know the truth though.

Mila Munch was next on the schedule. I’m not sure if she is the one that knocked over the trash can or if it was Zoe Patel; either way, that was rude! But Randy has no time to fix that mess right now.

Randy: A one-piece, Mila? Those are more challenging, but I like a good challenge.

Dina Caliente’s birthday celebration with Randy resulted in the birth of a baby girl, Tara.

Shift-change! Mila Munch and Mei Prescott passed each other as Mila left with a skip in her step.

Mila Munch: Have a great time, girl!
Mei Prescott: *cringe* Is that the mother of one of my students?

Don’t be ashamed of hanging out with Randy, Mei, everyone is doing it.

Her embarrassment didn’t last long.

Mei: *baby voice* Waaaaandy, why haven’t you called me?
Randy: Shhh, we have more important things to do.

Mei Prescott left and Randy had time to squeeze one more in.

Nalani Mahi’ai: Randy, I’m so happy you called.
Randy: I hear that a lot.

Randy: Last one in is a rotten egg.
Nalani Mahi’ai: Hey, you’re cheating.
Randy: All’s fair in love and war, doll.

Randy has so many girlfriends at this point that he can’t keep them all straight. So instead of confusing someone’s name he just calls everyone “doll,” like some guy from the 1940s.

Saturday

Another Caliente baby! Shouldn’t Nina have had one by now too?

To celebrate the birth of his newest daughter, Randy invited Ciara Sterling over.

While they were busy I zoomed around town and saw this little fellow. This is Michael Sterling, Ciara and Randy’s son. I am not sure where that skin tone comes from. He definitely has his mother’s fashion sense.

Yasemin Tinker walked by the house alerting Randy with a tingle. He invited her in and spent way too much time trying to get her into the shower. He even made her a drink! It was not happening, she was not interested in Randy at all.

Yasemin Tinker: I think I should get back home to my wife now, but thanks for the drink.
Randy: But…the magic…in the box…

Clearly, Randy is not used to being rejected.

Missed the birth of Kian Faba thanks to Randy’s difficulty with Yasemin.

Rejection is never easy, so to ease his feelings Randy invited Aaradhya Acharya over. She helped him forget his troubles for a few minutes at least.

And that’s the end of week 4. Let’s take stock of the children. This week a total of 15 children were born making the grand total 43 children with 20 different mothers.

Side Note: While I was writing this I was listening to Dave Grohl’s memoir, Storyteller: Tales of Life and Music. He narrates it himself. 10 out of 10 would recommend. I found it available on Libby and Hoopla through my library.