Welcome back to week 6 of my Family Man Challenge. Last week ended with a total of 62 children. Let’s see if Randy can increase that number.
Sunday
In the early morning hours of Sunday, Becca Clarke got out of bed and watched Randy sleep, until it dawned on her that she was probably pregnant again and why can’t she tell that man no?
Morgan Fyres had the first baby of the week! A beautiful baby boy, Patrick. Kind of a classic name for an Irish family, wouldn’t you say?
Nalani Mahi’ai came over and Randy swept her off her feet.
Nalani Mahi’ai: Oh geez, don’t drop me!
Randy: Don’t worry, doll. I haven’t dropped anyone yet.
Randy constantly reminds the ladies that they are not “his one and only.”
That being said absolutely no one seems to mind.
Randy: Hurry, before the magic is gone.
Nalani Mahi’ai: Why would the magic disappear?
Outside Summer Holiday is dreaming up Food Legacy names for her unborn baby. Wrong challenge, Summer.
Summer Holiday: What about Cupcake? Is that too much? Should I just use it as a nickname?
Randy went out to check his mail and who should be on his porch? Hilary Laurent.
Hilary Laurent: *grins* Is it okay that I just stopped by?
Randy: Doll, that’s more than okay.
Right to the bedroom they go.
Hilary Laurent: My husband recently became an elder. This is his nap time.
Randy: Nap time works for me. Anytime works for me.
Randy’s daughter, Nicole Raghaven, has nothing better to do on a Sunday afternoon. Just a child walking around the desert alone. What could go wrong?
Catarina Lynx came over and Randy had to hold her hands to keep her from scratching at him.
Randy: How about we don’t scratch today. Randy got a skin infection last time.
Catarina Lynx: *purrs* Whatever you say, Randy. Meeeoooowww.
The things he does in the name of his competition with his half-brother.
If Randy wants to avoid getting an infection, I’m pretty sure he should also avoid the Love Tub. We’ve all seen what goes on in there.
Spotted a pregnant Emilia Ernest, waiting for a bus? She was just sitting there staring.
At first, I thought this was Randy’s daughter Jill Langraab spying on him again. But this is London Bjergsen, Randy’s daughter with Clara Bjergsen.
Christina Price looks like she is picking out her own clothes now.
As Catarina Lynx left I spied a very sad Morgan Fyres. At first, I thought her father had died and freed up a slot, but he just became an elder.
Catarina Lynx: *continuous purring*
Randy decided to cheer Morgan up with some special one on one time.
Randy: Hey, doll. Let’s put a smile on that face.
Bella Goth is looking very round!
Randy has two sons named Armando; this one is Dina Caliente’s son. Paulo Rocca is rocking some really nice earrings.
While Randy was “visiting” with Mrogan her mother had another child, a boy named Pace. Something about that seems super gross.
Seema Raghaven looks like she has those glasses in multiple colors. The girl is not afraid to commit to a look.
Seema Raghaven: Thanks for inviting me over, Randy. I wanted you to see my new glasses.
Randy: Uh, nice. Are you going to wear them in the shower?
Randy has no time for idle chit-chat! The man barely sleeps.
Turns out she did take them off.
Seema left Randy’s house and Moira rushed right over.
Moira Fyres: Hey, girl. Nice glasses.
Seema Raghaven: Awe, thanks for noticing.
Better make this special. This could be Moira’s last baby until Dominick dies.
Randy: Let’s wrap this up. Night’s coming and if I do this right I can have one more visitor tonight.
Special yet quick.
Aaradhya Acharya is overdressed for a nighttime walk in the desert. Maybe she is celebrating her baby bump.
Randy called Grace Anansi and she hustled herself right over.
Randy: Oh, you’re here already.
Grace Anansi: Yes, Randy, I do not like to waste time.
They got right down to the business at hand.
Just before midnight, L. Faba had a girl named Lizette.
Monday
In the early morning hours, Randy called L. Faba three times before she woke up. He was a little impatient to get his day started.
She made the bed disappear. It made for a fun time.
