Hello and welcome back to my Sims 4 Family Man Challenge. Last week 10 new babies were born; Camille and Hollie (Moira Fyres), Joselyn and Christina (Janae Price), Jill (Nancy Landgraab), Kendrick (L. Faba), Caiden (Dina Caliente), Holden (Mila Munch), Erik (Jenna Akiyama), and Dayton (Nina Caliente). Giving us a grand total of 13 children. Janae Price now has a full house and is considered “retired.”
Sunday
Right off the bat, Nancy Landgraab gave Randy a second child, Amaya. Nancy should have room for three more babies…
But as you can see here, Nancy and Geoffrey had the absolute nerve to adopt a baby. I have no idea when this baby was adopted, before or after Jill’s birth. I need to keep a closer eye on the family tree. So now, their house has room for only two more babies. I am so disappointed.
Randy: Welcome, shall we begin?
Nancy Landgraab: *says nothing about the adopted mystery baby*
Bed: *makes protest sounds*
They got right to it, because who has time to wait anymore when people are going to go off and adopt random babies? Randy is here to serve; if you want a baby he will provide!
Randy: Welp, time for a snack. See yourself out will ya, love?
Nancy Landgraab: Oh sure, Randy. Let me just make the bed first.
I don’t think Randy even had the time to appreciate Nancy’s lingerie.
Mei Prescott: I don’t live here. Why am I in this town again?
Spotted in the wild: a very pregnant Mei Prescott!
While Randy “visits” with his “friends” I scroll the town looking for baby mama updates and new lady friends.
After his visit with Nancy, Randy felt that tell-tale tingle and ran out the door, like Batman answering the batsignal.
Randy: *answers the tingle*
Clara Bjergsen: I feel like I should wait right here for something.
Randy: *yells* Well hellooooooooo. Please allow me to introduce myself, I’m Randy Johnson. I’m new in town and I’m here to serve.
Nancy Landgraab: *watches silently*
Nancy is so creepy.
Randy invited Clara to hang out at The Love Shack for a bit. That’s when he found out she suffers from anxious flatulence.
Clara Bjergsen: *rips one* Oh, I’m so sorry, Randy. That was an accident. How embarrassing.
Randy: *inhales deeply* That’s okay, it’s all love. Let it all come out. This is a safe space.
And just like that Clara was putty in Randy’s hands.
Randy: I have something to show you under these blankets.
Clara Bjergsen: Oh really? What is it?
Who is she fooling? She has a husband and two children already. Clara lives in Windenburg with her family where she is a cook and avid club member. She has two young daughters, which Randy has made note of, for later. Her house has room for four babies.
As night descended, Randy took a trip to the gym to find someone who might like to have a sleepover. While there, I only took this picture of Jenna Akiyama looking very swole. But Randy did feel the tingle and met a new lady, Miko Ojo.
Miko came home with Randy. He was getting tired so he put the moves on her super fast.
Randy: *muah*
Miko Ojo: Oh okay.
As they finished their kiss, Anaya Jang magically appeared beside them.
Anaya Jang: Hi Randy. I was hoping to hang out here with you and Miko. That okay?
Randy: *shocked silence*
Miko Ojo: Uhh, did you invite another woman here?
Randy: *thinks and doesn’t dislike that idea*
Randy: Anaya, you are bed-blocking me, girl.
Anaya Jang: Sorry, Randy. It’s just that your TV is so much bigger than mine.
Miko Ojo: Is she staying or what?
Miko Ojo: Booooo!
Anaya Jang: I will cut you.
Randy: SIIIIIIIGGGGGHHHHHH
In the end, Randy convinced Miko to join him in the shower. She was a little nervous thinking Anaya was still there. Because she was. She was still there watching Randy’s TV.
Ciara Sterling was out for a late-night walk while Randy was asleep. Looking very knocked up.
And when I checked Randy’s genealogy he had a new baby, Sidney Harjo, baby number 15.
Monday
Mei Prescott called in the early morning hours with great news. Baby number 16 has been born.
Here Randy is finding his zen before the day fully begins.
As Randy was taking his morning steamy shower, I spied Mila Munch raking leaves behind his desert home. I sent Randy right over.
Mila Munch: I saw leaves all over my backyard this morning and thought that maybe you had some leaves that needed raking because, you know, it’s Fall and that time when leaves fall from the trees. *continues to ramble*
Randy: *eyes Mila then the leaf pile*
Well, I think Mila got more than she bargained for when raking leaves. Or, maybe she got exactly what she bargained for.