L. Faba: Oh, oops. Sorry, Randy, I just got excited.
Randy: It’s so weird. I can feel the bed, I just can see it.
Alex Moyer’s son, Odin (he does have two fully functioning eyes) was seen speaking to Darrel Charm. Darrel is seen regularly around Randy’s house since Emilia started having Randy’s children. Should I be concerned? Maybe he’s just fascinated by Randy.
L. Faba left after restoring the bed and as the sun was rising Lilith Pleasant made her way to Randy’s door. Why is there a glass of water on the porch?
Lilith Pleasant: Hey L.!
L. Faba: Hey Lil, are we still having lunch today?
Lilith Pleasant: Absolutely!
Randy: *turns on the charm* Hello, Lilith, your sister gave me your number. Please allow me to introduce myself…
Lilith Pleasant: Ohhhhh.
One thing led to another and the next thing you know Randy and Lilith are in the Love Tub
Summer Holiday had a set of twin boys! I love it when multiples are born. If you’re keeping track Nathan and Johan are babies 5 and 6 this week.
Mila Much looks like she is about to burst! Behind her, Ciara Sterling has a baby on board too.
Katrina Caliente had been angry with Randy ever since he flirted with her daughters while she was near. He could not talk her into Love Tub time, or time anywhere else.
Katrina Caliente: No, I do not want to soak in the Love Tub, Randy.
Randy: OK, doll. It doesn’t have to be the Love Tub, how about the magic box?
Katrina Caliente: The answer is still no. Are you going to feed me something or not?
The heart cookies didn’t work either. She still has a couple open spaces in her house.
Bella Goth had Orson, a beautiful baby boy.
This is Randy’s daughter, Erin munch. She is clearly upset about something.
And over in the distance is Nicole Raghaven. Looks like she’s a pretty busy scout now. Look at all those badges.
Katrina left without the promise of another child. It’s disappointing, but Randy doesn’t give up easily. He will try again.
Katrina Caliente: Hug waste of time. He didn’t even make me a grilled cheese.
Even though Cassandra Goth lives across the street getting her over to Randy’s house has been one failure after another. So I sent Randy over to her place for a visit. Apparently, Cassandra can not afford to keep her lights on. Or maybe she doesn’t own any.
Her bed was super uncomfortable.
Randy: I think that’s a spring in my butt.
Cassandra Goth: Sorry about that; this is my parents’ old mattress.
Zoe Patel’s son, Weston, was hanging out in the desert. Maybe it’s take your kid to work day.
Caiden Caliente, Dina’s son, is now a teenager. London Bjersen is there in the background.
Welcome baby Aspen Pleasant! Baby number 8.
Randy picked Zoe Patel up after her shift at the food stand. You can see him on the left in the distance.
Then he walked her all the way back to his house where Eliza Pancakes was waiting.
Eliza Pancakes: Randy, I’m pre-
Randy: Not now, doll. Randy’s got a schedule to keep.
Zoe ended up spending the night. I wonder what happened to her son, Weston?
Zoe Patel: I feel like I forgot something at work.
Randy: Whatever it is, it will be there tomorrow.
Zoe Patel: You are so wise, Randy.
This is Camille Fyres, Randy and Moira Fyres firstborn. She’s interesting. She doesn’t mind showing off all of that chest hair.
I missed the birth of Lucian Sterling. Lucian will always be a vampire name to me. Maybe Ciara Sterling was a fan of The Vampire Diaries.
Tuesday
The next morning Zoe realized she was pregnant with another baby. I wonder how she can afford all of these children with what she makes from the food stand.
Mila Munch’s last baby. Her house is full now unless there is another death in her family before she ages, I just don’t see her having another of Randy’s children. Enjoy your retirement, Mila.
As Bella Goth ran over to Randy’s house I noticed Kalamainu’u Iona looks like she is about to give birth. I’m crossing my fingers for twins.
Kalamainu’u Iona: *watching Bella* I wish I could run again.
Randy greeted Bella like he had been away at war.
They made their way to the Love Tub without saying a word to each other.
Gil Akiyama, one of Randy and Jenna Akiyama’s sons and Emilia Ernest were spotted.
We haven’t seen this shiny face in a few days. Nancy Landgraab finally made an appearance. Surprisingly, she just walked by Randy’s house once.
Nancy Landgraab: Maybe it’s time to play hard-to-get.
Baby number 11 is Allan Moyer! Time to extend an invitation to his mother, Alex.
After Love Tub time, Randy nearly broke his arm inviting his next guest over before Bella was even finished speaking.
Bella Goth: Are you listening to me, Randy?
Randy: Give me a minute, doll. Important phone call. *to the phone* Hey, doll. Do you want to come over?
Bella walked out of Randy’s house with a huge smile on her face.
Summer Holiday: *very firm knocking* Oh gosh, sorry. I didn’t mean to knock on your clavicle.
Bella Goth: *less happy*
Bella just cleared her throat, adjusted her top, and walked away.
Summer Holiday: *dies a little inside*
Cassandra Goth: *crazy stare* I saw you assault my mother.
Summer Holiday: *panics* Save me, Randy. I’m not the fighting kind.
Somehow Randy smoothed things over with Cassandra. Then Summer and Randy made their way to the Love Tub.
Randy: Wanna try something fun?
Summer Holiday: Yes!
Summer Holiday: When you said, “Try something fun.” I did not think this would be it.
Summer Holiday: Actually, I think I have your shorts and you have mine.
Randy: Does that bother you?
Angela Pleasant was Randy’s next guest.
Angela Pleasant: WHOA! That’s a little scary.
Back into his Magician’s Box. Angela was very eager.
The shower broke after the abuse Angela Pleasant and Randy put it through. Hopefully Randy will get a chance to repair it soon.
For anyone interested in doing this challenge, I would suggest getting more woohoo places. You know, to keep it fresh.
Before the night was over, Aaradhya Acharya had a baby boy, Lukas.
Randy ended the day with a sleepover with Ciara Sterling. I forgot to take pictures of her visit.
Wednesday
Wednesday morning Ava Harjo had her baby. Stacey Harjo is baby number 13!
Randy felt that tingle when Siobhan Fyres walked by his house. Justin Delgato was not invited into the conversation. He stayed anyway.
Randy: Well, hellooo. Please allow me to introduce myself, I’m Randy Johnson. I’m new in town and I’m here to serve.
Siobhan Fyres: Hello, I’m Siobhan. I’ve heard so much about you.
Justin Delgato: *wishes for popcorn*
Randy couldn’t seal the deal with an audience so Siobhan went on her way and he called Alex Moyer.
Alex showed up almost like she was standing there the entire time.
Alex Moyer: Hello, Randy.
Randy: Wow, I didn’t realize you would get here so quickly.
Alex Moyer: My kid here so he can play in the street.
The city of Oasis Springs should invest in a playground.
Randy and Alex wasted no time.
Randy: Let’s get this done, shall we?
Alex Moyer: Yes, I have to give my kid a bath.
Sadie Munch looks like she was skipping school
Sadie Munch: *savoring the taste of freedom*
Eliza Pancakes looks is going to have that baby any time now.
Eliza Pancakes: I’ll have a pretzel with everything you have on it.
Food Stand Dude: Uhhh…
Eliza Pancakes: Don’t make this awkward. I am pregnant and hungry. I will cry for food.
When Alex Moyer had to leave Randy invited Aaradhya Acharya to his place.
Ciara Sterling is looking pregnant again.
Three baby mamas in one picture! Ciara Sterling, Aaradhya Acharya, and Ava Harjo. Randy called Ava after he was done entertaining Aaradhya.
Emilia Ernest had a baby girl named Aurora, which seems appropriate for a spell caster. Aurora Ernest is baby number 14. Guess who Randy is calling next.
After a few pleasantries, Ava and Randy got right down to the important stuff.
As Ava was leaving Emilia Ernest was arriving.
Emilia Ernest: YES! It’s my turn!
Ava Harjo: *mutters* This one’s loud.