Scoping out the neighborhood while Mila and Randy were rustling leaves. I came upon a larger version of Katrina Caliente. Nice outfit, Katrina. Randy and Katrina have soulmate status, they understand each other. But Randy is still miffed that Katrina adopted baby Giovanni.
Double whammy, Moira is also looking large and in charge.
Across the street, there was Mei, looking lonely and empty-tummied. This is a situation that needs fixing. And I know just the man for the job.
In a flash, Randy was on his way. Look at that orange plumbob; I guess a romp in the leaves isn’t as fun as it sounds.
Randy: *grumbling* …sticks and leaves in my pants.
A kiss hello and one thing leads to another.
Mei Prescott: *baby voice* Hi Wandy!
Suddenly, Mei and Randy are about to do some magic tricks.
Zoe Patel came over next. She is a vendor at the local food stall and lives there in Oasis Springs with three male roommates. I took the opportunity to move her roommates out into another house, in another city. It’s just too risky to leave a single lady in that kind of situation. I’m sure he will have no problem paying her mortgage with her job. Now that she is the only inhabitant of her home, she has room for seven babies!
Zoe and Randy decided to give The Love Tub some action.
Love Tub: *cries in bubbles*
As soon as Zoe and Randy were done with their fun in the tub, he felt that tingle and was out the door.
Randy: Well hellooo. Please allow me to introduce myself, I’m Randy Johnson. I’m new in town and I’m here to serve.
Lily Feng had no idea of the whirlwind that was about to overtake her. She lives in San Myshuno with her husband Victor Feng. She’s a very important businesswoman. They have no children, probably because Lily abhors them. Randy thinks it’s because she just hadn’t met the right man yet, him.
Did I mention that she is also unflirty? Randy couldn’t tell.
Randy: Do you like magic tricks? I’ve got a magic box that I think you should see.
As soon as he put the moves on her she texted her husband that she was working late.
Lily Feng: Let me just send a quick text to the man I married.
“Working late” indeed.
Tuesday
I checked Randy’s family tree to see another name added to the list!
After Lily left that morning, I sent Randy off to the gym to meet more women.
Kalamainu’u Iona the evil mermaid from Sulani. She lives alone because who is going to touch that? Randy, that’s who.
Randy: Well, hellooo. Please allow me to introduce myself. ..
As soon as she saw Randy she started talking smack about how many miles she can run.
Kalamainu’u Iona: *immediately eats it.*
Randy: *continues to run unaffected*
As soon as she started the treadmill she ate belt. What a noob!
Is shower woohoo not a thing on the gym lots? Getting nowhere I decided to send Randy home. On his way out the door, he met Seema Raghaven.
Randy: Well helloooo… (yada, yada, yada)
Seema Raghaven: Well hello right back at you.
Seema is a single unhoused sim. She has room for seven babies!
And I have to say, she made things extremely easy for Randy.
Randy: *whispers random words*
Seema Raghaven: Let’s do this.
Outside, the women are swarming The Love Shack! Miko Ojo is pregnant and Tina Tinker is selling cookies? No idea.
Tina is in a same-sex marriage and will have NOTHING to do with Randy (believe me, he tried). But she keeps coming around trying to be best friends or just for a random visit like Randy even has time for that. I think she’s looking for a free babysitter.
Then Mei Prescott came around to show off her baby bump.
This week’s baby number five was born. We don’t talk about Bruno (no, no, no).
And look, a baby I missed was born to Dina Caliente, little Armando has a very big name.
Jenna Akiyama had to escape the noise at her house. She has four kids now, two teenagers, a toddler, and a new baby. I wonder where her husband thinks she is.
Randy knows exactly what she needs…
Wednesday
Are Moira Fyres and Janae Price good friends?
Here Zoe Patel is off to work her shift at the food stand. Her figure has had some “adjustments.”
Oh look, Catarina “waste my time” Lynx made an appearance.
Randy invited her to hang out with him at The Love Shack. He finally got that kiss. It tasted like cat food.
BOOM! Nailed it! Aspiration complete. For his next aspiration, Randy was given… Nothing, I forgot to give him a new one at this point. FAIL!
Seema interrupted with a very important request for her and Randy to be best friends. Randy broke out in hives thinking she was about to propose to him. Looks like she’s pregnant and super happy about it.
Catarina Lynx: The kiss was nice and all, but I gotta get home to my cats. Bartholomew A. Bittlebun, Jr. isn’t feeling very well today, and Doc, Cleo, and Josie need a flea treatment. With all of her cats, she only has room for three children. At this point, Randy is not willing to back down from this challenge. He will wear her down, it will just take a little time.