Emilia Ernest: My fiance gave me Crustaceans, but it’s cleared up now and I am ready to rumble!
Ava Harjo: *sarcasm* Classy.
Emilia Ernest did not like Ava’s implication that she was not a classy lady. I would be nervous if I were Ava, she might find a toad in her bed or some other unpleasantness.
Emilia Ernest: *fumes*
As soon as she saw Randy she forgot all about Ava Harjo.
Emilia Ernest: Take me to the Love Tub.
Kalamainu’u Iona had a baby boy, Nestor.
Emilia Ernest: Kiss my face. I’m in the mood to be cherished. Do not disappoint me, Randy.
Randy: No, ma’am.
Emilia left feeling refreshed but when she saw Siobhan Fyres her attitude changed.
Siobhan Fyres: Hello.
Emilia Ernest: Hmph.
Siobhan Fyres: Rude.
Once inside Siobhan made things rather easy for Randy. He gave her a rose and she was ready for the next step.
They went to the bedroom because the shower is still broken. That will get repaired overnight when Randy can’t have as many visitors.
Eliza Pancakes had her baby, Kala Pancakes.
Siobhan Fyres: Hello, Ms. Prescott.
Mei Prescott: Hello, Siobhan, how is your mother?
An awkward moment here. Siobhan is a former student of Mei’s back when Mei was a teacher.
Mei Prescott: *mutters under her breath*
Clara Bjergsen had two babies! If you’re keeping track Marc and Maximus Bjersen are babies number 17 and 18.
Mei Prescott: *baby voice* Wandy, I’ve weewee missed you. *pouts*
Randy: *shudders* Let’s see what we can do about that then.
Randy: *rushing* Um, let’s do this; I have a 7:00.
Erik Akiyama, the first of Jenna Akiyama and Randy’s sons. And behind him, Mei Prescott is doing the walk of shame.
Mei Prescott: I hope I don’t see any more students.
Baby boy Ojo! Welcome, Matthew Ojo.
Randy invited Katrina over in an attempt to make amends. She walked passed Mei Prescott and this frown magically appeared on her face. It doesn’t look like things are going to go well.
Katrina Caliente: All I want is to find love.
Mei Prescott: *walking that shame walk*
This must be a visual for “fake happy.” There is a smile on her face, but her body language says something else entirely. Katrina is so very tired of Randy’s games. She just can’t do the whole her-kids-are-uncles-and-aunts-to-their-half-siblings-thing.
Before the night was through, Alice Martin gave birth to a bouncing baby boy named Andre.
In the end, Katrina spent the night with Randy, but that was all. It looks like things between them are well and truly over.
Katrina Caliente: *cries in her sleep*
Randy: *snores*
Thursday
Overnight, Becca Clarke had her baby, Malik Clarke.
After Katrina broke things off and left Randy for the last time, he needed a moment to mourn the loss of his soulmate.
Randy: *sobs*
Nancy Landgraab is back on the prowl. That whole play-hard-to-get-thing didn’t last very long.
Nancy Landgraab: Step outside, watch me walk away. *humming “Nothing Compares to You”*
This young one is Tara Caliente, another of Dina’s spawn. It seems Dina prefers free-range parenting.
Kalamainu’u Iona stopped by in her bathing suit. Randy quickly got the hint.
Randy: Shall we head back to the Love Tub?
Kalamainu’u Iona: I thought you’d never ask.
What a liar.
She quickly swapped bathing suits before getting into the Love Tub.
Randy’s family tree is a straight line.
Another aspiration completed!
Nalani Mahi’ai came over and they jumped into the shower.
Look at that baby bump on Ava Harjo.
Alex Moyer is looking very pregnant as well.
Alex Moyer: PRETZELS! Get your pretzels.
Hilary Laurent had a boy named Edgar.
Mei Prescott is thinking about her unborn baby.
Once Nalani left Eliza Pancakes was invited. She came right over.
Randy: Randy’s gotta put a little fuel in the tank first. I’ll be right with you.
Eliza Pancakes: Oh sure, I’ll just stare at this wall here.
Soon Randy was ready to plow some fields.
This is Nalai Mahi’ai’s son, Anthony. He has the biggest head of hair I have ever seen.
Pregnant Ciara Sterling was getting her steps in.
Catarina Lynx birthed a baby boy, Stanley. Stanley is not a cat name, way to kill a dream, Catarina.
Eliza left feeling like a new woman.
Eliza Pancakes: Hello world! I am ready for you.
Miko Ojo: I need some of what she’s had.
Randy: Hey, doll. Randy’s gotta make a pit stop before we get started.
Miko Ojo: Okay, Randy, I” just wait in the other room.
Miko enters the bedroom and before he goes into the bathroom Randy whips out his phone and starts taking pictures! What a sleaze.
Randy: Just gotta get a couple quick shots for the ol’ memory bank.
Once Randy was done with his bathroom business he was ready to continue with the night’s entertainment.
Randy: Ready?
Miko Ojo: Ready! *giggles*
While Randy and Miko were busy Morgan Fyres had a baby boy, Arjun.
Friday
In the early morning hours of Friday, Seema Raghaven had her baby, a boy she named Drake.
Also, I missed the birth of Moira Fyres’s son, Gerard.
This is Luz Prescott, she’s pretty edgy. She’s rocking that mohawk.
As Alice Martin lugged her big head over to Randy’s house Catarina Lynx was walking by.
Catarina Lynx: *purrs* Call me…owwww…
The bed is better neck support so that is where Randy and Alice ended up. I wonder if Alice’s children will have equally large heads.
Randy: You just rest your neck on the pillow.
I spotted Marcel Price, Janae Price’s husband. Who is he trying to fool with that look? Everyone can see that he dyes his facial hair, right?
Marcel Price: *catalog model pose*
The next to spend time with Randy was Grace Anansi.
Randy: *swoop*
Grace Anansi: DEAR PLUMBOB! I’LL PUT A HEX ON YOU!!!
Randy still has not learned not to frighten the spellcasters.
While Grace and Randy were greeting each other Alice had finally gathered enough strength back into her neck to leave the bed.
Grace Anansi and Randy: *gross mouth noises*
Alice Martin: *sigh*
Then they were off to the Love Tub for some tub lovin’.
Grace Anansi: Just don’t get my hair wet.
Outside the fence, Nina Caliente decided to be neighborly.
Nina Caliente: Youuuu hoooooo! Are you there? It’s been a while, Randy!
Normally Randy enjoys desperation, but this is something else. Dina and Nina’s house is full, so they are considered retired unless someone dies.
Nina Caliente: RANDY! I CAN SEE YOUR PLUMBOB!
Randy: *whispering* We are going to have to keep this quiet.
Nina eventually got tired or overheated and left, but the smell of desperation lingered.
The Caliente family is turning into a tragedy.
As Grace was leaving Becca Clarke was arriving.
Becca Clarke: Hey, girl!
Grace Anansi: Girl, do not use the hot tub. There was a looney toon here earlier. You have been warned.
Out by the street, there was a commotion.
Angela Pleasant: Hey, Randy! Randy, look over here! RANDY!
Ciara Sterling: Geez, could you please get out of my way? I do not want to be associated with this sideshow.
Mele Kahananui: Oh dear, someone is calling me. How do I answer this phone? *taps phone* Hello? *looks at phone* HELLO… It’s not working.
Angela Pleasant: *shrieks* RANDY!!!!
Angela Pleasant: RANDY! Please look over here. RANDY! PLEASE!
Becca Clarke and Randy: *look at Angela*
Anglea Pleasant: OH, oh. YES! Hi, Randy! Hiiiiii.
Becca Clarke: Is this the looney toon from earlier?
Randy: Uhh, nope.
Randy had Becca wait inside while he tried to get the crazy off his lawn.
Angela Pleasant: Randy, look! It’s me, Angela. Look! I’m pregnant, Randy! I’m not cosplaying. It’s for real. The baby is yours, Randy!
Ciara Sterling: Lady, if you don’t move right now I will do a murder.
Mele Kahananui: I just can’t get my phone call to work.