Katrina Caliente gave Randy another son! Baby number eight this week.
*sniff* Do you smell that? *sniff* Smells like desperation. It’s Nancy Landgraab loitering outside Randy’s house hoping to have a glimpse of him.
Nancy Landgraab: Please check your mailbox. I’ve been here two hours and I really need to pee.
Ava Harjo walked by Randy’s house reminding me of her existence. She wouldn’t stick around, she had places to be.
Randy felt that tingle again. He didn’t even shut his door in his mad dash to greet her.
Randy: Well hellooo. (You get it, he has one line.)
Mana Ueda: Did you order pizza?
This is Mana Ueda, she’s a single unhoused sim and has room for seven babies. She must be delivering pizza to one of Randy’s neighbors. Maybe she has time for a little magic show.
Then the tingles started to intensify. Two more unmet ladies. Here we see the very hip Yuki Behr and in the background a college student, Becca Clarke.
Randy: Well hellooo…
Yuki Behr: Do you just hang out in front of your house at night?
Randy: If that’s what it takes to meet fine ladies like you.
The tingles were still happening. Randy was positively vibrating! That’s when Aaradhya Acharya showed up. Randy was in his element and sounded very much like a broken record.
Randy: Well helloooo. Please allow me to introduce myself, I’m Randy Johnson. I’m new in town and I’m here to serve.
Becca Clarke: Hi I’m Becca. I’m just taking a break from my studies.
Yuki Behr: Wait, did you just say that exact thing?
Mana Ueda: Yeah, this is the second time he’s said it.
Randy Johnson: Well, hellooo…
Yuki Behr: OMG! I think it’s time for me to go now.
Mana Ueda: Yeah, I have a pizza that’s getting cold.
Becca Clarke: Uhhh, I have to study… something.
Aaradhya Acharya: Was it me?
Since everyone left poor Aaradhya on her own with Randy, there was really only one outcome.
Randy: Let me show you where this arrow points.
Aaradhya Acharya: Oh, that is a big arrow.
Randy: Thank you.
Aaradhya succumbed to Randy.
Randy: *humming Queen’s Another One Bites the Dust*
Thursday
Early the next day, Nancy stomped her way back and forth in front of Randy’s house. Looking very pregnant there, Nancy.
Nancy Landgraab: *chanting* Look out the window. Look out the window. Look out the window.
And just like that Aaradhya’s life will never be the same.
Then she destroyed Randy’s toilet and floor.
Aaradhya Acharya: I think this might be a good time to leave.
Lily Feng was seen stalking around town, maybe Randy should stay out of her way for a while. She does not look very happy.
Lily Feng: *muttering about children and being pregnant*
This is Olivia Kim-Lewis, she’s a teenager and not old enough for Randy yet.
But getting her phone number isn’t a terrible thing.
Olivia Kim-Lewis: Um, I don’t know if I should give my number.
Randy: No, it’s okay. I know your mom (probably).
House: Why have I disappeared? Do I not exist?
In fact, he didn’t know her mom.
As Aaradhya was leaving Catarina Lynx showed up.
Aaradhya Acharya: Ugh, what smells like cat food?
Catarina Lynx: Ugh, what smells like vom?
Outside, it started to rain.
Lily Feng: RAIN! UGH! This is a desert! Deserts don’t get rain, why is there rain?!
Nancy Landgraab: *chanting* Look out the window. Look out the window. Look out the window.
Randy and Catarina decided to jump in The Love Tub.
Hot Tub: *dies a million deaths*
Janae Price: It’s totally normal for me to walk over here.
Janae Price: RANDY! ARE YOU THERE? I TRIED THE DOOR, BUT THERE WAS NO ANSWER. RANDY?
Catarina Lynx: *purrs* meowwwwww, this water feels so nice.
Randy: Shhhhh, Catarina, be quiet. Let’s go under the water.
Hot Tub: *cringe*
Disappointed, Janae eventually left and Randy and Catarina sealed the deal. Finally!
Uhhh, no, Hilary. If you want a baby, you need to come and see Randy.
Randy’s answer to this question is always yes. It doesn’t affect his day-to-day and it keeps the ladies happy.
Wow, everyone is in town today. Rattlesnake Juice Bar must be hopping!
Randy felt that tingle and ushered Catarina out the door.
Randy: Well hellooo. Please allow me…
Nalani Mahi’ai: Oh hi. I have to go; it’s ladies’ night at The Juice.
Randy: But you talked to me. I got your number. I’ll call you, girl. Maybe not today, or tomorrow, but I’ll call you.
Randy invited Hilary Laurent over since she was thinking about having another child. When opportunity knocks and all that. But first, he had to get rid of all those scratch marks Catarina left on him.
Randy: Just a sip of the sauce and good as new.
Hilary Laurent lives in Tartosa with her husband, Hector, their two children Greta and Jace, and her mother-in-law, Arnessa Thebe. Her house has room for three babies, but Arnessa is an elder so it’s only a matter of time before she kicks the bucket.
According to the wiki, Hilary comes from a family of chefs that founded a restaurant empire. She is friends with Lucia Markov and is married to her ex-boyfriend, Hector. I guess girl code is dead. Maybe Hilary will introduce Randy to Lucia and her teenage daughter, Greta.
Hilary Laurent: Yeah, I have this quirky eye thing. My husband says it’s cute.
Randy: Does he now? Shall we follow the arrow?
Randy: Let’s see what we can do about that baby-thing.
Hilary Laurent: Okay.
Then crazy stuff started to happen. Mana Ueda was on Randy’s deck! How did she even get there?
Randy and Hilary Laurent: *doing the things*
Mana Ueda: Oh, Randy, what are you doing!!!
WHAT IS HAPPENING? Randy and Hilary finished their business and fell asleep. That’s when Mana decided to sneak into Randy’s bedroom! There is a door in the kitchen area.
Mana Ueda: *sneaking* I’m just going to see myself out. I’m not here, not really.
Nancy Landgraab had her baby, Collin. Baby number nine this week.
Once Hilary was out the door, Randy invited L. Faba over for some cookies. Clearly, she doesn’t believe the old adage about umbrellas and being indoors.
L. Faba: I make my own luck.
Oh to be a fly on the wall for this conversation.
L.Faba: Did you clear up that crustation problem you had?
Randy: Hey, baby. Randy’s fine and dandy.
Baby number ten!
Look like Randy’s word was enough for L. Faba. I hope Randy at least changed the sheets.
Friday
Checking the genealogy and Miko Ojo had her baby. Baby number 11!
Thank you Mila Munch, baby number 12.
Wow! Things are taking off!
I decided to send Randy to the Price Household and never took pictures. FAIL! Rand took some pictures in the photo booth with a friend.
Photo Booth: Why do people do this? You think you are the first people to do this in here? Do you know how filthy I am? People bring their children here.
I kept trying to get the option to Try for Baby, but it just wouldn’t come up. Nancy should have room for one more baby.
Before I could figure that out I was distracted by this good news. Baby number 12.
Then Randy felt that tingle and while we are here he may as well make a new friend. This is Alex Moyer. Alex is an unhoused sim, she has room for seven babies.
Randy: Well hellooo. Please allow me to introduce myself…
At this point, I made the life-changing decision that instead of “going home” Randy should “travel” to his house so he can bring guests with him. He brought Alex with him and Nancy tagged along.
Nancy Langraab: Thanks for the ride, Randy. Should we just go inside?
Randy: Have a good night, Nancy. I’ll see you another time.
Can you feel Nancy’s soul-crushing disappointment?
Alex spent the night and they did the things that needed to be done.
Saturday
Early Saturday morning Lilly Feng had her baby, baby number 14!
Immediately after having her baby, I received a notification that Lily Feng DIED! I forgot the picture! Anyway, I went off to check and it said she died of embarrassment. It must be something to do with the dislikes children trait.
Randy killed Lily with his baby.
Then I remembered to check the family tree. Nancy and Geoffry adopted another child!!!!!! Now the house is full and she can’t have any more Randy babies. Nancy is now considered “retired” because of her full house. She can keep Janae Price company.
To console his hurt feelings, Randy invited Mila Munch over for some fun. She’s always eager to please.
Randy: How about a magic show?
Mila Munch: You are the Magic Man.
Then Randy decided to invite a couple of friends over. It doesn’t look like Kalamainu’u is too happy about sharing Randy’s attention. Ava couldn’t stay so it’s just as well.
Kalamainu’u Iona: Who is this human?
Ava Harjo: Leaving. This human is leaving.
Kalamainu’u had some fun in The Love Tub.
And when she was out the door Randy invited Nalani Mahi’ai over for a playdate.
Randy: Do you want to see where the arrow leads?
Nalani Mahi’ai: I do, Randy. I do.
Randy: It’s my bed. The arrow points to my bed. Let’s see what’s under here.
And while Randy was entertaining I checked the family tree. Lo and behold baby number 15 was born!
That’s the end of week 3. This week Randy had a total of 15 children making the grand total a whopping 28 children by 15 mothers.
Randy Johnson: The Second Coming 