Randy: That’s nice, doll. Why don’t you go home and have a nap.
Angela Pleasant: Yeah, good idea! I’ll go home and nap. I LOVE YOU! See you tomorrow!
Angela’s sister, Lilith Pleasant, had her baby while Angela was scattering her marbles all over Oasis Springs.
Once Randy got Angela to leave he and Becca continued on like nothing happened.
Becca Clarke: This bed is so bouncy!
Randy: It’s got just the right amount of bounce. I tested about 50 mattresses before I decided on this one.
Becca Clarke had to get to class. On her way out the door, Randy invited L. Faba over.
Randy was exhausted from the earlier drama with Nina Caliente and Angela Pleasant, so he and L. Faba got right to it.
Catarina Lynx was Randy’s next visitor.
Catarina Lynx: *purrs* Meow, Randy.
Randy: How about the Love Tub today?
Catarina Lynx: *purrs with approval*
Catarina Lynx: You want me to climb you like a kitty condo? Mee-ow!
As Catarina Lynx left Randy’s house feeling like the cat that got the cream, Lilith Pleasant was arriving.
Lilith found Randy in the bathroom and attacked him. What is going on with the ladies this week? Not that Randy mined at all. She wasn’t screaming about having his baby out on the lawn.
When Lilith left Randy invited Kaori Nishidake over. She lived with her grandparents in Mt. Komorebi before they died. Now she had seven open spaces in her very lonely home. A home Randy hopes to fill it with baby smiles and giggles.
Randy: Are you ready to tango, doll?
Kaori: Oh no, I don’t know how to dance.
Randy: That’s okay, doll. Let The Randy Man teach you.
Randy turned around and laid a kiss on her. Not quite the dictionary definition of dancing.
Saturday
Kaori Nishidake ended up spending the night with Randy. She had no one waiting at home for her anyway.
Early Saturday morning Zoe Patel gave birth to Terra.
A fire broke out on Randy’s porch.
Kaori Nishidake: Randy, there’s a fire!
Randy: I see it, doll.
Kaori Nishidake: Fire, Randy!
Randy: Working on it!
I have no idea how the fire started, but it destroyed all of the plants everyone complains about when they visit. Could it have been the incense burner or foul play?
After the fire, Kaori understandably wanted to go home to her boring yet safe life.
Once socially acceptable, Randy invited Anaya Jang over for some fun. Anaya has two daughters and a husband that has one foot in the grave.
Anaya Jang: My husband is old and naps all the time. I’m desperate to feel like a woman.
Randy: Have no fear, The Randy Man has you covered.
Anaya Jang left singing “Man, I Feel Like a Woman” and Randy invited Cassandra Goth over because she was still having trouble getting pregnant!
Cassandra Goth: This is the one, right? This one is going to take?
Randy: This is the one. Let’s do it!
It wasn’t.
Zoe Patel came over after her shift at the Food Stand.
Randy: Ok, if you want to shower off the day’s dust then I get to join you.
Zoe Patel: SIGH! Fine.
Zoe and Randy actually have a terrible relationship, it’s red. They are full flirty-bar though, it’s a love/hate relationship. I’m sure this changes with Growing Together, but I have played many weeks ahead hoping to get through this challenge before the expansion pack was released. Spoiler, I didn’t, Randy is still alive. He might be immortal.
Randy: Quickly, let’s get inside.
Morgan Fyres: But, Randy, I just got here. Can’t you say hello first?
Randy was freaking out because he spotted Angela Pleasant in the distance and did not want a repeat of yesterday.
Randy was able to iron over his faux pas with Morgan by offering her some of his “special” heart cookies. I don’t know what they are laced with, but the ladies get super flirty when they eat them.
Seema Raghaven was Randy’s last visitor of the week.
Seema Raghaven: Randy, the blues on our shirts match.
Randy: Oh yeah? I bet they would look good together on my bedroom floor.
I guess Seema thought so too.
The last baby of the week was born to Bella Goth, Nevaeh Goth baby number 29!
This week a total of 29 children were born; making the grand total 91 children!